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Review: SL Allyssa's incredible insights.

Black_equus

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"Chad" is pretty much incel for "any guy who seems happier than me".

So long as they don't actively try to hurt other people, I feel sorry for incels. There is definitely something emotionally or mentally off balance about them, but the don't feel good enough about themselves to accept that they need help without feeling even worse about themselves.

So unable to recognize that they need help without feeling even worse about themselves, they decide to blame pretty much everyone who seems happier than them.

Because anger feels better than depression.

The world isn't filled with Chads and Staceys.

Incels just have emotional and mental issues same as a whole lot of other people, myself included.

Most of the these issues probably aren't even that severe. They're just bad enough to keep them lonely and unhappy.

If your an incel or believe that the world is filled with Chads and Staceys and that all the women you could ever be attracted to will only go after a 10% group of men that will never include you, then that's a sign that you probably have a mental issue

And having a mental issue doesn't make you pathetic or worthless anymore than having a broken toe or bloody cut.

You just need to go to a professional to get a cast and some stitches.

Otherwise, no matter how angry you get or how right you feel, you're never going to get any better than you are right now and very likely going to get worse.

And frankly, I want everyone on this page to be mentally healthy.

How else am I going to trust your provider reviews! Lol
Chad≠incel

Afaic, a Chad is usually a small minded, uneducated, sometimes bigoted, regressive male.

And an Incel is as you described.
 

temuchin

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PPS. Congratulations to @temuchin! And more importantly, congratulations to Alyssa, who does not need to lose 20 fucking pounds. (I'd even suggest she gain 5 and fill out her cute soft little boobs a bit more.

Congratulations because this review is now THE NUMBER ONE LIKED REVIEW IN THE HISTORY OF MANHATTAN WHOREDOM (or at least on this here website). Frankly, Alyssa is a much more worthy recipient than that BG Ayala girl that hardly anyone here remembers at this point. Vicky is now 3rd. I can accept Vicky being up there.
I'm not sure what this means, other than I hope recounting Allyssa's opinions haven't pissed anyone off. I know she just wanted to talk freely because I have been around for so long and she could say anything to me.
Umm, Judge, no I wouldn't appreciate her gaining 5 pounds because that would fall squarely around her waist and not boobs. We live here. We know how weight gain works in America. Let Asian chicks do their own thing.
 

twotimesone

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Ok, then I'll stop trying to politely explain this to you and just tell you the blunt truth.

Wokeness and feminism have not hurt you in any way.

You still have near limitless options to view naked beautiful women with bodies just the way you like them both live and virtually despite the fact that some women with bodies you aren't attracted to are getting pictorials in magazines that you haven't read for years.

There are more women than ever who are willing to have good sex with men sooner than ever without feeling overly angry at themselves or men for not wanting to commit.

There are also more women who want commitment with men with the understanding that commitment does not mean that they will not have to carry their own weight and that it is unhealthy for them to rely on you solely for their happiness or financial security. Basically, more women understand that it isn't fair to expect men to take care of their every need and are willing to learn the skills necessary to take care of themselves thereby taking a lot of the emotional and financial load off of us!

The trade off of them taking better care of themselves is that they expect us to take better care of ourselves! Which honestly, what the hell is wrong with that?

By taking better care of themselves the women I am with are less of a burden to me, so I in turn should take care of myself to be less of a burden to her.

And the less time we spend being burdens to each other the more time we spend having a good time with each other!

Sounds like a win win to me!

So there are more options than ever before to view women with the exact body types you find attractive.

There are more women willing to have sex with men without expecting commitment than ever before.

There are more women willing to do more things in bed with the men they want to be with without making a big deal about it than ever before.

And when it comes to relationships, there are more women willing to carry their emotional and financial weight while not expecting you to be their sole source of happiness or financial security than ever before.

And the sole cost of all this good stuff is that more women are expecting that men do more to take care of ourselves and make ourselves better than we already are, which honestly, isn't that the point of getting up in the morning!

To end the day just a little better than you were the day before?

