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Funny/Strange/Weird stories
- Thread starter Aznlooker
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Before relocating to bay area, I lived in NYC for about 6 years. One time I tried out some old old white GILF. Turned out she had a terrible body but she only charged like a C note for all inclusive service and at the time NYC didn't have many reliable review sites, just CL (before CL reputation was destroyed) and maybe BP for ads mainly. Anyway, it turned out she was terrible at FS just cause body was awful but she had possibly the best DT skills I have encountered since she could remove her dentures! I found out she was computer illiterate and couldn't post her own ads. For the next couple of years I worked it out for her to come over to give me free DT gummings with full swallow in exchange for just posting her ads on CL. I think she was a functioning alcoholic and/drug addict as well as a senior with no safety net. I always wonder what became of her as that was 15+ years ago.
Back in the day there were AMPs in SF that had waiting rooms where dudes would chill and talk while waiting for a girl. I remember a popular spot in financial district but can’t remember the name. Half of the fun was kicking it and monger watching especially if you were a regular.
I understand the need for discretion so outsiders don’t notice but I’d care less if another monger saw me at an AAMP/TAMP/AMP.
I understand the need for discretion so outsiders don’t notice but I’d care less if another monger saw me at an AAMP/TAMP/AMP.
Yep. I remember the infamous Golden Flower. Ring the bell, and they check you out, but you can't see them through the one-way mirror. You get buzzed in, and sit at the lounge staring at about a dozen hotties. You pick a girl and sign a fake name on the log sheet before going down the stairs. Service was all covered, but, oh man, those was the days, until all the AMPs were shut down. It was dubbed Black Tuesday (or was it Thursday?) in RB. Afterwards, the age of the AAMP had arrived.
Was alone one weekend, doing work on the house, and got the itch. There was lots of info on the old news groups, easy to find, etc. Internet was new, but I was one of the early users. Anyway, head off to a nearby town for a sesh and it's a fairly urban area, and a sketchy part of town no less. The old "don't think with the right brain" kicks in and I decide to throw caution to the wind and head up to the apartment. The door opens and a truly ugly woman answers. I'm not even sure it was a woman. Could have been a tranny, I'm not sure. I think it was, tbh. Anyway I say "I didn't sign up for you." She says "oh honey it's not me, don't worry" and out comes this 18-20 year old girl who is a gorgeous Latina.
No bed, we're told you can do it on the couch. So I'm going at it and suddenly notice the woman is back out there watching. I stop and she says "Is it ok if I watch?" I look at the Latina, she nods, and I say whatever as long as I finish. She sits there, face about 6 inches from my pelvis as I'm pounding this chick on the couch, and I nut and I'm done. She smiles and says thanks. Weird AF....and it could have gone in a completely different direction.
Another time I'm traveling on business and I order in. Girl arrives, I pay her the fee ($$) and she calls her operator. Then she says OK, now what do you want and how much will you pay? I said I just paid and you know what I want. She says "the fee was just to get me here, now I want mine" I tell her no, she gets her cut from that (this was 15 years ago and in the sticks, I'm not paying NYC prices). She calls her operator and I hear the woman on the other side saying "I don't care, you can't fuck him if he doesn't pay you yours." She's screaming it in fact. I guess this girl doesn't follow orders very often. She lies down and says "well you have me for an hour, but we can't fuck." I was pissed, but she was actually very pretty and had a gorgeous body and nice one piece negligee on under her coat. So we made out and cuddled for an hour and she gave me a HJ. I gave her $20 when she left, she was nice. I also was afraid that her 'driver' was outside and may visit me if I didn't give her something.
Final story was at a high end luxury hotel in LA. I used to chill at the bar, got to know the bouncer, who was a good guy. He knew the deal in the bar and in town, used to tell me where to get Kush, he worked at a medical marijuana clinic during the day. Anyway, I'm at the bar having a drink and hit it off with a gorgeous girl. Really snappy and she says she's staying here. We have a great hour long conversation, she just graduated college, visiting LA for a job at a hospital as a med tech, former volleyball player at her mid-level college, etc. She comes back to my room, we have a time and she leaves. I'm thinking it's all good. Next morning, I realize $300 is missing. I'm wondering when that happened. Must have been when she asked for some tissues and I went to the bathroom to get them, and she got up out of bed. That evening, at the bar, the bouncer asks if I had a good night, with a smile. I said yeah, why. He said the girl was a regular at the bar, and he didn't want to tell me and see how it went. I told him what happened, and he was shocked, said she didn't negotiate? I said no - just took it. He confronted her the next night, she denied it all. Live and learn.
No bed, we're told you can do it on the couch. So I'm going at it and suddenly notice the woman is back out there watching. I stop and she says "Is it ok if I watch?" I look at the Latina, she nods, and I say whatever as long as I finish. She sits there, face about 6 inches from my pelvis as I'm pounding this chick on the couch, and I nut and I'm done. She smiles and says thanks. Weird AF....and it could have gone in a completely different direction.
Another time I'm traveling on business and I order in. Girl arrives, I pay her the fee ($$) and she calls her operator. Then she says OK, now what do you want and how much will you pay? I said I just paid and you know what I want. She says "the fee was just to get me here, now I want mine" I tell her no, she gets her cut from that (this was 15 years ago and in the sticks, I'm not paying NYC prices). She calls her operator and I hear the woman on the other side saying "I don't care, you can't fuck him if he doesn't pay you yours." She's screaming it in fact. I guess this girl doesn't follow orders very often. She lies down and says "well you have me for an hour, but we can't fuck." I was pissed, but she was actually very pretty and had a gorgeous body and nice one piece negligee on under her coat. So we made out and cuddled for an hour and she gave me a HJ. I gave her $20 when she left, she was nice. I also was afraid that her 'driver' was outside and may visit me if I didn't give her something.
