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I need to vent about women

VJLUTZ

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Back-in-the-day, any decent looking woman (4 or above) could get a guy on demand. All she had to do was walk into a bar, act slutty and suspend her usual standards. However, the truth is that very few women do that unless they are really, really desperate. However, sometimes they DO get that desperate. An ugly, thick, or obese woman back then, might have to wait until men drank enough to get thick beer goggles. The worse they look, the longer the wait.

Today, if even morbidly obese women can get attention, then it just goes to show that desperate men have dropped their standards too.

And I don't feel too bad for Christie. She can probably get any number of guys on speed dial. If she ever gets hard-up, she can afford discrete male escorts 30-40 years younger than her. Her net worth is apparently $80M and for 69 she is not bad looking at all.
 

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Oh yeah… the most disgusting unattractive women get tons of male attention. Look at this woman; she is a model. She thinks she is beautiful. She has guys all over her. You listen to these women talk and you just realize how far men have lowered themselves. The future of dating is bleak

 

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Yep… I’m okay with some weight. But obese is gross. Partially because I’m 5’11 150lbs. My sister tried to set me up with her obese friends. I have to remind her that I’m thin and it’s kind of insulting that she thinks I can’t do better. She said beauty is on the inside; I tell her that’s bs. She then stopped offering advice. Ha!
Wow you’re only 150 pounds? I’m 5’9”, 163 pounds. Do you eat a low carbs diet or avoid any snacks and alcohol? I’ll have a cheat day once a week by going all-in at a diner. lol
 

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Normally I agree with you. But on this I have to disagree.
The disgusting fat bodies HAVE to be confronted head on.
They DO NOT have a right to be fat and we DO have a right to ridicule the shit of them.
Shaming works!
(and yes, I do know how this ended up for Sgt Hartmann...but that was only a movie...)

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I agree with not sugarcoating and just telling them straight up.

I love caramel lattes but I’ll drink
Americano. I love ice cream but I’ll have an apple. I love butter but I’ll avoid it. I love fried chicken but I’ll eat it steamed.
 

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Oh yeah… the most disgusting unattractive women get tons of male attention. Look at this woman; she is a model. She thinks she is beautiful. She has guys all over her. You listen to these women talk and you just realize how far men have lowered themselves. The future of dating is bleak

Damn she’s bigger than Earthquake and Tugboat of the former WWF. lol
 

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Wow you’re only 150 pounds? I’m 5’9”, 163 pounds. Do you eat a low carbs diet or avoid any snacks and alcohol? I’ll have a cheat day once a week by going all-in at a diner. lol
That’s still not too bad for 5’9. I honestly can’t explain my weight. It’s not genetics; both my parents were heavy at my age. It’s not diet: I eat fast food regularly. My doctor thinks I might have a slight case of marfan syndrome. I’ve been referred to a rheumatologist to check. So that might ultimately explain it.
 

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It’s actually great advice. Because I am thin as heck and it would be much easier for me to get toned up than a guy who is heavier. I have no excuse not to.
I envy you. 5’11” is a great height for a man. Any girl who tells me she’s 5’7” or taller, I tell them not to wear high heels. I say that as an ice breaker but I’m also dead serious. lol
 

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My buddy who's single -- I've been helping him with the truth about women -- texted me he went on a date tonight. During the date he realized 1) this girl is 30 years old, 2) she's talking a lot about travel and luxury apts, and 3) she has no tits.

I texted him, "a wall hitting the wall."
 

Johnnylovesmassages

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Honestly, that sounded way more like you venting about yourself then about women.

I'm going to tell you two true things that you aren't going to like hearing and will very likely want to argue against.

But these two things are so fundamentally true that they pretty much stand for themselves without anyone having to agree with them or me having to provide any further comment or to respond to any comments. The first one is short but the second takes a bit.

1. What we get is what we put out.

And

2. No matter how intelligent or charming you think you are, you can't hide how you feel about people, especially how you feel about women. It comes out in the way you speak and act around them whether you know it or not.

From my experience, most women will know within a few minutes conversation what kind of guy they are talking to, especially how that guy views women. They pay more attention to how we respond to things than we do to them.

If they like what they see/hear then they will keep talking to you, but if they don't they will pretty much say and do whatever just to get rid of you.

