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advice for a newbie in the hobby

Dougstone

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My advice to anyone (I'm going to assume you are a young man; 20's), although I don't think this is what you're expecting.

I'm going to start off with two rhetorical questions. 1) Can you save $.15 cents? 2) Would you like to be a millionaire by the time you are at retirement age? If you haven't already, participate in your companies 401K program or open an IRA account with a bank and deposit $.15 of every dollar you earn. Have this done automatically so you don't even see it. It's pre-tax money so it will accumulate much faster than opening a traditional savings account. Then figure out your monthly budget. What's left over is your discretionary income to do what you want with. A portion of this can be used for AMP's and the like. If you don't have room in your discretionary income for this, then the answer is obvious. This is something you can participate in later on in life. I started to explore this when I was 62 and spent 5 years at a R&T because they were taking care of what I was looking for. I just started to explore FS AMP's to see what all the hoopla was about.

Now in my opinion, this is not a "Hobby". It's something to do on occasion (you'll enjoy it more), budget permitting. If you find yourself compulsively turning into many AMP's because you see one on the way to wherever you're going and breaking your budget, that's a big "red flag"; you may have a problem. If so, get help, the sooner the better!

Just my two cents for what it's worth.
 

Soldier105

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Hey I was looking to get some advice from people who been doing this longer than me. Sorry in advance if this a stupid question or has already been discussed already. Truthfully I’ve only ever been to an amp 3 times so I’m relatively new to this hobby but recently I found this girl that’s way closer to where I live it’s not a amp it’s a private residence/home. I found them on bedpages I know from a few others reviews that I read that bedpage Latinas are usually bait and switch but I’m willing to try it. What I was looking for is more like any advice on how to keep safe in this hobby going to a home and not an actual massage parlor general. Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
Don't, Thats my advice
 

AlwaysLooking

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do not waste your money like there’s no tomorrow, otherwise you will be in debt and will hate yourself for it.
listen to your head and not your dck, a simple jrk off will save you money and unnecessary stress
Ask yourself Is it worth to spend 200 and drive one hr vs watching xvideos and give yourself a quick one?
 

Boomboy65

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Do yourself a a HUGE FAVOR and jerk off more. The money you save can go for buying a 1959 Gold Gibson Less Paul Custom with p90 pickups or a New Tesla or a dream vacation in some exotic land place or retire a rich man or whatever the fuck you like more than sex.

You may be happy with amps now but eventually you’re gonna want more and then you’re gonna go to Indy providers then you’re gonna want more and you’re gonna have doubles with providers and then you’re gonna want more and more and more. That’s not a hobby that’s an addiction. You’re always going to be chasing a type or look or skill that doesn’t exist except for your mind.

Now, if you’re like me who can afford this addiction and I don’t have any other addictions, like cigarettes, pot, alcohol or gambling, then go for it, but remember to keep it real and budget it. I keep a realistic monthly cost in my head (15% of take home pay) and I never go past it unless I go light for a few months and then I can splurge with the money that I had remaining from previous months.
 

AlwaysLooking

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Do yourself a a HUGE FAVOR and jerk off more. The money you save can go for buying a 1959 Gold Gibson Less Paul Custom with p90 pickups or a New Tesla or a dream vacation in some exotic land place or retire a rich man or whatever the fuck you like more than sex.

You may be happy with amps now but eventually you’re gonna want more and then you’re gonna go to Indy providers then you’re gonna want more and you’re gonna have doubles with providers and then you’re gonna want more and more and more. That’s not a hobby that’s an addiction. You’re always going to be chasing a type or look or skill that doesn’t exist except for your mind.

Now, if you’re like me who can afford this addiction and I don’t have any other addictions, like cigarettes, pot, alcohol or gambling, then go for it, but remember to keep it real and budget it. I keep a realistic monthly cost in my head (15% of take home pay) and I never go past it unless I go light for a few months and then I can splurge with the money that I had remaining from previous months.
Just do the numbers. 200 a visit, one weekly visit , we are talking 10000 a year.
 

alanlongnj

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Never f*** the same provider twice. Do you eat the same thing for dinner everyday or see the same movie again and again. You will meet a variety of beautiful girls with great bodies, shapes and sizes. Let jr travel the world
 

Sarsta

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Just do the numbers. 200 a visit, one weekly visit , we are talking 10000 a year.
I blow way more than that every year. Don’t start the hobby because you will keep chasing. You will find out a lot of these women who do this line of work for at least four years are ready to leave the line of work for good, and go back to being plain Jane’s.
 

Boomboy65

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I blow way more than that every year. Don’t start the hobby because you will keep chasing. You will find out a lot of these women who do this line of work for at least four years are ready to leave the line of work for good, and go back to being plain Jane’s.
Funny you said 4 years.

One girl I’m very friendly with off the clock with says she’s doing this until she finishes college and starts her studied career as a Nurse. That’s one way to pay for college without any loans.
 

Sarsta

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Funny you said 4 years.

One girl I’m very friendly with off the clock with says she’s doing this until she finishes college and starts her studied career as a Nurse. That’s one way to pay for college without any loans.
So I met one last weekend. According to her, she is going to school for the same field, but hasn’t finished yet. She dances often on, and had been for 12 years. A girls customer base will dwindle once they reached their 30s. That’s just a fact.
 

Sarsta

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as of right now, just like a dope fiend. I’m already making plants right now to make another club visit before the end of the week. I have OTC scheduled for next week and the first week of March.
 

trousersnake

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Do yourself a a HUGE FAVOR and jerk off more. The money you save can go for buying a 1959 Gold Gibson Less Paul Custom with p90 pickups or a New Tesla or a dream vacation in some exotic land place or retire a rich man or whatever the fuck you like more than sex.

You may be happy with amps now but eventually you’re gonna want more and then you’re gonna go to Indy providers then you’re gonna want more and you’re gonna have doubles with providers and then you’re gonna want more and more and more. That’s not a hobby that’s an addiction. You’re always going to be chasing a type or look or skill that doesn’t exist except for your mind.

Now, if you’re like me who can afford this addiction and I don’t have any other addictions, like cigarettes, pot, alcohol or gambling, then go for it, but remember to keep it real and budget it. I keep a realistic monthly cost in my head (15% of take home pay) and I never go past it unless I go light for a few months and then I can splurge with the money that I had remaining from previous months.
P90's and stick with Amps not indys. Asian Amps and Fender amps.
 

Blake123

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That seems reasonable to fuck tbh and as men we have spent more on less. Girlfriends might even be more expensive not to mention the emotional stress that comes with it. I will glady spend that to enjoy a good fuck and not have to worry about everything else that comes with that. But then again i am not married and dont have a gf so i clap cheeks and just grind. Once i am ready to settle down then things can change. For others though it may be different.
 

Sarsta

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That seems reasonable to fuck tbh and as men we have spent more on less. Girlfriends might even be more expensive not to mention the emotional stress that comes with it. I will glady spend that to enjoy a good fuck and not have to worry about everything else that comes with that. But then again i am not married and dont have a gf so i clap cheeks and just grind. Once i am ready to settle down then things can change. For others though it may be different.
This doesn’t make sense. A man gotta fuck at least twice a week. Calculate that if you need an escort or a pro to do that. $400-1000 a month. It’s cheaper to get a girlfriend. Take her to Victoria Secrets and buy her sexy outfits. It’s not expensive at all.
 
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