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Funny/Strange/Weird stories

Aznlooker

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1. I was in HK, and they have a lot of girls working. So I once made an appointment, went to the wrong building, turns out the wrong apartment is also a working girl. I asked wrong girl are you "soanso" she said yes! I texted the my appointment she said thats not me. I tried to leave fake old girl tries to lock me in. The whole time she's speaking English to me and trying Cantonese (which I pretend to not know) finally after 5 minutes of her haggling how much it costs for her to let me leave. She realizes I am not paying her anything. I threatened to break the door if she doesn't open it. She let's me leave.

Story 2. I was in my way to see Meko, and this guy walking 3 little dogs comes up some stairs in front of me. I stop to tie my shoes.
He asks are you here to see the girls down the hall? I said I don't know what your talking about. He proceeds to ask how to book I feign ignorance and walk down the hall past Meko door. I double back a few minutes later and go in.

3. Recently saw a girl who cut one while I was in mish. I was in a kneeling position so I caught all of it at first whiff. So I instead leaned forward and planted my head near her hair. To avoid the smell. She thought I was being overly passionate or the flatulence relieve pressure, either way she moaned loudly. I was fighting between laughing, and being grossed out. I finished and she made a run for the bathroom saying. "I need to clean up" mind you I am the one wearing the bag and needs to clean. I let her go first of course cause I knew her real reason. She tried to play it off.

Those are ones that came to mind recently. I have/had others.
 

SJ_Jav

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I've had many but the one that stands out most was my 4th visit to a Chinese independent AAMP girl (worked out of some nice apartments along the Alameda in SJ) session was finished and I was getting dressed. I told her I needed to take a piss before I left. She asked if it was OK for her to watch me pee. I was like OK? She followed me to the toilet and got down on her knees next to it. I started to pee and she was just staring at jr. It got weird so I cracked a joke and asked her if she wanted me to pee on her and she laughed and said "No, I just think it's interesting." Mmm, OK. I finished up and left. I saw her again the following week and she asked if I would do something for her before our session begins. I said OK and she took me to the bathroom and asked me to shave her puss (she had a classic Chinese bush going on). Of course, I said SURE!! Spent the next 30mins, trimming her down with scissors, then razor down to a smooth bald peach. Rinsed her off and went down on her hard while she's still sitting on the toilet seat. Off the hook session followed (and no, she didn't count it against my time). I saw her many more times after that, OTC overnights, dinners and trips.
 

brahminslayer

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1. I spit some really harsh mouth wash into a girl's eye during the opening ceremonies, she went from super excited to super irritated and it ruined the session lol.

2. I couldn't get into the complex, so the girl put on a huge t-shirt and slippers and came out to get me... it was actually kind of hot. The girl was fucking tiny and the shirt didn't help, it must have looked so weird to anyone who saw.

3. I once saw a really sketchy girl in Long Beach who was renting a loft in an abandoned warehouse. I could have died that night, stupid little head doing all the thinking refusing to turn back.

4. I saw a provider near disneyland in LA, she was hungry before our session so she asked if I'd like to grab a bite to eat before the session, so I took her to a nearby restaurant. We hit it off and ended up going to Disneyland for the day, finished off with our session and I never saw her again.
 

SJ_Jav

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1. I spit some really harsh mouth wash into a girl's eye during the opening ceremonies, she went from super excited to super irritated and it ruined the session lol.

2. I couldn't get into the complex, so the girl put on a huge t-shirt and slippers and came out to get me... it was actually kind of hot. The girl was fucking tiny and the shirt didn't help, it must have looked so weird to anyone who saw.

3. I once saw a really sketchy girl in Long Beach who was renting a loft in an abandoned warehouse. I could have died that night, stupid little head doing all the thinking refusing to turn back.

4. I saw a provider near disneyland in LA, she was hungry before our session so she asked if I'd like to grab a bite to eat before the session, so I took her to a nearby restaurant. We hit it off and ended up going to Disneyland for the day, finished off with our session and I never saw her again.
1.- that sucks..lol
4.- that is really cool!
 

hkdigweed

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Visiting a classic (long gone), approaching door when I see some mousey asian guy sitting on the fountain. He gets up and attempts to take a picture. I make a turn and he sits back down. I approach and he gets back up to try to snap a pic.

Confront him and he says he will call security and I say I live there and will call security and walk to the leasing office. He freaks and bails. I go and get squirted on in thanks by my appointment.
 