Final story was at a high end luxury hotel in LA. I used to chill at the bar, got to know the bouncer, who was a good guy. He knew the deal in the bar and in town, used to tell me where to get Kush, he worked at a medical marijuana clinic during the day. Anyway, I'm at the bar having a drink and hit it off with a gorgeous girl. Really snappy and she says she's staying here. We have a great hour long conversation, she just graduated college, visiting LA for a job at a hospital as a med tech, former volleyball player at her mid-level college, etc. She comes back to my room, we have a time and she leaves. I'm thinking it's all good. Next morning, I realize $300 is missing. I'm wondering when that happened. Must have been when she asked for some tissues and I went to the bathroom to get them, and she got up out of bed. That evening, at the bar, the bouncer asks if I had a good night, with a smile. I said yeah, why. He said the girl was a regular at the bar, and he didn't want to tell me and see how it went. I told him what happened, and he was shocked, said she didn't negotiate? I said no - just took it. He confronted her the next night, she denied it all. Live and learn.
I think I’ve told this story. Dated a popular K-girl that I found out was living/dating a well to do black man in San Jose. I’d go hang out at their apartment, didn’t know for almost a year until she rushed me outside cause he was on his way up. But the amazing part was she started her own org and I used to get to test the girls and give her feedback on what they could do to improve and get good ratings. So I’d always use their bed so it was usually a wet mess when I left. That was back in my bare days. Smh. After i tested the girls me and the main would have her friend watch us fuck. Was unbelievable but fun.
Hope it’s not too early to post another. I just remembered one. This was a spa in emeryville I don’t know the name but me and my friends called it the yellow brick house (had yellow awning and made of bricks) you’d get buzzed into two doors, the girls would come out in lingerie and you’d pick. All super hot! This one girl I picked was petite smoking body and gorgeous face about 20yo. We start kissing and going at it. I tell her to turn over and no lie she had a tail. I couldn’t finish.
probably midway through the session heard LOUD pounding at the front door. heart dropped and i assumed the worst thinking what the escape plan was. ra gets into her street clothes to find out it was an amazon package being dropped off lol. door was still cracked open and i see what i assume the org owner or po walk in to retrieve it. i was so shook lol
Yeah, Golden Flower on 2nd street, well worth a late night trip up to the City. I'd get toasty at the Irish bar (Katy O'brian's, I think) around the corner and walk to Golden Flower. I loved the large line up (over 6, many times), and if I couldn't choose one at the moment, you could hang in the waiting room, (they had tea and coffee), and see new line ups. After the Golden Flower got shut down, some of the girls worked at aamps down the pennisula.
I found that I like to take my time to chose from a line up, since it takes 20 minutes seeing the personality, of imagining, to get turned on to select the girl.
Like the Golden Flower, I wish I could see a lineup at aamps of the providers i haven't seen since I find reviews are pretty worthless in the attraction area. Up to date video clips might work...
I found that I like to take my time to chose from a line up, since it takes 20 minutes seeing the personality, of imagining, to get turned on to select the girl.
Like the Golden Flower, I wish I could see a lineup at aamps of the providers i haven't seen since I find reviews are pretty worthless in the attraction area. Up to date video clips might work...
1. Elevator. I get in the elevator and this really hot blond independent - still on PD - asks me if I’m here to see her. I said - omg, yes. I had an appt but wasn’t expecting her. I told her she looked hotter than her photos. Got to the room and she was looking for a monger that couldn’t get in the door and I was there for the roommate next door. We realize the mix up and they say - how about a threesome. Hell yeah. The one I came to see was younger but not nearly as hot, and the hot one was way hotter but had a ton of limitations but allowed DFK. Enjoyed DFK with blond and all other with the younger one. Awesome duo that happened by chance and a mix up.
2. Younger newbie during RB days. Said it was her first time setting up an ad. We enjoyed the session and then I took her to eat at Denny’s. We discussed possible SB/SD relationship. Headed back to room for another room sans cover. She asked if she passed her try out. I said - I’d let her know. I never contacted her again and the ad went down shortly thereafter. She was in college and I was in my 40s.
3. I was meeting my MIL for the first time and found someone that looked like her first and did role play. To this day, I still see that provider and she role plays being my MIL. Every time before I head to visit the real MIL, I visit the role playing one first. Awesome.
2. Younger newbie during RB days. Said it was her first time setting up an ad. We enjoyed the session and then I took her to eat at Denny’s. We discussed possible SB/SD relationship. Headed back to room for another room sans cover. She asked if she passed her try out. I said - I’d let her know. I never contacted her again and the ad went down shortly thereafter. She was in college and I was in my 40s.
3. I was meeting my MIL for the first time and found someone that looked like her first and did role play. To this day, I still see that provider and she role plays being my MIL. Every time before I head to visit the real MIL, I visit the role playing one first. Awesome.
I went to LA once to do my usual routine of going to the Korean Spas cause I hate the spas here in the Bay Area. Went out for drinks, ended up hooking with a korean girl thanks to some friends who spoke fluent Korean. Two days later I saw an ad for a new girl on one of the site in LA and I had to book her. Same chick from the bar, great laugh and we ended up seeing each other again that night. But yeah photos were PS.