Married men excuse to get out?

[scrubs321]

Starting going to AMPs in SJ almost 10 years ago. Surprised to find 5 or 6 AMPs within 10 minutes of me, and an RMP that is too close. Plus, Philly is 15 min. away, but was only worth the risk to see Sue. And a couple of these places are still customers, not that I would know anything about that.

 

[eaglesfan48]

Same here scrubs , have 10 amp within 5 mile radius . 1 rooskie amp ( thought was a total rip off, but wanted to try it ) mostly Korean between the 25 to 50 yr old range . The beauty of it is variety , you get to meet new ones on a daily basis and the ones you meet are cool with you . It’s business , not love , relationship, commitment. It’s you get what u want. Just like going to the diner , order off the menu , if it’s good , order it again ! If not , order something else .

 

[mamboo]

She doesn’t like it, but accepts it. One night we are out eating and I got a call from an Amp girl...you take me to Greyhound? No time to dump the wife off, so she meets one of the girls for the first time. On the way to the bus station the girl says...we go casino first. Sure why not! I told her we will hang out a couple hours and then take her to the bus. She then hands my wife $40 and tells her to gamble too. After a couple hours she says she will take a cab to the bus. At 5am I get a call ....Me lose all my money! It took her 8 hours to lose it all. I tell her I will buy her a ticket home. She says NO, please take me to Queens. She spent all but $2 of her money. Off to Queens. That was Christmas Eve. Some are smart, they get stupid mongers like us to pay for their gambling lol.

Really? At that point I think I'd be trying for a threesome! After my wife (unwittingly?) got me a gift certificate to an R&T she's been forced to hear about it and has been increasingly interested especially when she is horny. She is jealous AF if she sees me flirting ITRW but she gets off on the AMP stories even if I'm not sure she likes it. Go figure. Everybody gets off on something different.

 

[mamboo]

Where is this place! That’s my fantasy. A nail salon that enters the dark side. DM me!

There was a place like that by the Pennrose Diner. It was a big nail salon and half the fun was walking in and then out past all the ladies giving and getting their nails done. LOL. The last time I went the gig seemed to be up. I got the get undressed leave underwear on line so I split.

 

[eaglesfan48]

Yeah , I know the place

 

[ATL Guy]

When things were open I would use golf. Sometimes I would be able to get a half-hour session and 18 holes in.

 

[Werty11]

When things were open I would use golf. Sometimes I would be able to get a half-hour session and 18 holes in.

Before coronavirus it wasn't a problem, lol

 

[ATL Guy]

Before coronavirus it wasn't a problem, lol

The golf course are open in Delaware. Not so for AMPs.

 

[Werty11]

UPDATE: Tonight is the season premiere of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Instead of waiting for me to “ruin” the show the wife hit pause and said if you leave now I’ll give you the money for a BJ at the Asian place. PLEASE GO, NOW! Only problem... NO AMP OPEN.

This guy is gotta be TROLLING us...

 

[benito3692000]

Fucking hilarious.....but also good advice.

 

[benito3692000]

The coronasutra image

 

[Heizenberg]

Where is this place! That’s my fantasy. A nail salon that enters the dark side. DM me!

Follow the white rabbit, Neo.

 

[727]

Catch 22- The real problem is there are only a very few providers I would trust seeing-and they are all too smart to be seeing anyone live now-Which is why I would trust them-but they are not seeing anyone-

 

[Kolt900]

After reading all of this, got to say I'm genuinely surprised that I'm one of the few 20 something year old and single mongers. Though when I am in a relationship I tend to be completely out of the game cold turkey.

 

[vman1970]

Yeah we’ll dont get married.

 

[kantuchdis]

When I was 20 something I was banging babes non-stop and never dreamed of mongering. Young guys should work on their game, develop some under used muscles.

 

[FortuneCookieNookie]

I took my girl and dropped her off at a nail salon, hell no im not waiting, text me when your done.,I go back to get her and she said to me ....these girls give massages in back , really ? Men too ? Yes she replies . I leave it at that . They are hot and Vietnamese and Cambodian. So I go back myself and inquire about the massage . Typical 60 an hour . They state we only do massage when slow with nails . Ok , they have a plan b . Girl says I’ll text you . Wow ! All I can say . Went back in a few weeks to pick up my girlfriend and the girl winked at me, girlfriend asks ... you 2 know each other ? Never saw her before in my life !

Please PM me the details of the nail salon with the secret menu?

 

[Sushihater]

When I was 20 something I was banging babes non-stop and never dreamed of mongering. Young guys should work on their game, develop some under used muscles.

Game died back in 1994. Most girls either have an army of tinder soldier, on seeking arrangements or only fans or will straight up waste your time for a meal. Different era and different breed of women unfortunately.

You guys are probably better off mongering. Get what you need in and out and not wasting all their time chasing tail. I know some guys enjoy the game aspect and the chase for women though. I always found it a chore and was relieved to find mongering.

 

[kantuchdis]

This thread arises from the dead!

1. A lot of young women are very turned on by older guys with "dad bods" (look it up). 2. They were raised on porn and have been sexually harassed by young boys since the age of 12. 3. Their perception of sexuality is casual, in line with a back scratch. It's never been easier to score.

 

[yh33]

Out of curiosity … do you guys worry or wonder where your wife is when she is not home? Or could you care less?