This was several years back when I was relatively brand new. The girl at the window sees I pulled out slightly more than the HF, and says basically, gimme. The little head gives in. A woman dressed like she was going to church escorts me to one of many rooms. I ask if there’s a TS, she says, end of hall. It looked like something from The Shawshank Redemption, and leaking everywhere. After waiting for her or someone to do their thing, church lady comes in exasperated, saying mockingly, you not finish yet? Hurry up, and she leaves.
After a quick self wash, I come back into the hallway and realize I forgot what room she had initially put me in. I begin to panic as their little towel isn’t covering much and I’m dripping all over the hallway. Finally, I see one door ajar and figured that must be it. It takes me two seconds to realize I'm in the wrong room, and the clock is ticking. Moments later church lady barges in, that not your room, she says, smacks me on the arm and starts cracking up. She pulls me back into the hallway while crouched low, I crouch low too (like I’m in some damn Scooby Doo mystery), expecting some monger to run into us any second.
Finally, we’re in the right room and she goes straight to the price for the top menu item. I counter with what I will pay, and she angrily (from being sweet a moment ago) insists again on almost triple that, pulling on my arm. At that point I smile and calimly put my underwear and pants back on. She begins to plead, almost like a child at the mall, I know you have money. Smiling, I put on my shirt and begin to button it.
She begins to pout and then unbuttons my shirt. I start to re-button, and she asks, why you leave? I tell her with a smile, because you ain't actin’ right. She unbuttons my shirt again, and then grabs below and asks, how you leave like this? I told her well, you aren’t interested... Before I could finish she undresses, takes my offer, and make up for lost time with a great session including a trip downtown (clean as a whistle), all the while checking the video screens.