Advise Needed

[richardp2918]

let's list our odds predictions for fun

50%: she cancels or no shows
20%: she is there for the free dinner
15%: she is open to sugar baby, probably platonic
10%: she asks for $ to show up for dinner
5%: she tries some kind of scam
0%: you get any sex

25%: she cancels or no shows
25%: she is there for the free dinner
10%: she is open to sugar baby, probably platonic
3%: she asks for $ to show up for dinner
2%: she tries some kind of scam
5%: you get any sex (including SB or for pay)
====Added my own category===========
30%: catch all of ambiguous reasons...she feels obliged, she is curious, she wants mentorship or insights for her career, she thought he was interesting, she's just going with the flow.

 

[richardp2918]

Nothing in life is 100 or 0% probability !
That's the hope I'm clinging to .

The only certainty in life is death, taxes, and the lack of certainty.

 

[AutomaticSlim]

70% she's a no show
10% she shows, but brings a friend/sister/cousin with her
10% she shows up alone and is only interested in getting a job interview
5% she cannot describe a Taylor Series
3% she wants a SB/SD relationship
1% she shows up but is carrying a duffle bag filled with with dead pigeons
0.9% she actually likes him and has a nice dinner/conversation
0.1% he wakes up in the back alley of 98 Mott with a gaping hole where one of his kidneys used to be.

 

[Steyuki]

Maybe you should tell us where and when the dinner is taking place so we can back you up just in case you need help.

 

[rongetcha]

Maybe you should tell us where and when the dinner is taking place so we can back you up just in case you need help.

Or I can stream live updates

 

[richardp2918]

Or I can stream live updates

That would be fantastic! Imagine if you meet her and turns out she's a lovely sweet girl excited to meet an older gentleman. And then you tell her you're live streaming this date because all your buddies thought you were going to end up in an alley without a kidney, lol....and when she asks who your buddies are you say, "well it's a bunch of anonymous strangers reviewing and rating prostitutes for each other..." and at that point, you swing the phone around so dozens of whore mongers give her a friendly wave and we all get to see the look of shock and confusion on her face.

At that point, I will say the odds are 95% she runs out on you, 4% she stabs you in the face with a dinner knife, and 1% she's massively turned on and decides to blow you under the table.

In all seriousness, it might be funny if you told her that a friend said to watch out for your kidneys, that'll acknowledge the age difference and break any tension that might be there.

 

[rongetcha]

That would be fantastic! Imagine if you meet her and turns out she's a lovely sweet girl excited to meet an older gentleman. And then you tell her you're live streaming this date because all your buddies thought you were going to end up in an alley without a kidney, lol....and when she asks who your buddies are you say, "well it's a bunch of anonymous strangers reviewing and rating prostitutes for each other..." and at that point, you swing the phone around so dozens of whore mongers give her a friendly wave and we all get to see the look of shock and confusion on her face.

At that point, I will say the odds are 95% she runs out on you, 4% she stabs you in the face with a dinner knife, and 1% she's massively turned on and decides to blow you under the table.

In all seriousness, it might be funny if you told her that a friend said to watch out for your kidneys, that'll acknowledge the age difference and break any tension that might be there.

Or we can discuss the nuances of quadratic equations...

 

[richardp2918]

Or we can discuss the nuances of quadratic equations...

In which case, the odds of her stabbing you in the face will go to zero, the odds of her blowing you will also go to zero, but the odds of her stabbing herself in the face will be something over zero...

 

[nycdude]

Or I can stream live updates

Have you searched SA recently to see if she is there ? Several list ivy league education in their profile.

 

[rongetcha]

In which case, the odds of her stabbing you in the face will go to zero, the odds of her blowing you will also go to zero, but the odds of her stabbing herself in the face will be something over zero...

Haha ..trust me I'd be in way over my head. Standard Deviation is the limit of my math knowledge .

 

[richardp2918]

Haha ..trust me I'd be in way over my head. Standard Deviation is the limit of my math knowledge .

Haha, well I am being serious in asking for an update. Don't forget to tug one out before the date, you don't wanna walk around with a loaded gun!

