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Review: South Philly Julie
- Thread starter crash69
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OMG! I started reading this thread and at first was SHOCKED, then SICKENED then startling LMAO. Uh, for those who were never trained. Here is your best bet. First, take that cheap ass shower head off of your shower and get a removable shower head with variable spays ($30 at home depot) and then you can spray up your ass after repeatedly cramming a soaped finger up there and wash it the hell out - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Hell, I clean my ass reasonable well every single day anyhow. But if I know I am going for a RJ from my wife ( I have not had it form an AMP - yet) I do a triple clean. I would think you should have the first 3 to 4 inches up your ass clean as a whistle. I can't imagine getting into an RJ unless you are 100% confident she smells and or tastes nothing but soap and or coconut from the hair conditioner you used. IMHO
HA! Good question right? Well first of all, when I do - which is rare, like one every couple of months. Add let's face it, doing it with someone else is just hotter. I am sure I am not the only one who enjoys things more from someone I either do not know or barely know. Another funny thing, even though my wife is great at head and swallows like nobody's business she wont give me a hand job. Crazy right? She chalks it up to not knowing how. The other reality of being married is you just get bored with the one you are with. So to your point, yeah I should stay at home and enjoy the freebies that I do get even if they are few and far between. But guys being guys we all want what we can't have.
Common sense is important in any aspect of lif. Going in the parlour with shit stains in a shit zone is disrespectful. It's like eating chocolate cream later to find out the milk is spoiled with a bad aftertaste. To the op, pm me your number so I can teach you how to properly rinse the hole. Weather it be shoving a finger or two up your canal or letting someone deep tonguing to clean it out, I am the man you call. I live in montgomeryville so feel free to stop by anytime. You can clean your ass and I will do a alcohol test, or a sniff test to see if you passed the test and will let other amp brothers know your a clean man. Right on!!
She should have thrown you out IMOO.
Honestly, didn't Yo Mama teach you to wash Yo ass good.
Knowing there may be a good rimmimg comimg one would think i better wash my ass real real good and not just rub a little soap on my ass cheeks !!!
Down right filthy and nasty. I feel bad for the woman.
Hell, i feel bad for you not knowing how to wash Yo ass properly !!!!
Honestly, didn't Yo Mama teach you to wash Yo ass good.
Knowing there may be a good rimmimg comimg one would think i better wash my ass real real good and not just rub a little soap on my ass cheeks !!!
Down right filthy and nasty. I feel bad for the woman.
Hell, i feel bad for you not knowing how to wash Yo ass properly !!!!
Yes That and southerners used large leaves as well. I remember my late uncle's story. He could not find large leaves while releasing tootsie rolls in woods hunting for squirrels and rabbits. He decided to take the leaves next to him cleaning himself up. Within 30 minutes, he was puzzled why his rear was itching and got worst every minute. Therefore, he gave up hunting and went home. Lo and Behold, his rash was covered at least 1/2 of his body because he used poison ivy leaves to clean his behind. He remembered that year VERY WELL and it was fall of 1936.