All this great stuff and in exchange all that is being asked of me is that I do something I was already expected to do from the day I was born!

So you have nothing to complain about when it comes to feminism.

In fact you should be thankful that feminism had spent the last 80 years pretty much laying out a feast of sex for you that your grandpa never had while at the same time reducing the co-dependance, social stigma and social pressure towards commitment that he faced every time he liked a girl enough to want to be in a relationship with her or just wanted to get his rocks off with some peach that caught his eye.

Feminism has made my life and the lives of a whole lot of men more emotionally and sexually fulfilling than our forefathers could ever dream!

If you can't feel this than something else is wrong, but stop trying to ruin the party for the rest of us!
Oh gawd, you are clueless as ever and I never have complained about carrying emotional and financial aspects weigh in regards of feminism. Making up straw man's arguments again.
 

AutomaticSlim

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I'm not sure what this means, other than I hope recounting Allyssa's opinions haven't pissed anyone off. I know she just wanted to talk freely because I have been around for so long and she could say anything to me.
Umm, Judge, no I wouldn't appreciate her gaining 5 pounds because that would fall squarely around her waist and not boobs. We live here. We know how weight gain works in America. Let Asian chicks do their own thing.
OK then.
I read the entire body of the review ad now I know why everyone is going on about the other issues.
Yeah...you probably should not have put them in the review body.
It was a private conversation you had with her and no one needed to know about it.

For the record I have seen her once and would repeat if I really really wanted to see a girl that day and no under 30 Japanese girls were available.
So she is 100% correct. The young ones provide a totally different experience, and yeah, that's the experience I always look for.
TBH, I saw her the day they B/S'd me when I tried to see Mia and kept telling me "she be ready soon"...and soon never came.
They've done that to me 3 times.
I am still annoyed.
 

temuchin

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OK then.
I read the entire body of the review ad now I know why everyone is going on about the other issues.
Yeah...you probably should not have put them in the review body.
It was a private conversation you had with her and no one needed to know about it.

For the record I have seen her once and would repeat if I really really wanted to see a girl that day and no under 30 Japanese girls were available.
So she is 100% correct. The young ones provide a totally different experience, and yeah, that's the experience I always look for.
TBH, I saw her the day they B/S'd me when I tried to see Mia and kept telling me "she be ready soon"...and soon never came.
They've done that to me 3 times.
I am still annoyed.
I'm used to sharing about how they taste and how they suck, so perhaps not a problem sharing how they think. This was not a date with a civvie where she talked about her family. She was talking about me, or other mongers, actually.
 

Mampr

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I'm used to sharing about how they taste and how they suck, so perhaps not a problem sharing how they think. This was not a date with a civvie where she talked about her family. She was talking about me, or other mongers, actually.
I greatly enjoyed, and greatly appreciate your posting, the part of your review about what Allyssa had to say and was thinking.

I happen to be a fan and admirer of Allyssa but even if I was not, and particularly for those who sometimes forget, such insights are a great reminder that these women are people, sometimes (as among all cohorts) remarkable people. But remarkable or not, they are human beings beyond the services they provide, beyond how they taste or how they suck.
 

Zippy17

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I happen to be a fan and admirer of Allyssa but even if I was not, and particularly for those who sometimes forget, such insights are a great reminder that these women are people, sometimes (as among all cohorts) remarkable people. But remarkable or not, they are human beings beyond the services they provide, beyond how they taste or how they suck.
I always talk to providers very openly and try to get to know them as people, and not for any specific reason or ulterior motive, but I've never treated them any differently from a real date for whatever time I'm with them, mainly, because I just don't see them as any different from other women except for the fact that they do this for a living, which really doesn't define them to me at all. In fact, I enjoyed Alyssa very much the 2 or 3 times that I saw her (and also being attacked by her in the hallway anytime I'm on my way to see other girls), but one thing that's missing for me with her is the language barrier, because I can't really have a normal conversation with her. I don't "need" the conversation to enjoy the sex, but I don't get as much out of a session with a language barrier as I do when we can talk the entire time that sex isn't happening. Most of the time that I click with regulars or SBs, it becomes sort of like the rapport that Richard Gere's character has with his regular in Brooklyn's Finest.
 

