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Manted

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Messages: 395
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#61
Thats the part that makes me laugh. "Their superior writing skills". We're on a Asian Massage Parlor review site thats supposed to be used to share information about that hobby. But these guys dont even talk about the hobby. They are here to show how they can correct spelling errors and how great they are at being annoying.
Why this site? Seems so sad.[/QUOTE ]MV, I empathize with you but I believe that the best way to silence them is to ignore them
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Koujiao

Review Contributor
Messages: 1,008
Reviews: 15
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#63
M V, you can't win because anything you write here gives these trolls an oppurtunity to showcase what they believe to be their superior writing skills. Your feeding their distorted egos.
Actually superior intelligence, which shows up on a board like this as writing skills.
 

Koujiao

Review Contributor
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#64
Thats the part that makes me laugh. "Their superior writing skills". We're on a Asian Massage Parlor review site thats supposed to be used to share information about that hobby. But these guys dont even talk about the hobby. They are here to show how they can correct spelling errors and how great they are at being annoying.
Why this site? Seems so sad.
You spend a lot of time sad. No apologies here for not spending all of my time writing about how much money i need to pay in order to convince a girl to have sex.

Besides, you are an asshole. That makes it fun.
 

Massage Vet

Massagevet - The AMP Advisor - Spa Hunters Alumnus
Messages: 3,465
Reviews: 191
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#65
You spend a lot of time sad. No apologies here for not spending all of my time writing about how much money i need to pay in order to convince a girl to have sex.

Besides, you are an asshole. That makes it fun.
Jealous one's will always envy.
 

Massage Vet

Massagevet - The AMP Advisor - Spa Hunters Alumnus
Messages: 3,465
Reviews: 191
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#66
You spend a lot of time sad. No apologies here for not spending all of my time writing about how much money i need to pay in order to convince a girl to have sex.

Besides, you are an asshole. That makes it fun.
So if your not here, on a sex board, to talk about sex then why come here? You have zero value here, asshole.
 

Koujiao

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#67
I own you, just as before. I snap my fingers, you are there, just like Pavlov's dog, except I liked the dog.

And yeah, i'm envious that I don't need to pay for sex and you do.
 

Massage Vet

Massagevet - The AMP Advisor - Spa Hunters Alumnus
Messages: 3,465
Reviews: 191
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#68
I own you, just as before. I snap my fingers, you are there, just like Pavlov's dog, except I liked the dog.

And yeah, i'm envious that I don't need to pay for sex and you do.
If you dont pay for sex at amp's what is your reason for being here? Thats the point of the site. Im envious of a strange person that comes here to troll me on a site thats about paying for sex but the fag you are you come here to write clever insults and spell check. You have to be by far the fucking weirdest bipolar piece of shill shit in the world and im sure most here would agree.

Please do all of us hobbiest a favor and go find a site thats for bipolar bed pan changing broke ass weirdos that are intelegent writers and great spellers and dont have to pay amp girls for sex.
 

Massage Vet

Massagevet - The AMP Advisor - Spa Hunters Alumnus
Messages: 3,465
Reviews: 191
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#70
You spend a lot of time sad. No apologies here for not spending all of my time writing about how much money i need to pay in order to convince a girl to have sex.

Besides, you are an asshole. That makes it fun.
Enough!!! Sounds like you're having a lovers spat. You guys need to kiss and make up. This is getting boring.
As much as we are not fans of each other, im sure, even you can see the source of the problem here.
 

Dc46

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Messages: 1,505
Reviews: 29
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#72
I own you, just as before. I snap my fingers, you are there, just like Pavlov's dog, except I liked the dog.

And yeah, i'm envious that I don't need to pay for sex and you do.
You have six reviews? You didn’t pay when you went? You received free services during those six reviews?

I can’t see your reviews since you have them blocked.
 

Massage Vet

Massagevet - The AMP Advisor - Spa Hunters Alumnus
Messages: 3,465
Reviews: 191
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#73
You have six reviews? You didn’t pay when you went? You received free services during those six reviews?

I can’t see your reviews since you have them blocked.
I know, so pitiful, he hides his reviews. A few months ago he started hiding them. Someone PM'd me saying it was because one of the reviews he mentioned he prefers male massage therapist.
 

Koujiao

Review Contributor
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#75
You have six reviews? You didn’t pay when you went? You received free services during those six reviews?

I can’t see your reviews since you have them blocked.
I go to the MP for a massage, not sex. Sorry to damage your ego but anyone can pay for sex, it isn't an accomplishment, it is a transaction.
 

Massage Vet

Massagevet - The AMP Advisor - Spa Hunters Alumnus
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#77
I go to the MP for a massage, not sex. Sorry to damage your ego but anyone can pay for sex, it isn't an accomplishment, it is a transaction.
He goes to an MP for a massage by women who have been touching ding dongs all day and rub their hands all over him. Sounds about right. Then he gets dressed and leaves, lol. Atleast we fuck the girls. Then he comes on this site and talks about getting blown by guys.

Then wants to talk about anything other than women.

Anyone see a pattern here?

What a weirdo freak.
 

Colonellingus

Useless
Messages: 78
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#79
He never said you were

He never said @Koujiao was entertaining but you agree that you are entertaining because he said @Colonellingus was entertaining and both of those accounts are you. You dense shill.
Really.

Would you like to talk about Daisy and Amy and what a a trouble making stalker you have been for them for years?

I know all the players personally.

You are worth millions of dollars from a disability case, but you are still capable?

Recall how this conversation went several years ago on SH?

I do.

Let’s dance.

And bring your boys with you.
 

Massage Vet

Massagevet - The AMP Advisor - Spa Hunters Alumnus
Messages: 3,465
Reviews: 191
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#80
Really.

Would you like to talk about Daisy and Amy and what a a trouble making stalker you have been for them for years?

I know all the players personally.

You are worth millions of dollars from a disability case, but you are still capable?

Recall how this conversation went several years ago on SH?

I do.

Let’s dance.

And bring your boys with you.
Lol, thanks for adding me to your follow list. I know you love to troll me.

First of all I think you mean Susan NOT Amy. Amy is my close friend and business partner for 15 years.

Second of all Daisy was my live in whore for 6 months and she knowingly did BBFS with me when she was not so fresh.

Thirdly, you know what people gossip about. You have no inside information to this hobby. Just a wanna be bed pan changing bipolar broke ass chump that went to the amps about 10 times 7 years ago.

Lastly, go logout and log back in as kouijao.
 
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