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Review: South Philly Julie

Chiparlor

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#21
No I said I took a shower at julie’s
If you took a shower at her residence, then that indicated that you do not clean your a before she rimmed you. I would be VERY embarrassed to know a brown streak after taking a shower and right before rimming. Therefore, our brothers' comments were justified.
 

Spam1122

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#23
Next time clean your ass.. stick a big q tip or a furry dildo and twist that shit inside your ass until it is squeaky clean. The providers reputation is ruined for having a mouth full of shit. I will take one for the amp team and help you clean your ass with my own tongue before you set foot in to any parlours. Just give me a date and time !
 

Vetteboobs

Registered Member
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#24
Wow...Welcome to the little shop of horny horrors! Chrash and burn SKIDS into this joint while riding dirty and expects an undercarriage detail, meanwhile the provider is power washing her cooch. Thought that was a nice detail until I read on with the double booking. Unless she gargled with gasoline, the third guy was greeted by a fecal filet! At least OP brought party favors in his toolbox of perversion. Hopefully they were properly sanitized before putting them in this girls exit door.
I may have missed some other disturbing details/points but I can't bring myself to re-read the post. Be safe and sanitary guys.
 

kantuchdis

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Next time clean your ass.. stick a big q tip or a furry dildo and twist that shit inside your ass until it is squeaky clean. The providers reputation is ruined for having a mouth full of shit. I will take one for the amp team and help you clean your ass with my own tongue before you set foot in to any parlours. Just give me a date and time !
Am I reading this correctly? WTF?
 

Niceguy0388

Philly Philly
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#27
Wow...Welcome to the little shop of horny horrors! Chrash and burn SKIDS into this joint while riding dirty and expects an undercarriage detail, meanwhile the provider is power washing her cooch. Thought that was a nice detail until I read on with the double booking. Unless she gargled with gasoline, the third guy was greeted by a fecal filet! At least OP brought party favors in his toolbox of perversion. Hopefully they were properly sanitized before putting them in this girls exit door.
I may have missed some other disturbing details/points but I can't bring myself to re-read the post. Be safe and sanitary guys.
Judging how dirty OP is the toys were probably up someone elses ass and if hes too lazy to wash himself i doubt he sanitized them...
 

Porkchop

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Next time clean your ass.. stick a big q tip or a furry dildo and twist that shit inside your ass until it is squeaky clean. The providers reputation is ruined for having a mouth full of shit. I will take one for the amp team and help you clean your ass with my own tongue before you set foot in to any parlours. Just give me a date and time !
Wtf?
You will clean him?
 

retired051923

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#31
:ROFLMAO: this thread. Never thought I would have to think courtesy flush yo ass man. Thanks for the honest review. Side note, I turn down rimming mainly because I'm always staying in hotels. So I respect the ladies and future visitors by not subjecting them to hotel tp ass. I need to start traveling with my own rolls, I think I might be missing out on some things according to reviews. lol.
 

kgmspa

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Of course why not. You should be thanking me for cleaning his ass. I mean ass is ass right? As long as I don't see his face while doing it, I am fine...
I will not thank you for cleaning the OP ass!

And if you do U should at least have the decency to look him in the eye while U do it!

If not before than after with poop on ur lips
 

charliebrown

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LMFAO, Oh man, this is getting more like the old Spa hunters all the time! What a bunch of sick bastards!!! Spam, please, please, please tell us your going rate for a rim job after a nice relaxing shit. Maybe you are right, if you don't really care what hole you are putting your tongue in. why should I care who's tongue is licking my ass? The only problem I have is a good rimming is an appetizer for a wonderful full course meal. Offering only the appetizer will not go very well with a bunch of people. Maybe you should create a menu with pricing for us.
 

retired051923

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LMFAO, Oh man, this is getting more like the old Spa hunters all the time! What a bunch of sick bastards!!! Spam, please, please, please tell us your going rate for a rim job after a nice relaxing shit. Maybe you are right, if you don't really care what hole you are putting your tongue in. why should I care who's tongue is licking my ass? The only problem I have is a good rimming is an appetizer for a wonderful full course meal. Offering only the appetizer will not go very well with a bunch of people. Maybe you should create a menu with pricing for us.
Got a groupon for it. Only requirement is having some brocoli raab in your cheeks.
 
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