Monkeypants

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Feminism has many branches, fellas, there is no ONE type of feminism. I'm all for equal work equal pay, If I were a woman, it's what I would be fighting for and the rest is secondary. But like I said, there are so many branches and some are totally wack jobs, but every movement will have it's crazies, that doesn't mean a movement, like feminism, as a whole, is bad.
Loneliness bites, but it has nothing to do with feminism. Has to do with you. I know tons of men who when they were young were chicken-shit in talking to women. They prefer to pay them for company. Now, time has caught up with them and they are old men who still pay girls. But it has nothing to do with feminism. Me? I love spa's because ALL wives hold out, after ten-fifteen years they don't want sex, so to keep my relationship, I go to spa's, she might have a clue, but she knows it's better than a sloppy divorce and we both have other redeeming qualities. Listen, bottom line: Spa's are great because the truth is Whiskey ages better than romance.
 

AutomaticSlim

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Feminism has many branches, fellas, there is no ONE type of feminism.
Correct. And it is an abomination to humanity and is destroying western nations.

I'm all for equal work equal pay, If I were a woman, it's what I would be fighting for and the rest is secondary.
OK. But it is not equal. They cry and whine that they have to go pick up their kids and their "bosses" say "OK Sure".
It's not equal and it never was.
The EEOC laws put guns to the heads of US Corps to create BS make work jobs for them.
The 60s ruined America.

Loneliness bites, but it has nothing to do with feminism. Has to do with you. I know tons of men who when they were young were chicken-shit in talking to women. They prefer to pay them for company.
Bullshit, bullshit, and triple bullshit.
Walk a mile in my shoes, bucko.
Unless you have a the genetics for a mesomorphic body type, square jaw and chiseled facial features, you are FUCKED!
Yes, it is real easy to cold approach sloots when they are eyeing you like a side of beef.
I've seen it for DECADES.
Sure...a 6'4" Ivy league frat boy bond trader who played lacrosse at Yale will have no problem cold approaching a hot girl at a rooftop.
Try doing that if you are nothing but a regular joe schmoe or less. See what humiliations await you.
"Chicken-shit"...I WISH someone would call me that to my face in real life. I really wish.
Anyways...have a nice Sunday & happy mongering...
 

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Bullshit, bullshit, and triple bullshit.
Walk a mile in my shoes, bucko.
Unless you have a the genetics for a mesomorphic body type, square jaw and chiseled facial features, you are FUCKED!
Yes, it is real easy to cold approach sloots when they are eyeing you like a side of beef.
I've seen it for DECADES.
Sure...a 6'4" Ivy league frat boy bond trader who played lacrosse at Yale will have no problem cold approaching a hot girl at a rooftop.
Try doing that if you are nothing but a regular joe schmoe or less. See what humiliations await you.
"Chicken-shit"...I WISH someone would call me that to my face in real life. I really wish.
Anyways...have a nice Sunday & happy mongering...
Hey Slim, I don’t know this for fact, but I think if you showed this side of you on any dating site or in any bar, you’d be making a lot of vaginas moist. Maybe not the 8s, 9s or 10s, but for sure the 6s and 7s, which irl are Amp “8s”.
 

Monkeypants

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Correct. And it is an abomination to humanity and is destroying western nations.


OK. But it is not equal. They cry and whine that they have to go pick up their kids and their "bosses" say "OK Sure".
It's not equal and it never was.
The EEOC laws put guns to the heads of US Corps to create BS make work jobs for them.
The 60s ruined America.


