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advice for a newbie in the hobby

zafura

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Hey I was looking to get some advice from people who been doing this longer than me. Sorry in advance if this a stupid question or has already been discussed already. Truthfully I’ve only ever been to an amp 3 times so I’m relatively new to this hobby but recently I found this girl that’s way closer to where I live it’s not a amp it’s a private residence/home. I found them on bedpages I know from a few others reviews that I read that bedpage Latinas are usually bait and switch but I’m willing to try it. What I was looking for is more like any advice on how to keep safe in this hobby going to a home and not an actual massage parlor general. Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
 

Johnnylovesmassages

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Hey I was looking to get some advice from people who been doing this longer than me. Sorry in advance if this a stupid question or has already been discussed already. Truthfully I’ve only ever been to an amp 3 times so I’m relatively new to this hobby but recently I found this girl that’s way closer to where I live it’s not a amp it’s a private residence/home. I found them on bedpages I know from a few others reviews that I read that bedpage Latinas are usually bait and switch but I’m willing to try it. What I was looking for is more like any advice on how to keep safe in this hobby going to a home and not an actual massage parlor general. Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
BP is also riskier and you will probably not get what you see in the ad.
 

MikePapa

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Hey I was looking to get some advice from people who been doing this longer than me. Sorry in advance if this a stupid question or has already been discussed already. Truthfully I’ve only ever been to an amp 3 times so I’m relatively new to this hobby but recently I found this girl that’s way closer to where I live it’s not a amp it’s a private residence/home. I found them on bedpages I know from a few others reviews that I read that bedpage Latinas are usually bait and switch but I’m willing to try it. What I was looking for is more like any advice on how to keep safe in this hobby going to a home and not an actual massage parlor general. Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
These are the 10 AMP commandments! I've been in this game for years, it’s made me an animal, There’s rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual, A step-by-step booklet for you to get
Your game on track, not your wig pushed back:
Rule Number Uno, never let a Bedpage hotel bitch know
How much dough you hold cause you know
The cheddar breed jealousy 'specially
If her pimp fucked up, get yo' ass stuck up
Number 2, never use your real phone lines
Don't you know OG mongers move in concealment and silence?
Take it from your highness
I done bought mad burner phones to avoid detection from LE and wifey
Number 3, never trust no-bo-dy
Your ATF will set that ass up, properly gassed up
Hoodied and masked up, shit, for that fast buck
She be laying in the bushes to light that ass up
Number 4, I know you heard this before,
Never dine at the Y cause you’re sure to get an STI
Number 5, never monger where you rest at
I don't care that Bedpage girl’s ass got mad bounce to the ounce…
Number 6, that goddamn credit? Dead it
You think a MMS paying you back, shit forget it (shout out to 64 Notch Rd)!
7, this rule is so underrated
Keep your money and hobby completely separated
Money and addiction don't mix like 2 dicks and no bitch
Find yourself in serious shit
Number 8, never keep no weight on you!
Them fast house / hotel cats making appointments can hold LE jobs too
Number 9 shoulda been Number 1 to me,
If you ain't writing detailed reviews, we think you’re the police!
If mongers think you snitchin' they ain't trying to listen
They be sittin' in your kitchen, waiting to start hittin'
Number 10, a strong word called confidence
Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
If you see clientele you know, don’t fuckin’ say hello
Keep your head down and know that slow AMP days are during rain sleet hail snow
Follow these rules you'll have a long hobbying career with no break ups
If not, 1 to 4 years on the wake up
wife find out, take half your net worth, watch your frame shake up
Your ATF girl fucked my man Jacob, heard in three weeks
She sniffed a whole half of cake up
Heard she suck a good dick, and can hook a bulgogi steak up
Gotta go gotta go, more ass to slap up, word up
 

Sarsta

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Hey I was looking to get some advice from people who been doing this longer than me. Sorry in advance if this a stupid question or has already been discussed already. Truthfully I’ve only ever been to an amp 3 times so I’m relatively new to this hobby but recently I found this girl that’s way closer to where I live it’s not a amp it’s a private residence/home. I found them on bedpages I know from a few others reviews that I read that bedpage Latinas are usually bait and switch but I’m willing to try it. What I was looking for is more like any advice on how to keep safe in this hobby going to a home and not an actual massage parlor general. Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
My best advice is quit the hobby now and find yourself a girlfriend. Don’t be dependent on buying pussy.
 

Bubbaboyslim29

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Don't... Real advice, don't get involved it's an addiction like any other one, MDMA coke herion meth all realize chemicals in the brain that mimic the same. Feeling of what this hobby is and even if you can afford it, it pulls your soul out of you as a human being and makes you look at woman in a way you'll regret down this path, so don't go have fun with a girl a friend as stripper whatever this is just as bad of an addiction as any hard drug if anything it can be worse because it takes alot more then it gives at least if your on drugs spending everything you make your number throughout it all and have good times with people this is a sad lonely loose your marriage of you ever have one kind of road
 

Sarsta

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Hey I was looking to get some advice from people who been doing this longer than me. Sorry in advance if this a stupid question or has already been discussed already. Truthfully I’ve only ever been to an amp 3 times so I’m relatively new to this hobby but recently I found this girl that’s way closer to where I live it’s not a amp it’s a private residence/home. I found them on bedpages I know from a few others reviews that I read that bedpage Latinas are usually bait and switch but I’m willing to try it. What I was looking for is more like any advice on how to keep safe in this hobby going to a home and not an actual massage parlor general. Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
My recommendation to you is to find a steady girlfriend with a nice body. Come to terms on a very good sex life. For an example you take her to Victoria’s Secret. You pick out her sex outfit, you go home, and she wears it. She puts on make up she does a striptease to you. Drink some wine, or play some porn, and you fuck. Too many times I’ve seen some perfect bombshells who are 8’s, 9’s, and 10’s in the club, but outside the club and the light, you begin to see flaws and slight blemishes. It takes away from the excitement, but the point I’m trying to make is that you’re better off having a steady girlfriend and then cheat a little when you get the itch….lol.
 

Sarsta

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The problem with this hobby is that it can desensitize you sexually. Meaning, you start to pick up a different taste for women. The type of women that you always found attractive, growing up until now, will no longer make you horny. Because you’re constantly gonna be chasing for something, new, fresh, and different. All different types of women from all different types of races that you was never interested in before, because the chase, and the curiosity that comes with this hobby. You’re gonna want to sample all types of women with all types of body types just to see if you get a different feel. also, there’s always a chance of getting taken advantage of or beaten by pimp, fall into a LE trap, or catch something that you can’t cure.
 
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