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advice for a newbie in the hobby

markkennedy

BFE to your GFE
Messages: 1,339
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#41
First thing for sure I wouldn't suggest to start with indy's at a residence. So many unknown unknowns and extremely little control from your position. Start with an often-reviewed AMP, get the lay of the land, grow your spidey senses, grow your YMMV skills. Be polite, be clean, tip the appropriate amount and don't put saving a buck over getting the result you want.

Others suggest not starting, or "get a girlfriend", and ok these are options, but you asked for advice for rookie mongering. "Get a girlfriend" ok, but if you want to eat the same sandwich from now until you die go ahead, or figure out how to make her cool with the hobby or roll the dice risking half your shit. You will be most satisfied in your life by marrying and having your children, but mongering is fun as fuck if done right. If you can work it out to do both, that's the way.

The money thing, someone mentioned saving in 401k and then doing some calculation of the disposable income part and using this for hobby. This is important. The difference between it being a hobby and a habit is how you control the money and your discipline. First level for every person, hobbyist or no, is to feed yourself, and second is to save for the day you are unable to earn money to feed yourself. Everything else, sneakers, television, sailfoam, video games, fast car, all these are AFTER those first two, period. Everyone else in the world who hates their lives fucked up the first two. Get your money right.

I don't know how old you are, if you are very young then this is the golden time for this. You potentially are at your lowest earning value, but the arrow is pointing up up up. If you learn how to live correctly and within your means TODAY, and save properly for retirement, then EVERY TIME you get a merit increase or promotion, this money is FREE EXTRA MONEY, like for hobbying.

If you are bad at self-control, I highly advise like others have to not start. This is an expensive hobby, even at the once a month level (a 200$ once a month FS visit is more than my electric bill and sailfoam bill combined!).

But again, start in a very safe very controlled environment. When you were small boy, you didn't play baseball at Yankee stadium with Andy Pettitte pitching to you. You maybe played T-ball, with ball on T and you just swing away and the parents cheat and pick you up and run you around the bases. Going to a latina indy at her home that you read about on BP, well, that's not T-ball. Could be awesome, but you could be robbed or murdered or meet up with a fat smelly shitlady. Well-reviewed spa and girl, you already know how it will go, including reading others' "moves" to get what they want without hassle. Do this, then move on up when your spidey senses and YMMV skills are great.

Enjoy!
 

Boomboy65

She wants a rocket ride!!
Messages: 726
Reviews: 20
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#42
This doesn’t make sense. A man gotta fuck at least twice a week. Calculate that if you need an escort or a pro to do that. $400-1000 a month. It’s cheaper to get a girlfriend. Take her to Victoria Secrets and buy her sexy outfits. It’s not expensive at all.
Girlfriend is a minimum of 600 a month.
  • Dinner out with drinks once a week. $400 a month
  • Trips at least once a year with hotels and dining. $2000/12 = $160 a month
  • Gifts three or so times per year $500/12= $40 a month
 

Dantheman17

Review Contributor
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#45
I assume you’re around the similar age as me, treat this hobby like a celebration for something. I’ve been in this hobby for 3 years and have went a total of maybe 5 times. Once every six-ten months I’ll go and get a nice massage. Don’t worry about the providers and feeling sorry for them. It’s a wonderful service/experience at an AMP. If Hollywood gets a pass for selling their souls to the devil, then so should these women. Good luck.
 

Sarsta

Registered Member
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#49
You have to factor in all the time spent her as well. Currently in my life i dont have much time for a girlfriend.
I dated a mistress yesterday, and took her to the hotel. $300 to her to meet and fuck. $50 dollars to her for her baby sitter. $150 for dinner for our meal and drinks, including the burger & fries that she order to go for her young son. $50 dollars in gas and tolls. That calculates to a $550 expense. This is commonly called a dinner date, and duration is usually 3 to 4 hours. It’s way cheaper to have a girlfriend that cooks, clean, takes care of her own bills, and take care of you sexually 365 days out of the year.
 

Sarsta

Registered Member
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#50
With that being said, spending $1000-$2000 a month mongering is a bad habit of mine, and you can do way better with your money than that.
 

Suave-papito

Registered Member
Messages: 172
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#51
Hey I was looking to get some advice from people who been doing this longer than me. Sorry in advance if this a stupid question or has already been discussed already. Truthfully I’ve only ever been to an amp 3 times so I’m relatively new to this hobby but recently I found this girl that’s way closer to where I live it’s not a amp it’s a private residence/home. I found them on bedpages I know from a few others reviews that I read that bedpage Latinas are usually bait and switch but I’m willing to try it. What I was looking for is more like any advice on how to keep safe in this hobby going to a home and not an actual massage parlor general. Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
Don't do it
 

Hotdog2007

Registered Member
Messages: 129
Reviews: 4
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#55
These are the 10 AMP commandments! I've been in this game for years, it’s made me an animal, There’s rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual, A step-by-step booklet for you to get
Your game on track, not your wig pushed back:
Rule Number Uno, never let a Bedpage hotel bitch know
How much dough you hold cause you know
The cheddar breed jealousy 'specially
If her pimp fucked up, get yo' ass stuck up
Number 2, never use your real phone lines
Don't you know OG mongers move in concealment and silence?
Take it from your highness
I done bought mad burner phones to avoid detection from LE and wifey
Number 3, never trust no-bo-dy
Your ATF will set that ass up, properly gassed up
Hoodied and masked up, shit, for that fast buck
She be laying in the bushes to light that ass up
Number 4, I know you heard this before,
Never dine at the Y cause you’re sure to get an STI
Number 5, never monger where you rest at
I don't care that Bedpage girl’s ass got mad bounce to the ounce…
Number 6, that goddamn credit? Dead it
You think a MMS paying you back, shit forget it (shout out to 64 Notch Rd)!
7, this rule is so underrated
Keep your money and hobby completely separated
Money and addiction don't mix like 2 dicks and no bitch
Find yourself in serious shit
Number 8, never keep no weight on you!
Them fast house / hotel cats making appointments can hold LE jobs too
Number 9 shoulda been Number 1 to me,
If you ain't writing detailed reviews, we think you’re the police!
If mongers think you snitchin' they ain't trying to listen
They be sittin' in your kitchen, waiting to start hittin'
Number 10, a strong word called confidence
Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
If you see clientele you know, don’t fuckin’ say hello
Keep your head down and know that slow AMP days are during rain sleet hail snow
Follow these rules you'll have a long hobbying career with no break ups
If not, 1 to 4 years on the wake up
wife find out, take half your net worth, watch your frame shake up
Your ATF girl fucked my man Jacob, heard in three weeks
She sniffed a whole half of cake up
Heard she suck a good dick, and can hook a bulgogi steak up
Gotta go gotta go, more ass to slap up, word up
This the realist shit ever
 
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