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What the hell is wrong with me ? Am I jaded?
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Just scanned this thread. So many sub themes here but I'm not sure the dude is jaded. That you thought you had a chance I think is quite the opposite of jaded.
I had been having issues. Not getting it up, but hitting a plateu where I could fuck forever hard and not nut. Was not sure what's tthe issue. Jerking off too much maybe?
Anyways my current I met on SA. Kink brings us together. I was looking for a straight up meet a couple times a month smack her around bang her pay her leave. She's 23. GND looks but great shape and brilliant.
She's NEVER asked for a dime.
But my well defined couple times a month......we see each other at least 2 days a week. One is a lunch or drink and hang. the other is for aa session. We text several times a day and sometimes phone. We take trips.....sometimes she comes with me on business if its a place she can see friends that live there. Sometimes we just find a staycation airbnb outside the city we can get to by train. Go hit wineries. We know everything about each other.
I send her some gift cards and money. It's not significant. Never right after I fuck her. She likes the expereince and not the money so I try to make the giftsthoughtful.
I'm having intense orgasms with her and she with me.
Last week we had our first "fight". It was personal and she acted out during sex and It was weird. I have trouble getting up or off. Normal P4P arrangement I think that would have been the last I see her. We meet out for a drink and talk through it. Folllow up a few days later and amazing sex.
She's heading out of town to see some firends on the WC. Going to be the longest time we don't see each other.
I'm twice her age. Not sure what the fuck I got myself into. I'd be lying if I told you we didn't have emotions for each other or worse. I know this will end at some point. When that happens, a big part of me feels I will be jaded.
I had been having issues. Not getting it up, but hitting a plateu where I could fuck forever hard and not nut. Was not sure what's tthe issue. Jerking off too much maybe?
Anyways my current I met on SA. Kink brings us together. I was looking for a straight up meet a couple times a month smack her around bang her pay her leave. She's 23. GND looks but great shape and brilliant.
She's NEVER asked for a dime.
But my well defined couple times a month......we see each other at least 2 days a week. One is a lunch or drink and hang. the other is for aa session. We text several times a day and sometimes phone. We take trips.....sometimes she comes with me on business if its a place she can see friends that live there. Sometimes we just find a staycation airbnb outside the city we can get to by train. Go hit wineries. We know everything about each other.
I send her some gift cards and money. It's not significant. Never right after I fuck her. She likes the expereince and not the money so I try to make the giftsthoughtful.
I'm having intense orgasms with her and she with me.
Last week we had our first "fight". It was personal and she acted out during sex and It was weird. I have trouble getting up or off. Normal P4P arrangement I think that would have been the last I see her. We meet out for a drink and talk through it. Folllow up a few days later and amazing sex.
She's heading out of town to see some firends on the WC. Going to be the longest time we don't see each other.
I'm twice her age. Not sure what the fuck I got myself into. I'd be lying if I told you we didn't have emotions for each other or worse. I know this will end at some point. When that happens, a big part of me feels I will be jaded.
Y'all have been waiting for me to weigh in here, eh?
Oh, you meant AARON Judge?
Never mind.
A few random thoughts here.
1. No man is the same. Strategies that work for some will not work for others, etc. Not an original observation.
2. No girl is the same. Well, that's not true. There are only 12 types. But 12 is a lot of strategies to figure out and keep straight. Some girls like cavemen. (And hey, the Neanderthals were underestimated. The guys in Lascaux had some artistic flair too). Some girls hate cavemen. Some switch back and forth depending on where they are in their estrous cycle. Go figure. This is a good thing btw. A successful species needs a mix of alphas and betas to survive and thrive. So if the girls only fucked alphas, Darwin tells us eventually we'd only have alphas and civilization would soon implode.
3. SOOOO many directions we could go with "enjoying her cannoli". Though the Godfather quote is of course the obvious one.
4. BK Basketball Metaphor Time (TM). Nutopia is the Miami Heat. This was an extremely unlikely run. He made it to the Finals/dinner, so the home crowd really ought to give him a hearty round of applause for getting this far. But just because you win 3 series you shouldn't have won (well, maybe 2, as a pessimist, I thought they had the edge on the Knicks all along), doesn't mean you're on your way to beating the Nuggets and getting past the Joker. You never really had a shot, but you gotta give it your all and play the game out. Too bad they and you all ran out of gas. {I feel like "Joker" should represent something here, but haven't figured out what that is yet}.