 

[pocoloco51]

Yesterday I was minding my own business on a street corner when a very pretty Chinese girl on a Citibank came up to me and asked if I'd seen her iPhone which she had just lost. She looked like high school age. Felt bad for her so I helped her look for it as she was in a panic. She asked if she could use the find my iPhone app on my phone and I obliged but it didn't work. Then I called her number on my phone and someone who'd found it answered. He could hardly speak English but we worked it out to where he figured out where we were and returned her iPhone.

The girl was very grateful for my help and we spent next 10 min talking .
Turns out she finished grad school at Ivy League school for mathematics. As such very surprisingly she must be 22 or 23. Anyway I asked her to dinner and she said sure.

After she left we exchanged texts and set up dinner for this weekend. She sounds enthusiastic about it.

I see this as a golden opportunity to have a true civi as a possible sex partner. I'm 66 married and totally jaded since the only sex I've had the last 15 yrs is with girls I've paid , either providers or arrangements like on SA.

This is just a regular nice girl. I need advice or suggestions on how to navigate this. My goal is to be able to move this to where she's ok with being intimate even tho I'd never be a real boyfriend due to age difference and that I'm married ( my ring stays on). And I don't want to make any suggestions that lll help her financially unless that's a last resort.

The REAL question is... are you, or do you STRONGLY resemble, "George Clooney?"

If not... sorry, Gramps, it ain't gonna work.

Now, give her a "Werther's original," and tell her to be on her way!

 

[pocoloco51]

70% she's a no show
10% she shows, but brings a friend/sister/cousin with her
10% she shows up alone and is only interested in getting a job interview
5% she cannot describe a Taylor Series
3% she wants a SB/SD relationship
1% she shows up but is carrying a duffle bag filled with with dead pigeons
0.9% she actually likes him and has a nice dinner/conversation
0.1% he wakes up in the back alley of 98 Mott with a gaping hole where one of his kidneys used to be.

I'm betting on the "dead pigeons" outcome!

BTW, WTF is a "Taylor Series?"

 

[AutomaticSlim]

BTW, WTF is a "Taylor Series?"

"The Andy Griffith Show".
Waka waka!!!!

No, but seriously...
Something a Risk IT Director with a PhD in Math tried to explain to me and some of my team members on a contract I had a few years ago.
I had no idea what he was talking about.
And neither did anyone else.

 

[pocoloco51]

"The Andy Griffith Show".
Waka waka!!!!

No, but seriously...
Something a Risk IT Director with a PhD in Math tried to explain to me and some of my team members on a contract I had a few years ago.
I had no idea what he was talking about.
And neither did anyone else.

I was thinking it referred to eating a number of Taylor ham sandwiches in a row! (Jerseyites get it!)

 

[AutomaticSlim]

I was thinking it referred to eating a number of Taylor ham sandwiches in a row! (Jerseyites get it!)

Now that I would understand!
Me likey pork roll!

 

[bertie123]

Sorry
Native New Yorker here, some assume we’re assholes when it’s just cold pragmatism
Hey, you might begin a lovely civie relationship and more power to you BUT I would stay cautious
Have you checked out her social media accounts? Is she truly responsive on text messages? I would first put her through some tests before going forward with this.
good luck

I agree. do texting and other preferably public communications and see if she responds openly. is she an open book I guess is what I'm saying... but if shes 20 and you're 60,,well,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

[Peteny]

Sunday night . I'm an open book. I'll let you know all. The intent of this is to flush out all the angles and it's been great . In PM we call it due diligence.

What excuse did you give your wife to get out of the house on a Sunday night?
Home Depot is closed!

 

[Drjon7]

Next question -

If she says she wants money for sex,
how much are you willing to pay?
(I wouldn't get offended and walk.
I would have 10 yrs ago)

Since she's not a hot, major piece of ass,
(we would have heard if she was)
but doable, I'd pay $300 because she's young.
Maybe $400 if I was drinking.
Life is short and it's only $$.

 

[rongetcha]

What excuse did you give your wife to get out of the house on a Sunday night?
Home Depot is closed!

I've been going out on

Next question -

If she says she wants money for sex,
how much are you willing to pay?
(I wouldn't get offended and walk.
I would have 10 yrs ago)

Since she's not a hot, major piece of ass,
(we would have heard if she was)
but doable, I'd pay $300 because she's young.
Maybe $400 if I was drinking.
Life is short and it's only $$.

I'll play that one by ear .As a hardened SA pro that'll be easy sailing for me .