Lexandus

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I've had many but the one that stands out most was my 4th visit to a Chinese independent AAMP girl (worked out of some nice apartments along the Alameda in SJ) session was finished and I was getting dressed. I told her I needed to take a piss before I left. She asked if it was OK for her to watch me pee. I was like OK? She followed me to the toilet and got down on her knees next to it. I started to pee and she was just staring at jr. It got weird so I cracked a joke and asked her if she wanted me to pee on her and she laughed and said "No, I just think it's interesting." Mmm, OK. I finished up and left. I saw her again the following week and she asked if I would do something for her before our session begins. I said OK and she took me to the bathroom and asked me to shave her puss (she had a classic Chinese bush going on). Of course, I said SURE!! Spent the next 30mins, trimming her down with scissors, then razor down to a smooth bald peach. Rinsed her off and went down on her hard while she's still sitting on the toilet seat. Off the hook session followed (and no, she didn't count it against my time). I saw her many more times after that, OTC overnights, dinners and trips.
There Chinese independence AAMP? How you find thoe?
 

Nerd159

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Not at an AAMP, but one of my favorite indie providers has a small dog who was the unofficial mascot of the local monger "community". I'm kneeling on the floor eating her out, when the dog starts humping my leg. Of course, being a gentleman, I remain focused on my mission. Afterward, I asked her if I owed her pup a separate donation. She graciously said no.
 

Homas

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Four mongers in an elevator. (I told this before on aampmaps, I think). A few years ago I get on an elevator going up for scheduled aamp appointment on the hour. I'm an old white dude, but the three others are asian in 30's to 40's age. They all seem nervous avoiding eye contact, and I'm immediately thinking they're mongers. I want to say something but figure, not cool if one is a resident. Sure, enough one got off with me at same floor and as soon as he realized he was going same direction as me, he turned around and went other direction, but later before getting let in, I could see him coming back in distance. Then, when leaving hour later, I saw one of the same group on the elevator on way down. Although, I didn't confirm the third, I figured it highly likely, considering, three of us were mongers. (One question this raises is what percentage of aamp customers are asian vs white? The orgs should know. )
 

Nerd159

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There are probably a lot of funny stories like "Four mongers on elevator" since I'm sure a lot of mongers run into each other on way to appointment.
My version of that story is two white girls and a black guy on an elevator heading to an outcall.

Ironically, even before I started in the hobby, I could still tell what was up.

Side note: I also enjoy the irony of sharing an elevator with a wholesome family either before or after a playdate.
 

hkdigweed

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Another:
Visited a former bay girl in LA. Great time, left for business in OC. In OC I notice a car following me. Pull into parking garage get out and other car parks and Eastern European accent guy comes with a hand in jacket saying he saw where I came from and acuses that I fucked his wife.

Hand still in jacket as if he is in a movie hiding a gun. Tell him I have no idea what he's talking about. He sticks to that story telling me I should be ashamed of myself for tearing a part his relationship. I'm watching his hand. Finally I say what's wrong with your hand. He says he hurt it.

I tell him I can help his hand if he shows it to me. He keeps it hidden and keeps accusing me. I tell him he either shows me his hand and I help him or leave me alone and go stalk someone else. He finally takes his hand out empty and keeps saying I should be ashamed. I tell him to f off and he needs to get mental help.

Could have gone very badly
 

3DjU40

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Another:
Visited a former bay girl in LA. Great time, left for business in OC. In OC I notice a car following me. Pull into parking garage get out and other car parks and Eastern European accent guy comes with a hand in jacket saying he saw where I came from and acuses that I fucked his wife.

Hand still in jacket as if he is in a movie hiding a gun. Tell him I have no idea what he's talking about. He sticks to that story telling me I should be ashamed of myself for tearing a part his relationship. I'm watching his hand. Finally I say what's wrong with your hand. He says he hurt it.

I tell him I can help his hand if he shows it to me. He keeps it hidden and keeps accusing me. I tell him he either shows me his hand and I help him or leave me alone and go stalk someone else. He finally takes his hand out empty and keeps saying I should be ashamed. I tell him to f off and he needs to get mental help.

Could have gone very badly
stalkers are fucking insane.
 

Twenty47

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Never had wierd or strange things happen with kgirl orgs, mostly with corgs. Im sure its probably more normal than strange lol

Walking the hallway I noticed 3 guys ahead of me walking same direction, each about 20 ft apart, first guy gets to door and they all stop and look around, including me, 2nd guy goes in we wait 3rd guy goes in, I wait, im last so im thinking wth is this a orgy, If there is a waiting area im leaving, I go in and the RA says we dont have room available except for living room, she was pretty young and cute so I said fuck it yea, so she rolls out a divider and lays her blankets and pillows on floor lol, was pretty funny.