5. There were some adjustments you and the Heat might have made to improve the odds, so here are some suggestions. Though again, even with improved odds, this probably wasn't happening anyway. But it might have extended the series and led to some more memorable highlights if not quite to holding the trophy in the end.
6. I gotta agree on questioning the choice of Little Italy. A little too cliched. Based on the Chairman's good intel, she likely is only allowed to play in Manhattan (and perhaps Flushing area?) So take her out of her comfort zone to a world she hasn't been to yet. Brooklyn. Show her things on her last night she's never seen before. If not all the way to Brooklyn, at least walk her across the Brooklyn Bridge (if she hasn't yet). Captain, will she say "yes" to going to Brooklyn? Or will she hear Daddy's voice in her head telling her to not leave Manhattan south of 59th Street? Maybe Brooklyn is an acceptable amount of rebellion? By now there must be glossy magazine spreads (or internet equivalent) in Korean travel media explaining that Brooklyn no longer necessarily equals instant death and has a couple of places a young Korean exchange student might want to see.
7. Granted, as a Korean exchange student, she may not have known yet how trite Little Italy is, and could have been charmed. But if she was at NYU for a semester, she must have already tried some American cannoli, so to speak, so figure out what else she hasn't seen yet in NY.
8. Yes, yes. She's leaving tomorrow. But you STILL were a bit premature. And goodness, yes, that last move was rushed and awkward. Very much like the last Jimmy Butler 3-pt attempt with 17 seconds left in Game 5. Shouldn't have made that resolution to make your move by dessert. She can sleep on the plane, so you've got at least until Before Sunrise*. You are now Ethan Hawke. Granted a little creepier, though maybe not much creepier than Ethan Hawke in 2023.
9.To UM's point about just making a test move without asking.....at some point take her somewhere where you have to cross a busy street - grab her hand to lead her "safely". Canal or Bowery would have been adequate in this situation, but going back to the Brooklyn Bridge, the area around the entrance to the bridge on either side is preferred. That shit is dangerous.
10. Alternative/additional agenda item: East River Ferry. Last ride on a Saturday night is 9:45 from Fulton St. Best if you're on the verge of missing it, but then rush to catch it and barely make it in time. Adrenalin rush! So there's your high five somebody mentioned. Staten Island Ferry isn't a bad choice either if it's too late. Then she she's stuck with you for well over another hour.
11. I'm just making shit up now, but as the night runs long and she starts to get tired, as you're on your way back from Staten Island, leaning over the railing looking at the approaching night skyline with the wind blowing....offer a hand massage. (I don't know: somebody check if there's some sort of hand massage that might counter fatigue). Seems like a quasi-plausible non-threatining-ISH way to ratchet up the physical contact.
12. After that, well you're on your own. I've never gotten past the hand massage level myself. Wait, no, I once did. And then I married her. But I didn't get laid that night. And to be fair, that particular girl I married that time was not 45 years younger than me. Though she was getting on a plane the next day.
*This was also ostensibly the plot of Groundhog Day. He also only had one day/one night to bed Andie McDowell. He just had infinite chances.
Anyway what the fuck happened after busking in SoHo? Or rather, did any fuck happen after busking in SoHo?
Oh, you meant AARON Judge?
Never mind.
A few random thoughts here.
1. No man is the same. Strategies that work for some will not work for others, etc. Not an original observation.
2. No girl is the same. Well, that's not true. There are only 12 types. But 12 is a lot of strategies to figure out and keep straight. Some girls like cavemen. (And hey, the Neanderthals were underestimated. The guys in Lascaux had some artistic flair too). Some girls hate cavemen. Some switch back and forth depending on where they are in their estrous cycle. Go figure. This is a good thing btw. A successful species needs a mix of alphas and betas to survive and thrive. So if the girls only fucked alphas, Darwin tells us eventually we'd only have alphas and civilization would soon implode.
3. SOOOO many directions we could go with "enjoying her cannoli". Though the Godfather quote is of course the obvious one.
4. BK Basketball Metaphor Time (TM). Nutopia is the Miami Heat. This was an extremely unlikely run. He made it to the Finals/dinner, so the home crowd really ought to give him a hearty round of applause for getting this far. But just because you win 3 series you shouldn't have won (well, maybe 2, as a pessimist, I thought they had the edge on the Knicks all along), doesn't mean you're on your way to beating the Nuggets and getting past the Joker. You never really had a shot, but you gotta give it your all and play the game out. Too bad they and you all ran out of gas. {I feel like "Joker" should represent something here, but haven't figured out what that is yet}.