Bullshit, bullshit, and triple bullshit.
Walk a mile in my shoes, bucko.
Unless you have a the genetics for a mesomorphic body type, square jaw and chiseled facial features, you are FUCKED!
Yes, it is real easy to cold approach sloots when they are eyeing you like a side of beef.
I've seen it for DECADES.
Sure...a 6'4" Ivy league frat boy bond trader who played lacrosse at Yale will have no problem cold approaching a hot girl at a rooftop.
Try doing that if you are nothing but a regular joe schmoe or less. See what humiliations await you.
"Chicken-shit"...I WISH someone would call me that to my face in real life. I really wish.
Anyways...have a nice Sunday & happy mongering...[/QUOTE

Dude, sorry about your state, but you do have SOMETHING that's attractive to women, it's not all about looks, find out what that is that you have. And 6'4", Ivy leaguers also strike out, you need to find what works for you. I'm a regular Joe, I strike out more times than Dave Kingman, but I keep going up to bat and shrug of the humiliation, and I get some hits. Humiliation is part of the game, part of baseball, you just gotta keep swinging. It's the same with women. Your triple bullshit call is for someone who has given up, so my friend, grab a bat, and go to talk to women, online, at the bar, at the cafe, I can assure you you if you hit on 30 women, something will happened, and fuck those who rejected you. Just do it and fuck humiliation, everyone gets trashed, everyone, everyone struck out with the bases loaded, even Jeter, so just do it.
 

Redrain

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Correct. And it is an abomination to humanity and is destroying western nations.


OK. But it is not equal. They cry and whine that they have to go pick up their kids and their "bosses" say "OK Sure".
It's not equal and it never was.
The EEOC laws put guns to the heads of US Corps to create BS make work jobs for them.
The 60s ruined America.


Bullshit, bullshit, and triple bullshit.
Walk a mile in my shoes, bucko.
Unless you have a the genetics for a mesomorphic body type, square jaw and chiseled facial features, you are FUCKED!
Yes, it is real easy to cold approach sloots when they are eyeing you like a side of beef.
I've seen it for DECADES.
Sure...a 6'4" Ivy league frat boy bond trader who played lacrosse at Yale will have no problem cold approaching a hot girl at a rooftop.
Try doing that if you are nothing but a regular joe schmoe or less. See what humiliations await you.
"Chicken-shit"...I WISH someone would call me that to my face in real life. I really wish.
Anyways...have a nice Sunday & happy mongering...
A few questions.

Do you think these things whenever you see a pretty woman on the street. I mean do you do straight from "Wow, she's hot." To all these other thoughts about women, feminism and your belief that she will never even look at you because you are not 6'4" and rich?

Or is it more that these are things you think about when you're alone?

When was the last time you had a conversation with a woman you weren't related to? Not necessarily something you were attracted to, but like a woman coworker or a friend on any subject at all, not even serious stuff?

Did these thoughts about feminism, women and your belief that the woman in front of you would never be interested in you fill your mind even as you were talking to her?

Were they something you thought about immediately afterwards or a lot later when you were alone.

When was the last time you ate or went to something with a woman you weren't related to? Not necessarily a date but just doing something with a woman you weren't related to.

When was the last time you actually spoke to a woman you were attracted to?

Were you thinking these thoughts about feminism, women and your belief that the attractive woman you were talking to would never want to be with you because you aren't 6'4" or rich?

Or were they something you thought about later when you were alone.

When was the last time you felt that a woman actually rejected you romantically?

I don't mean you just feeling like a woman you haven't actually approached romantically would probably reject but the last time you actually approached a woman she she rejected you.

Were you thinking these thoughts about feminism, women and your belief that a woman you are attracted to would never want you because you aren't 6'4" and rich before you approached her, during, or afterwards?

I know it's a lot of questions but I curious because you sound so sure of your opinions on these things and I want to know if they are based on real recent experiences and conversations with women or if they are based on other things like a general idea you have about women or events that happened a long time ago.
 

AutomaticSlim

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A few questions.

Do you think these things whenever you see a pretty woman on the street. I mean do you do straight from "Wow, she's hot." To all these other thoughts about women, feminism and your belief that she will never even look at you because you are not 6'4" and rich?

Or is it more that these are things you think about when you're alone?

When was the last time you had a conversation with a woman you weren't related to? Not necessarily something you were attracted to, but like a woman coworker or a friend on any subject at all, not even serious stuff?

