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What's the etiquette after you enter?

jim_hatez

Moderator
Messages: 1,931
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#21
Yes - and practice quivering BEFORE you go, then - when she touches you - quiver, and make a small whimpering sigh like a puppy with worms and can't quite take a full shit... then - she will know you mean business - you will have the time of your life - let her take over from there!
Little sarcasm huh Kant? Lmao. I guess you think OP must be a troll. If he is, shame on me, but I just assumed he was a shy inexperienced monger without much confidence. Not everyone in this hobby has a lot of game. Hell, I bet that's one reason some people get into this hobby, because they are scared/nervous around beautiful women.

Hopefully OP takes the collective advice, has a good time, and contributes with his 1st review soon!
 

weedwacker

Review Contributor
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Reviews: 7
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#23
The first time I ever went to a parlor, I followed the advice to say I'd been there. So when the mamasan asked, I said "yes" and even gave a name that I had researched previously. She then responded "no you haven't, I would have remembered your face." and she led me to the room. And that was the last time I lied about it. If it is a new place for me, I just say, like others have said, "My first time here, but not my first time" and this has never been an issue. I don't even get why the lie. I mean, I've heard the explanation, but I don't think it really makes any difference. It's just something that gets passed on and on as what you are supposed to do.

If I know the cost, I just have the money ready and visible. If I don't know the cost, I just ask "how much for everything?" and then pay what they say. This has always worked for me.
 

fffinster

Casual Monger
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Reviews: 95
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#24
I recently had an MMS insist that I had never been to the shop before, despite me giving her the names of several providers I have seen in the last few months. Fortunately, one of the ladies passed by when getting supplies for her current customer. She recognized me, since I saw her only a week prior. She told MMS to stop giving me a hard time and even told her which provider to assign to me.
 

Wot70

Registered Member
Messages: 15
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#25
It only research a name, read on and find out who has stopped work at that spa. No when asked who you saw you have a safe name.
 
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