Married men excuse to get out?

[248Lancer]

Title for pilot episode: “Her Darkness Before the Jawn”

 

[Pafor14]

Maybe I need to vape. I'm 65 today got my Kahlua gonna disappear after dinner if not before

 

[Ronin]

“I want a divorce” worked for me

 

[Pafor14]

Csnt do that. She understands my needs.

 

[kantuchdis]

To those of you with actual GF's on the side, how are you managing them? Must be very stressful for you. Mistresses climb the walls after a while during normal times, and start threatening shit.

 

[casualplayer]

bro your wife sounds exactly like mine and I literally do the same thing where I sneak away to hit my vape pen. Lucky that my wife is hot w an amazing athletic body and initiates sex so I don’t gotta take care of myself. However being around her so much gets annoying after a while, she probably gets annoyed of me too. There’s no real excuse I can think of to get away now that she has much more free time on her hands...she will check up on me if I go somewhere. The other day I went to my barber’s house to get a haircut and he was running really late so we started an hour late and during my haircut she called me like 5 times and I didn’t pick up cause I was getting my haircut and she was flipping out when I finally did answer after I was finished. She never really acts like this so I guess being home so much is driving her crazy as well.

How old are you guys out of curiosity? Please tell me 20's or early 30's!

 

[Pafor14]

I just turned 65 and have my Medicare on. Started in 1979 been doing this off and on since. Only breaks were now and during deployments when ship was not tied to pier. Plan to monger in the afterlife as well.

 

[Birdofparadise]

How old are you guys out of curiosity? Please tell me 20's or early 30's!

I'm 32. Just broke up with gf of 9 years, but not because of this. My hobbying interest has waned since. I'm taking the time to connect with myself, and find out more about who I am while I can.

 

[Pafor14]

Yiu are doing things the way that works for you and I respect that friend

 

[headsup]

I'm 32. Just broke up with gf of 9 years, but not because of this. My hobbying interest has waned since. I'm taking the time to connect with myself, and find out more about who I am while I can.

Good luck.

 

[Reallybored123]

How old are you guys out of curiosity? Please tell me 20's or early 30's!

27

 

[scrubs321]

I have a well established routine of heading out early on the weekends to Home depot, B & N, the local deli, etc. Plenty of AMPs nearby, so my routine is not changing.

 

[Pafor14]

I have a well established routine of heading out early on the weekends to Home depot, B & N, the local deli, etc. Plenty of AMPs nearby, so my routine is not changing.

Where are u if u don't mind me asking

 

[Ronin]

How old are you guys out of curiosity? Please tell me 20's or early 30's!

65. Started in 2004 when my marriage went south.

 

[Pafor14]

Glad to meet a fellow Medicare newbie.

 

[eaglesfan48]

My wife got me into massages. She doesn’t know the local foot and body will give you a HJ if you’re quiet. She used to tell me to go for a massage all the time. Probably because I always came home “relaxed”. Ignorance is bliss.

Wow

 

[Pafor14]

Doctorevil you are one sly guy...lol

 

[eaglesfan48]

I took my girl and dropped her off at a nail salon, hell no im not waiting, text me when your done.,I go back to get her and she said to me ....these girls give massages in back , really ? Men too ? Yes she replies . I leave it at that . They are hot and Vietnamese and Cambodian. So I go back myself and inquire about the massage . Typical 60 an hour . They state we only do massage when slow with nails . Ok , they have a plan b . Girl says I’ll text you . Wow ! All I can say . Went back in a few weeks to pick up my girlfriend and the girl winked at me, girlfriend asks ... you 2 know each other ? Never saw her before in my life !

 

[Pafor14]

So f****** wrong yet so f****** righr.

 

[Pafor14]

@Voodoo66 I am your father