Did these thoughts about feminism, women and your belief that the woman in front of you would never be interested in you fill your mind even as you were talking to her?

Were they something you thought about immediately afterwards or a lot later when you were alone.

When was the last time you ate or went to something with a woman you weren't related to? Not necessarily a date but just doing something with a woman you weren't related to.

When was the last time you actually spoke to a woman you were attracted to?

Were you thinking these thoughts about feminism, women and your belief that the attractive woman you were talking to would never want to be with you because you aren't 6'4" or rich?

Or were they something you thought about later when you were alone.

When was the last time you felt that a woman actually rejected you romantically?

I don't mean you just feeling like a woman you haven't actually approached romantically would probably reject but the last time you actually approached a woman she she rejected you.

Were you thinking these thoughts about feminism, women and your belief that a woman you are attracted to would never want you because you aren't 6'4" and rich before you approached her, during, or afterwards?

I know it's a lot of questions but I curious because you sound so sure of your opinions on these things and I want to know if they are based on real recent experiences and conversations with women or if they are based on other things like a general idea you have about women or events that happened a long time ago.
I'll reply to you via PM because this is not about Allyssa and I don't want to further hijack the thread.
 

roland789

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Feminism has many branches, fellas, there is no ONE type of feminism. I'm all for equal work equal pay, If I were a woman, it's what I would be fighting for and the rest is secondary. But like I said, there are so many branches and some are totally wack jobs, but every movement will have it's crazies, that doesn't mean a movement, like feminism, as a whole, is bad.
Loneliness bites, but it has nothing to do with feminism. Has to do with you. I know tons of men who when they were young were chicken-shit in talking to women. They prefer to pay them for company. Now, time has caught up with them and they are old men who still pay girls. But it has nothing to do with feminism. Me? I love spa's because ALL wives hold out, after ten-fifteen years they don't want sex, so to keep my relationship, I go to spa's, she might have a clue, but she knows it's better than a sloppy divorce and we both have other redeeming qualities. Listen, bottom line: Spa's are great because the truth is Whiskey ages better than romance.
I'm reading this thread and it has gone off the rails. Feminism is why your dick can't get wet? Really? Sounds like a sad excuse. Adapt or die. I make my own path. I use amps because I am a deviant... that's it. No underlying deep excuses. I like sex too much and little self control. That is it. Pull it together my dudes.
 

cm47toimaim

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If we may get back on track...I first met Viola at AL... she disappeared during the pipe troubles and search lead nowhere... rumors up and down 42 street lead to Brooklyn so when she re-emerged as Allyssa I said to myself don't let her well ever run dry...
 

twotimesone

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Correct. And it is an abomination to humanity and is destroying western nations.


OK. But it is not equal. They cry and whine that they have to go pick up their kids and their "bosses" say "OK Sure".
It's not equal and it never was.
The EEOC laws put guns to the heads of US Corps to create BS make work jobs for them.
The 60s ruined America.


Bullshit, bullshit, and triple bullshit.
Walk a mile in my shoes, bucko.
Unless you have a the genetics for a mesomorphic body type, square jaw and chiseled facial features, you are FUCKED!
Yes, it is real easy to cold approach sloots when they are eyeing you like a side of beef.
I've seen it for DECADES.
Sure...a 6'4" Ivy league frat boy bond trader who played lacrosse at Yale will have no problem cold approaching a hot girl at a rooftop.
Try doing that if you are nothing but a regular joe schmoe or less. See what humiliations await you.
"Chicken-shit"...I WISH someone would call me that to my face in real life. I really wish.
Anyways...have a nice Sunday & happy mongering...
That's the women nowadays. Many of these women would throw themselves at these chads knowing that they would not snag them for the long term relationship and the chads knows that they can bang all these women and pick up another one next week. These women would think all men are pigs when only these chads are and it only hurt these women in the long term.

Despite today's feminism movement and women's 'liberation', women in the 50's are happier than women today. Women today in general really don't know what they want.
 
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