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charliebrown

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I am going to have to try a bottle of this Old Crow. If I am going cheap, I usually go with Four Roses. When the state stores open back up, I will make it a point to get the Old Crow.
Jesus, Joseph, Mary and every other saint since that time. I bought a bottle of Old Crow and I will honestly tell you that this is the cheapest, nastiest whiskey I have drank in many years. Damned is this shit nasty. @AutomaticSlim I just don't get how in the hell you can have such high standards for women and then put this shit to your lips before and or after a session with excellence. Please just go out and buy a bottle of Elija Craig Single barrel. Yes, you will pay 22-26 dollars a bottle but IMO you can enjoy a really good woman with a really good bourbon.

Well, I have been running low on hand sanitizer. When My wife tells me why I have a fifth of Old Crow on the sink, I will notify her that it will do more good on my hands than in my mouth.
 

AutomaticSlim

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Jesus, Joseph, Mary and every other saint since that time. I bought a bottle of Old Crow and I will honestly tell you that this is the cheapest, nastiest whiskey I have drank in many years. Damned is this shit nasty. @AutomaticSlim I just don't get how in the hell you can have such high standards for women and then put this shit to your lips before and or after a session with excellence. Please just go out and buy a bottle of Elija Craig Single barrel. Yes, you will pay 22-26 dollars a bottle but IMO you can enjoy a really good woman with a really good bourbon.

Well, I have been running low on hand sanitizer. When My wife tells me why I have a fifth of Old Crow on the sink, I will notify her that it will do more good on my hands than in my mouth.
I love it.
It's smooth and goes down easy. The low cost is simply the icing on the cake.
I enjoy at all times, but especially when I come home from a session.
I think you need to take it slowly and let the taste grow on you. A few sips tonight, a few more tomorrow, and so on.
I promise you will not be disappointed. It's the best.
 

Tuddles

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Taste bud varies by individual. For me, Caribou was the best! Mixture of Bacardi 151 Rum and Pineapple! 2 or 3 glasses of Caribou will put you to sleep! Bacardi stopped producing 151 Rum few years ago. Started Captain Morgan Spiced Rum. Acceptable
 

Kittylover

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People have a tendency to live through any kind of disaster. This virus is not a disaster. It is nothing compared to what they had in ancient times and Mediveal ages. Keep calm and stop spreading panic: it will pass like many before and we will slightly adapt and live fine. The economy state is what you should worry about not this a bit different strain of a flu. THAT WILL change the way you live for years ahead not the virus.
 

Kittylover

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So far I don't see a lot of new talent on SA.

Right now most people, including providers, are still processing the situation and the uncertainty does not help. I agree with @kgirler, the owners are surely freaking out. I am in contact with a few spa girls & civvies. For the moment, they are sheltering and enjoying their rest. But we are still in the WTF? stage. The inflection point will come when the $$ starts to run out. For many, that will happen in 2-8 weeks. Then you will see desperation set in. About 40% of people don't even have $1K saved for emergencies. Its going to get very ugly, very quickly.

The other thing is that even the well off among us feel burned by the collapse in the Market (and our asset values). That will make us less likely to spend as freely on AMPs as we did pre-CV19. On top of that, we have the obvious safety concerns. Plus a lack of excuses due to travel restrictions (no biz trips for a while). My own feeling is that, in 6 weeks, we will see a lot of bargain pussy available (and not just Asian pussy) through various channels. Whether we take advantage of it is another matter.
I think that you unlike most see things more clear and, most likely are correct about this.
One more thing that will happen and should be thought of is marauders. It will happen if this continues for a very long period of time. The scammers and robbers are in the road already. This is the main reason to be concerned about your safety firsthand. I really hope that the government won’t allow this or it may lead to the worse - civil unrest, etc.
The virus is easy to avoid. Everybody can do it. The described above the people alone can not avoid as easily.
 

KittyHawk

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I love it.
It's smooth and goes down easy. The low cost is simply the icing on the cake.
I enjoy at all times, but especially when I come home from a session.
I think you need to take it slowly and let the taste grow on you. A few sips tonight, a few more tomorrow, and so on.
I promise you will not be disappointed. It's the best.
"I think you need to take it slowly and let the taste grow on you."
That is how I learned to drink Thunderbird as a kid.
 

RickeyRomance

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I think 50%-75% of AMPs will not permanently reopen from this shutdown. Besides being a service business you have the added fear of skin to skin contact that will make the percentages higher than a hair salon for example.
What do you think and who won’t reopen?
They will re-open. The players will change but the game will remain the same. Our great great great grandchildren will be visiting AMPs on the lunar colony.
 

Tuddles

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I predicted AMP's will be open by April 30. See comment #51. I watched FOX news Town Hall with POTUS yesterday. Our POTUS may restore us back to work around Easter. We will wait and see.

I have been running errands for ten straight days with surgical face mask and latex gloves. Most customers at different retailers including gas stations did not take care of themselves with face masks or gloves or both. I think few of us really care while most of the customers out there did not care.

Hence, again, I predict we will be back to work and see most-all businesses reopen on or before April 30th!
 

Kittylover

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I predicted AMP's will be open by April 30. See comment #51. I watched FOX news Town Hall with POTUS yesterday. Our POTUS may restore us back to work around Easter. We will wait and see.

I have been running errands for ten straight days with surgical face mask and latex gloves. Most customers at different retailers including gas stations did not take care of themselves with face masks or gloves or both. I think few of us really care while most of the customers out there did not care.

Hence, again, I predict we will be back to work and see most-all businesses reopen on or before April 30th!
Trump already said he wants to re-open everything before Easter. I’d say that medical field has failed badly: not prepared to such events at all.
 

Tuddles

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Exactly! I find it strange that April 30th was my guess before Trump said it yesterday. I appreciate our Medical Professionals for working diligently to assist us and trying to find cure-vaccine lately. We could not stay closed pending Medical Professional's approval with dwindling economy. I think that is where Trump and Republicans are trying to help and save us during extraordinary and unexpected natural disaster.
 

Martyw

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Exactly! I find it strange that April 30th was my guess before Trump said it yesterday. I appreciate our Medical Professionals for working diligently to assist us and trying to find cure-vaccine lately. We could not stay closed pending Medical Professional's approval with dwindling economy. I think that is where Trump and Republicans are trying to help and save us during extraordinary and unexpected natural disaster.
Keep in mind it’s the state governors who decide when and how to return to business as normal. The federal government can issues recommendations and guidelines, but the decision to “reopen” is with the individual states.
 
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