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Why is Everyone so crazy about Gloria at CP??

findinit

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With more than 25 years into this activity, Gloria is, IMHO, among the most physically perfect women I have ever seen. But in addition to that, I get an all-out 100% crazy GFE/PSE performance EVERY time. I have seen her about 8 times, and each session is better than the last. At one point in my last visit with her, she (likely faked) the greatest orgasm of all time, ending by sinking her nails into and pounding her fists onto my chest and screaming and then collapsing down on top of me in (again, likely faked) exhaustion. Like Meg Ryan's fake orgasm in When Harry Met Sally. And we were only halfway finished. I left literally almost unable to walk. I also couldn't take my shirt off for several days because I looked like I had been attacked by a lioness. Gloria comes AT you like a spider monkey, and she can take it like no other. I thought the bed was going to crash through the wall.

My 2 cents.
Well that answered my question.
 

thunderpebbles

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Fake orgasms are mildly entertaining, and the small effort to convey she at least does not completely detest you is welcome. Over-the-top screams, shuddering, nail scratching and punching is a total mood kill as you know she's just mocking you. Fuck that.
If that was a-mocking, then I’ll a-keep-on-knocking!! She can mock the fuck out of me all day long!! Mock my brains out!! Mock my socks off! Mock til I drop!! Mock all over my...uh...nah...too easy!!
 

thunderpebbles

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So I wonder if Gloria reads these posts, and if she can tell who wrote them.

We were in the same position this morning in which I sustained all the scratches on my chest and described what I did assume was a fake orgasm at my last visit. Again, I don’t really care if it was, I know I’m not special to her. But my God it makes for a great overall session.

Anyway, this time in the same position she said “Come...I come” and she literally exploded down there. Maybe she placed a little water balloon in her box or something but there was no denying a gusher of fluid. Then she gave me that amazing smile and headed up north and smothered that absolutely gorgeous little kitty right on top of my face. It was like she wanted me to know how wet she was and that she wasn’t faking.

It was another unbelievable session from start to finish. She is absolutely flawless. I am addicted.
 

Wayne1250

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Yes, she reads these posts, yes by the description of a session she can figure out who wrote it and even more, yes, she really loves all the detailed discussion in the public comment forum after the review, lol.
 

Ronin

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My worthless opinion on G’s IOP. From my experience, she has the ability to emotionally compartmentalize while allowing herself the ability to enjoy the experience physically. In other words, give her what she needs and you’ll be rewarded with orgasms. I’ve gotten bit, punched, and scratched. But I’ve also gotten “you tired baby?” lol.
 

Swiggen

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Yes, she reads these posts, yes by the description of a session she can figure out who wrote it and even more, yes, she really loves all the detailed discussion in the public comment forum after the review, lol.
How would you know she loves the public discussion if, as you’ve said before, she won’t see you?
 

Wayne1250

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Sarcasm, lol. I really don't know if she would not see me but I do know i heard reprocussions about posting things she didn't like. You see I don't hide behind a false name, so my posts are easily seen by all the girls. Sorry the sarcasm went over your head.
 

Swiggen

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Wayne said:
“I do know i heard reprocussions about posting things she didn't like.”

Your tone did not sound sarcastic but if the above is true, point taken. This would be consistent with CP not wanting reviews initially too? It’s a tricky balancing act for many providers between publicity and exposure imo.
Point also about anonymity: a double edged sword as well.
 

Wayne1250

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The problem with the written word is that the tone is determined by the reader. Thus the lol at the end of the post to infer it wasn't serious.
 

TheRiceGuy

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I would respectfully disagree, often times the writer actually shows their true intent subconsciously but can claim behind this or that. Not saying you specifically but in general. Often people feel like they do an adequate job “hiding” stuff but in reality it’s wide open, again not directly at you. Just cause I call someone a punkass lil bitch but then put jkjk, means it was really joking? Highly doubtful.
 

Swiggen

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The problem with the written word is that the tone is determined by the reader. Thus the lol at the end of the post to infer it wasn't serious.
Anytime you say the opposite of what you mean you introduce possible confusion (see post #33above)

If your opinion is “I have reason to believe she may not like being bantered about” why not a straight pitch rather than the curveball?
 

Wayne1250

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Hood
Anytime you say the opposite of what you mean you introduce possible confusion (see post #33above)

If your opinion is “I have reason to believe she may not like being bantered about” why not a straight pitch rather than the curveball?
Good point, the intent (especially if said not written) of sarcasm has more emphasis to the negative.

But it got missed. I should have said, and really for all girls, leave the detailed info out of the public comments after the reviews. Really, wasn't it so obviously wrong where the discussion was going?
 

the2015stud

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Saw her when it was old Bella. Got a bad ymmv experience. She might've had a bad or really long day. Doesn't matter. I Never went back as I had steady better options. I can understand why people go back. Just my experience and 2 cents
 

Mountaineer

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What makes her elite, and a 1st ballot hall of famer, is the combination of both beauty and highest sexual IQ.
There are many beautiful providers. There are many others with the sexual IQ to make a great connection.
There are very few blessed with best of both. Gloria has been, and continues to be, that dual talent.
 

vman1970

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She’s beautiful. Makes you feel amazing. Is a tremendous at what she is tasked to do. She never makes you feel like she doesn’t want you there.if done things with her I’ve never done with anyone else. She’s awesome
 
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