5. There were some adjustments you and the Heat might have made to improve the odds, so here are some suggestions. Though again, even with improved odds, this probably wasn't happening anyway. But it might have extended the series and led to some more memorable highlights if not quite to holding the trophy in the end.
6. I gotta agree on questioning the choice of Little Italy. A little too cliched. Based on the Chairman's good intel, she likely is only allowed to play in Manhattan (and perhaps Flushing area?) So take her out of her comfort zone to a world she hasn't been to yet. Brooklyn. Show her things on her last night she's never seen before. If not all the way to Brooklyn, at least walk her across the Brooklyn Bridge (if she hasn't yet). Captain, will she say "yes" to going to Brooklyn? Or will she hear Daddy's voice in her head telling her to not leave Manhattan south of 59th Street? Maybe Brooklyn is an acceptable amount of rebellion? By now there must be glossy magazine spreads (or internet equivalent) in Korean travel media explaining that Brooklyn no longer necessarily equals instant death and has a couple of places a young Korean exchange student might want to see.
7. Granted, as a Korean exchange student, she may not have known yet how trite Little Italy is, and could have been charmed. But if she was at NYU for a semester, she must have already tried some American cannoli, so to speak, so figure out what else she hasn't seen yet in NY.
8. Yes, yes. She's leaving tomorrow. But you STILL were a bit premature. And goodness, yes, that last move was rushed and awkward. Very much like the last Jimmy Butler 3-pt attempt with 17 seconds left in Game 5. Shouldn't have made that resolution to make your move by dessert. She can sleep on the plane, so you've got at least until Before Sunrise*. You are now Ethan Hawke. Granted a little creepier, though maybe not much creepier than Ethan Hawke in 2023.
9.To UM's point about just making a test move without asking.....at some point take her somewhere where you have to cross a busy street - grab her hand to lead her "safely". Canal or Bowery would have been adequate in this situation, but going back to the Brooklyn Bridge, the area around the entrance to the bridge on either side is preferred. That shit is dangerous.
10. Alternative/additional agenda item: East River Ferry. Last ride on a Saturday night is 9:45 from Fulton St. Best if you're on the verge of missing it, but then rush to catch it and barely make it in time. Adrenalin rush! So there's your high five somebody mentioned. Staten Island Ferry isn't a bad choice either if it's too late. Then she she's stuck with you for well over another hour.
11. I'm just making shit up now, but as the night runs long and she starts to get tired, as you're on your way back from Staten Island, leaning over the railing looking at the approaching night skyline with the wind blowing....offer a hand massage. (I don't know: somebody check if there's some sort of hand massage that might counter fatigue). Seems like a quasi-plausible non-threatining-ISH way to ratchet up the physical contact.
12. After that, well you're on your own. I've never gotten past the hand massage level myself. Wait, no, I once did. And then I married her. But I didn't get laid that night. And to be fair, that particular girl I married that time was not 45 years younger than me. Though she was getting on a plane the next day.
*This was also ostensibly the plot of Groundhog Day. He also only had one day/one night to bed Andie McDowell. He just had infinite chances.
Anyway what the fuck happened after busking in SoHo? Or rather, did any fuck happen after busking in SoHo?
Relationships are more straightforward outside of the USA. If anything the hobby makes you understand what the natural environment actually IS.
In no other country would a girl do this and act coy like she doesn't understand the possibility here. They wouldn't even continue the interaction if not ready, to avoid even the PERCEPTION of such a thing...
In no other country would a girl do this and act coy like she doesn't understand the possibility here. They wouldn't even continue the interaction if not ready, to avoid even the PERCEPTION of such a thing...
Check my comments above. If she didn't want an old hairy Ahjusshi (Uncle) balls slamming her guts she should have kept it at lunch at best and bounced.
As the next poster accurately said she took this shit way too far. It wouldn't surprise me if she was secretly playing this game knowing she can only get away with it in USA.
As the next poster accurately said she took this shit way too far. It wouldn't surprise me if she was secretly playing this game knowing she can only get away with it in USA.
I've had 2 cars and I loved them both dearly, looking forward to buying another one just for fun. Last year I bought a pricey camera but I haven't even thought of using it for awhile. Turns out you tend to have a personal relationships with inanimate objects.
It also turns out women, in the right context, fucking enjoy being objectified.
It also turns out women, in the right context, fucking enjoy being objectified.