Another Corg had a waiting area, noone was there,but the girl wasnt ready so dude told me to hang out, handed me some chocolates and had a tray of snacks on the table lol, i was like wth. Then guy goes to kitchen starts choppin up some veggies. Im sure thats a normal site for some. Strange for me.

One day I left an AMP and when i left the parking lot, some car started to follow me, I made couple turns to make sure it was nothing, but he still kept following me so I sped up, he caught up and I can see him trying to get to my driver side, im like wtf is this, we hit a red light and im like fuck, he rolls up next to me and starts yellin, 'ay I know a bitch that will suck your dick, you want your dick suck? i wave him off no and he says shes good i swear, ' I figure this guy a pimp. I say no thanks and speed off lol

Another shady Corg location was at a hotel, this place was so shadey, but I was horny as fuck, in parking lot i text po im here, as I wait im looking at all the windows and see milfs opening the windows real quick and showing thier bras then closing the windows fast, I look around and mongers just walking around waiting and going in and out, im like wtf is this, i look on second floor and see alot of black chicks lookin like street walkers hanging out. It was crazy lol, as I left the parking lot I see a van right at the entrance parked with some guy just scoping who comes in and out. Last time I go there lol
 

Pussyjunkie

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Way back I was at Nikki’s in SF seeing Tina, the tiny MILF who gave the hot tea special. At the beginning of the session I mentioned that my dog was outside in my truck and she seemed genuinely concerned because it was a cold night and told me to bring her inside. The sight of a white guy coming up the stairs with a 90 lb german shepherd leading the way had all the other RAs either frozen or scattering. My dog curled up by a space heater in the corner for the whole session.
 

dakidkicks

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First time I tried anal was with a Japanese milf/gilf in ssf. I think her name was Wendy. I fucked her in the bush first and then asked her if i could fuck her in the ass. She said yes so i was stoked.

It was dark as fuck. She put some lube in and told me she was ready. I went in and was pounding it for a good 5 min until i started hearing a drip everytime I pulled out. I thought it was excess lube so I kept going until I got a whiff of what it was. I immediately stopped fucking her and got up to turn the lights on. I saw my beautiful dick covered in shit and I threw up on the bathroom floor.

I then jumped in the shower washed my dick as she cleaned the vomit from the floor and changed the sheets on the bed. When I got out I dried myself off and laid on the other bed while she showered. When she got out of the shower she was surprised to see me there still naked. I told her I didn't cum and that I still had time left. Ended up fucking her in the pussy until I nutted.
 

Peteyj522

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First time I tried anal was with a Japanese milf/gilf in ssf. I think her name was Wendy. I fucked her in the bush first and then asked her if i could fuck her in the ass. She said yes so i was stoked.

It was dark as fuck. She put some lube in and told me she was ready. I went in and was pounding it for a good 5 min until i started hearing a drip everytime I pulled out. I thought it was excess lube so I kept going until I got a whiff of what it was. I immediately stopped fucking her and got up to turn the lights on. I saw my beautiful dick covered in shit and I threw up on the bathroom floor.

I then jumped in the shower washed my dick as she cleaned the vomit from the floor and changed the sheets on the bed. When I got out I dried myself off and laid on the other bed while she showered. When she got out of the shower she was surprised to see me there still naked. I told her I didn't cum and that I still had time left. Ended up fucking her in the pussy until I nutted.
I mean, what did you expect? Rainbows and skittles to come out? Lol, but thanks for the story, got me laughing so hard reading this haha. Same thing happened to me but it was with my ex gf.
 

RedPilot

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Went to an AAMP I'd been to many times. There were only 2 or 3 girls there, but one was my fav, so I asked for her. When I get there, mama-san answers the door. I ask for Suzy or whatever, and mama-san says she went home, but I can help you. She is no spring chicken, but not all that bad, so the little head says what the heck, and we have at it. Later I realized that the girls must share stories, and mama-san must have decided she wanted to give me a try, lol. I think I lived up to my reputation, but I certainly missed my ATF. I will say, however, mama-san was very grateful, she thanked me over and over as I was leaving.
 

Nerd159

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Went to an AAMP I'd been to many times. There were only 2 or 3 girls there, but one was my fav, so I asked for her. When I get there, mama-san answers the door. I ask for Suzy or whatever, and mama-san says she went home, but I can help you. She is no spring chicken, but not all that bad, so the little head says what the heck, and we have at it. Later I realized that the girls must share stories, and mama-san must have decided she wanted to give me a try, lol. I think I lived up to my reputation, but I certainly missed my ATF. I will say, however, mama-san was very grateful, she thanked me over and over as I was leaving.
I love me some mamasan!
 
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