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Married men excuse to get out?

Nutleypo

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Yeah its been tough for me. I travel for work so being home for the nest 6 weeks or whatever is putting a cramp in my activity. Couple that with a wife who is a germaphobe and i'm in hell. Lucky for me I have a vape pen in my basement and take a couple hits at night and take care of myself. But that's only gonna help for so long
My gal is a bit of an alarmist so she wouldn't kiss me last time I saw her but at least she gave up some pussy.
 

vman1970

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This one works for me. My wife loves trash TV such as The Kardashians, Housewives from various shitholes, etc. While she tuned into the Kardashians I interrupt very 10 seconds with vulgar remarks, insensitive commentary etc. She ignored it for a bit and then muted the TV and told me if I can’t STFU then go to one of your Asian whore houses. It’s worked the past couple of years to get some freedom. FYI....the Spa I hit after being thrown out of the house the first time was Sophia’s place when she was on Bustleton Avenue. Desperate times, desperate measures.
Did she really say that? Come on now. I do the same stuff but get banished to the basement where I smoke a j and beat off.
 

doctorevil

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You Lucky bastard!!! "Coronavirus would kill her"

Yes I know I am dark in my jokes.
But didn't 73% of married dudes here thought that?!
TOTALLY!!! I have total freedom and a great excuse to be out at least 5 hours every week day. The idea of bringing corona back to the house to the wife and kids and having to explain it is what keeps my balls blue :eek:/
 

doctorevil

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Did she really say that? Come on now. I do the same stuff but get banished to the basement where I smoke a j and beat off.
My wife got me into massages. She doesn’t know the local foot and body will give you a HJ if you’re quiet. She used to tell me to go for a massage all the time. Probably because I always came home “relaxed”. Ignorance is bliss.
 

Werty11

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My wife got me into massages. She doesn’t know the local foot and body will give you a HJ if you’re quiet. She used to tell me to go for a massage all the time. Probably because I always came home “relaxed”. Ignorance is bliss.
All local places are closed. All spas are closed. So not like I can tell my wife - I need to go get pedicure, which is a red flag on its own!
 

Werty11

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TOTALLY!!! I have total freedom and a great excuse to be out at least 5 hours every week day. The idea of bringing corona back to the house to the wife and kids and having to explain it is what keeps my balls blue :eek:/
Well for all you know you all might have had it already.
That's why it's such a nasty virus - many people get no symptoms at all and just covertly spreading it to everybody around!
 

Reallybored123

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Yeah its been tough for me. I travel for work so being home for the nest 6 weeks or whatever is putting a cramp in my activity. Couple that with a wife who is a germaphobe and i'm in hell. Lucky for me I have a vape pen in my basement and take a couple hits at night and take care of myself. But that's only gonna help for so long
bro your wife sounds exactly like mine and I literally do the same thing where I sneak away to hit my vape pen. Lucky that my wife is hot w an amazing athletic body and initiates sex so I don’t gotta take care of myself. However being around her so much gets annoying after a while, she probably gets annoyed of me too. There’s no real excuse I can think of to get away now that she has much more free time on her hands...she will check up on me if I go somewhere. The other day I went to my barber’s house to get a haircut and he was running really late so we started an hour late and during my haircut she called me like 5 times and I didn’t pick up cause I was getting my haircut and she was flipping out when I finally did answer after I was finished. She never really acts like this so I guess being home so much is driving her crazy as well.
 
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