@Chiparlor - I have to say, in all my years of mongering, I never heard of a provider giving a customer that much cash. I have gotten small $$ value gifts from a few providers (which I appreciated), but never cold, hard cash. Shit, I've never even had civvie GFs offer to chip in for dinner. Not trying to judge or insult, but if a provider tried to give me that much cash (simply for being her customer), I'd refuse it. If she still insisted on giving her money away, I'd ask her to donate to St. Jude's (or some other charity) on my behalf. If she wanted to do something nice for me personally, a small gift or free massage would suffice. BBBJs are always appreciated too.
@njlefty - Osteen always gives me the creeps. There is something off about that guy. I'm sure something really, really sordid about him will come out one day.
Everything becomes about money, eventually. It's what makes the world go round. Even the most solid relationships become pretty shaky without $$. Once a religion becomes sufficiently big, it becomes a bureaucracy. At that point, you need $$ to keep it going. Just the other day, I ran into someone who urged me to "Give to God". Unfortunately, I could not; it was just after my SB visit and I was low on cash.