Married men excuse to get out?

[Werty11]

So what your excuse if you want to visit a provider right now?

Working from home, no need to go anywhere for longer than 30 min.


Even if I find a provider I can't get out!

What's your excuse?

And that quarantine is getting to me. Too much time with wife not a good thing.

 

[Wayne1250]

I would say, seeing my daughter, lives 10 minutes away. I have further extenuating circumstances that akes it easier too.

But I locked myself down anyway. The Coronavirus would kill my wife.

 

[charliebrown]

God help us.

 

[Kraven]

Masks are available on the Internet as long as you don’t insist on N95s that are only necessary in some medical settings. Cotton is ok for us.
Lots of recipes for making sanitizer.

 

[Uniquelyme]

Masks are available on the Internet as long as you don’t insist on N95s that are only necessary in some medical settings. Cotton is ok for us.
Lots of recipes for making sanitizer.

N95s are ideal. I mean if they arent around ok. However N95s work best.

 

[scr500af]

Tell your wife you want to catch the corona virus and then give it to others. That excuse makes perfect sense.

 

[Tuddles]

Shopping for hand sanitizer and face masks. That could take weeks to find the products.

I ordered 5 boxes of face masks two days ago and my order will be delivered during April 12th week. 100 each box for $26

 

[Niceguy0388]

Problem solved!

 

[Uniquelyme]

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Problem solved!

Damn they went down i saw em at $3500 several days ago then $3k or so now $300!!

 

[Pafor14]

Being a senior took advantage of early hours at grocery store took go see s provider a week ago Sunday. No problems. Don't think I'll try it aga

 

[Uniquelyme]

Being a senior took advantage of early hours at grocery store took go see s provider a week ago Sunday. No problems. Don't think I'll try it aga

She was ready that early for you?? U went shopping before or after session??

 

[Pafor14]

Before no perishable goods. She wss very accommodating and understood.

 

[Werty11]

I would say, seeing my daughter, lives 10 minutes away. I have further extenuating circumstances that akes it easier too.

But I locked myself down anyway. The Coronavirus would kill my wife.mustard.

Lucky bastard!!!

Yes I know I am dark in my jokes.
But don't 70% of married dudes here thought that?!

 

[Werty11]

I would say, seeing my daughter, lives 10 minutes away. I have further extenuating circumstances that akes it easier too.

But I locked myself down anyway. The Coronavirus would kill my wife.

You Lucky bastard!!! "Coronavirus would kill her"

Yes I know I am dark in my jokes.
But didn't 73% of married dudes here thought that?!

 

[Pafor14]

Tell your wife you want to catch the corona virus and then give it to others. That excuse makes perfect sense.

Man with corona virus meets lady with Lyme disease. Every Corona gets its Lyme.

 

[Werty11]

Man with corona virus meets lady with Lyme disease. Every Corona gets its Lyme.

Close but does not sound quite right
Missing a "ring".

 

[Pafor14]

Close but does not sound quite right
Missing a "ring".

Thanks I knew that.

 

[HumungaDunga]

Man with corona virus meets lady with Lyme disease. Every Corona gets its Lyme.

You put the Lyme in the Corona and shake it all up!

 

[Pafor14]

You put the Lyme in the Corona and shake it all up!

Thought I would share this coronasutra moment. Stay safe

 

[vman1970]

Yeah its been tough for me. I travel for work so being home for the nest 6 weeks or whatever is putting a cramp in my activity. Couple that with a wife who is a germaphobe and i'm in hell. Lucky for me I have a vape pen in my basement and take a couple hits at night and take care of myself. But that's only gonna help for so long