Even if it means doing or saying things that makes them seem rude or selfish, they don't really care so long as it gets you away from them. Because they know that if they are rude enough or mean enough you will eventually leave them alone.

I'm 56 years old. I've dated lots of women, struck out with lots of women and watched friends do the same.

It is my firm belief that the reason so many guys believe the things you do about women is because they have been rejected a lot by women who used rudeness and meanness to reject them. (Either that or they are too shy to actually approach women and just brood about it in a bitter grapes kinda way)

So they've come to the conclusion that most women are mean, selfish and rude.

And once they believe this, it comes out in their words and actions, which leads to more rejection and the sad cycle continues.

On the other hand, the guys with confidence, hope and respect for women always do better.

One of my best friends is 5'7" and has a stutter. He is also intelligent, kind and confident. And I mean this guy has the confidence of a lion!

This short stuttering guy (who was not born rich nor made his money before his 40s) not only decided to be a lawyer, but to be a litigator!

And along the way, he dated some pretty beautiful women! Sure he got rejected a bunch, but he never let rejection define his view of himself or his view of women.

Today he is married to a beautiful woman and has a wonderful family. His wife is a statuesque beauty (also a lawyer) who is taller than him and still turns heads (They joke about it a lot) who adores him.

Whenever I hear any guy say things similar to what you said about women, I think about my friend, his beautiful wife and lack of bitterness.

And then I go back to the first truth I told you.

What we get is what we put out.
I bet the stuttering lawyer is hung like a horse and she said " I can deal with the stuttering but I can't pass up the cock".
 

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I bet the stuttering lawyer is hung like a horse and she said " I can deal with the stuttering but I can't pass up the cock". I worked with a guy years ago that was a real nebish. Really nerdy. Could barely meet your eye when you spoke with him, and often sat in his car at lunch eating by himself. Met his wife at a company event one day and she was stunning. Could never figure out why she was with him. Then one day in the gym locker room I saw him come out of the shower. Then I knew the reason. Flaccid, his dick was bigger than mine was erect, and it hung down like a horse. She probably went out with him one day as a courtesy date, got drunk, had sex with him and the next morning had to verify what she thought she saw the night before and said to herself "I want that the rest of my life".
 

smatera

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Sounds like you need a gay
Type of lady I’m looking for.

1. Ages 23 to 29
2. MLB fan
3. NBA fan
4. College football fan
5. College basketball fan
6. NFL fan (there’s one girl who invited me to a Giants game since his dad is a season ticket holder but she’s ugly)
7. Likes going to Dunkin Donuts
8. Doesn’t bother me while I’m watching a playoff game
9. Petite
10. Cute
11. Nice attitude

That’s all I’m asking. :LOL:
Good luck
Type of lady I’m looking for.

1. Ages 23 to 29
2. MLB fan
3. NBA fan
4. College football fan
5. College basketball fan
6. NFL fan (there’s one girl who invited me to a Giants game since his dad is a season ticket holder but she’s ugly)
7. Likes going to Dunkin Donuts
8. Doesn’t bother me while I’m watching a playoff game
9. Petite
10. Cute
11. Nice attitude

That’s all I’m asking. :LOL:
w
 

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Sounds like you need a gay

Good luck

w
True- I find that most women who are heavily into sports are very masculine. A little team spirit is fine. Supports her man’s team. No problem.

But if she knows all the details and is an all around die hard fan; she also has a deep mainly aggressive yelling voice and perhaps an alcohol problem. No thank you.
 

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Men:
Bees - tries hard to improve, keeps the faith, optimistic
Roaches - gives up, anti social, cynical

Women:
Flowers - feminine and maximize what they were given, kind, hopeful, healthy mind
Weeds - poor dress and grooming, shallow, vain, cliqiush and judgemental etc.

A good BEE will always find a FLOWER.
It's just nature, folks.
Point of clarification, the bees that finds the flower is always female

Male bees have zero value in the hive. They basically eat and shit 24/7. One time every season there is an intense competition between the male bees to mate with the queen. The strongest male passes his DNA to the next generation. The rest of the males go back to eating and shitting. In the fall all the drones are kicked out of the hive and die from exposure.

Dont be a drone.
 
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