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What's the etiquette after you enter?

rdong8372

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Noob question. Once you arrive at the AMP at your appointment time, what do you do? You knock/buzz, enter and then what? How do you communicate you're there for FS, not just a massage?
 

easy2please

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I recommend doing some research on the places you want to visit and also try to pick up some pointers from the threads here. If you come across as LE or having the subtlety of an anvil falling from a skyscraper, don't expect it to go well.
 

248Lancer

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Bring a friend who's been there before, and follow his lead.
One may also choose to just stand there stunned with that deer in the headlights look. When they ask "you here before? " say yes anyway.
 

fffinster

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...When they ask "you here before? " say yes anyway.
Yep - Always answer yes to this question, even if you've never been there. They sometimes ask who you have seen, this is where doing your homework pays off. Find a good review from about a year ago and tell them that name. The girls tend to change-out quickly, so the likelihood of being caught in that fib is slim.
There was one time, I used the name of a girl that was actually still there. You'd think I was busted, but instead the girl acted as if she hadn't seen me in a long time. I suspect she thought she didn't remember me and didn't want me to know she forgot. She made up for "forgetting me" and I got my first FS twofer!
 

mayfair2

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Yep - Always answer yes to this question, even if you've never been there. They sometimes ask who you have seen, this is where doing your homework pays off. Find a good review from about a year ago and tell them that name. The girls tend to change-out quickly, so the likelihood of being caught in that fib is slim.
There was one time, I used the name of a girl that was actually still there. You'd think I was busted, but instead the girl acted as if she hadn't seen me in a long time. I suspect she thought she didn't remember me and didn't want me to know she forgot. She made up for "forgetting me" and I got my first FS twofer!
Yes!!! I always tell them I’ve unless it’s a place with strict screening (cuz they’d know) or place is too new and no history for you to read.

Last time I pretended I saw someone is exactly that. I called few hours ahead to confirm she was working. Finally I went in and because I knew the body description of who I am looking for per review so I just asked for her name and scanned the room while 4 ladies were waiting for work. I scanned and I said “she busy?” and she was so I just waited 5 minutes. If she wasn’t, I can pretend I couldn’t see her well cuz they all had masks on.

Then when she finally came out she totally pretended to know me. Two can play this game!

I pretended I saw her pre pandemic and she was all happy I went back to see her again and got good mileage as I came back specifically for her.

Lol

although this works for couple of us. Don’t do it cuz you may not be able to think on your feet fast enough and they will know you are full of shit.
 

mayfair2

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So what exactly happens if you say "No" to "Have you been here before?"
They could be more cautious. As someone said earlier

1. Research to know house and expected tip.

2. If you answer no about being there. Follow with “first time here but many times other places” (research names or other places)

2. Give them the total fees up front

What I do sometimes is I am already naked and sitting on the massage table by the time they come in. I don’t care if they are in the room while I do it either.

I motion for them to come over to me and she knows what to do.

A well known place will be easy. If you are at a very YMMV place then stay home and pornhub it instead
 

rdong8372

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They could be more cautious. As someone said earlier

1. Research to know house and expected tip.

2. If you answer no about being there. Follow with “first time here but many times other places” (research names or other places)

2. Give them the total fees up front

What I do sometimes is I am already naked and sitting on the massage table by the time they come in. I don’t care if they are in the room while I do it either.

I motion for them to come over to me and she knows what to do.

A well known place will be easy. If you are at a very YMMV place then stay home and pornhub it instead
Makes sense. Thanks. What goes down once you're on the massage table and the lady enters? Is it massage at first or straight to biz?
 

mayfair2

Monsieur Le President
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Makes sense. Thanks. What goes down once you're on the massage table and the lady enters? Is it massage at first or straight to biz?
Just go to a few places and assume it’a tuition. Can’t give you play by play as it is situation dependent. You need to learn thru experience as we all have diff games. Ladies have a script, just let her take the lead as you are inexperienced and you will learn over time.
 

jim_hatez

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Wayne's advice was good, but also when you get ready for the massage (typically 1st) you don't do stupid stuff like leave your boxers on. Make sure you get naked. If they are rubbing you down, shift your body in ways that tries to get them to touch you more sensually. They will get the hint. Don't overthink and be too nervous. Just go with the flow. You will be fine, as long as you don't act super nervous which they could misinterpret as a potential trap.
 

kantuchdis

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Yes - and practice quivering BEFORE you go, then - when she touches you - quiver, and make a small whimpering sigh like a puppy with worms and can't quite take a full shit... then - she will know you mean business - you will have the time of your life - let her take over from there!
 
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