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Massage Vet

Massagevet - The AMP Advisor - Spa Hunters Alumnus
Messages: 3,463
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#21
Hello, Koujiao.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

I am the real Colonellingus from Spahunters.

I completely agree with what you have said.

I had advocated for years on SH, and I wrote very explicit accounts of my activities in "The Colonel's Adventures or My AMP Plague Journal" blog, is that one should never connect an explicit act to a specific girl or place in any review or experience.

I have a tale of being in a raid.

...it's...

...interesting...


I find it intriguing that MV thinks that you are me here lol.

Apparently MV has chosen this particular rock to hide under, snipe at contributing members all the while continuing to cause trouble for popular places simply because he can't get what he wants there.

The polar opposite of GARVIN_FRED

Much like GDTRFB895.

Or POKLER.

Never as entertaining as ARIESGUY.

Hey, MASSAGEVET. You remember me lol.

I'm sure you do.

I'm back.

Bitch

In case there is any doubt...

Because It's Finger Lickin' Good

Yours In Christ,

CL
Anyone here that wants to believe that @Koujiao and @Colonellingus are not the same Bipolar loser can go right ahead and be that naive.

I started calling him out on it as early as march 6th and then I called him out on it again on Sunday.

Low and behold the Colonellingus accout was created on Monday morning.

Then he tries to point the Koujiao account at others like @Koondog who we all know from SH and is 100 percent not him.

You guys got a better chance at winning the powerball jackpot then this coincident happening.

Its the same bipolar, bisexual, bed pane changing, broke ass, lonely guy loser.

If you guys want to believe its not then good luck with fooling yourselves.
 

Massage Vet

Massagevet - The AMP Advisor - Spa Hunters Alumnus
Messages: 3,463
Reviews: 191
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#22
Not to mention that @Koujiao and @Colonellingus mean the exact same thing.

Koujiao meaning: Oral sex, sometimes referred to as oral intercourse, is sexual activity involving the stimulation of the genitalia of a person by another person using the mouth or throat. Cunnilingus is oral sex performed on female genitals, while fellatio is oral sex performed on a penis.

Colonellingus = Cunnilingus
Because its finger licking good.

Its the same weirdo. Anyone who doesnt see it, just doesnt want to see it.
 

East Lake II

Review Contributor
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Reviews: 90
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#23
so did you guys join premium or something or maybe laying low cause you think a raid is coming or just bored with this site and the losers like me that are on it. more reviews for toms river and area are needed unless there is nothing left to say, after all how much is there anyway ?
You said it, ...there is nothing left to say, after all how much is there anyway?
 

Colonellingus

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#24
Not to mention that @Koujiao and @Colonellingus mean the exact same thing.

Koujiao meaning: Oral sex, sometimes referred to as oral intercourse, is sexual activity involving the stimulation of the genitalia of a person by another person using the mouth or throat. Cunnilingus is oral sex performed on female genitals, while fellatio is oral sex performed on a penis.

Colonellingus = Cunnilingus
Because its finger licking good.

Its the same weirdo. Anyone who doesnt see it, just doesnt want to see it.
You are, as usual very confused.

KJ ain't me.

I WANT you and KOON and all the others to know that I am, indeed me.

Is POKLER on here? Nah, he's into Russians that hate him.

I know the mere fact I am here is intolerable to all of you.

Remember Mandarin 101?

Nimen bu shi wan wo.

Ni wangle?

Mingbai?

I know what I know and I won't deny what I know.

I'll see you all on the inner planes.

CL
 

Colonellingus

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#25
Anyone here that wants to believe that @Koujiao and @Colonellingus are not the same Bipolar loser can go right ahead and be that naive.

I started calling him out on it as early as march 6th and then I called him out on it again on Sunday.

Low and behold the Colonellingus accout was created on Monday morning.

Then he tries to point the Koujiao account at others like @Koondog who we all know from SH and is 100 percent not him.

You guys got a better chance at winning the powerball jackpot then this coincident happening.

Its the same bipolar, bisexual, bed pane changing, broke ass, lonely guy loser.

If you guys want to believe its not then good luck with fooling yourselves.
"There's letters seal'd, and my two schoolfellows,
Whom I will trust as I will adders fang'd—
They bear the mandate, they must sweep my way
And marshal me to knavery. Let it work;
For 'tis the sport to have the engineer
Hoist with his own petard, an't shall go hard
But I will delve one yard below their mines
And blow them at the moon."
Hamlet Act 3, scene 4, 202–209

"Away! you are an ass, you are an ass. DOGBERRY Dost thou not suspect my place? dost thou not suspect my years? O that he were here to write me down an ass! But, masters, remember that I am an ass; though it be not written down, yet forget not that I am an ass. No, thou villain, thou art full of piety, as shall be proved upon thee by good witness."
Much Ado About Nothing


Thanks for amply proving my point, MV.
 

Massage Vet

Massagevet - The AMP Advisor - Spa Hunters Alumnus
Messages: 3,463
Reviews: 191
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#26
"There's letters seal'd, and my two schoolfellows,
Whom I will trust as I will adders fang'd—
They bear the mandate, they must sweep my way
And marshal me to knavery. Let it work;
For 'tis the sport to have the engineer
Hoist with his own petard, an't shall go hard
But I will delve one yard below their mines
And blow them at the moon."
Hamlet Act 3, scene 4, 202–209

"Away! you are an ass, you are an ass. DOGBERRY Dost thou not suspect my place? dost thou not suspect my years? O that he were here to write me down an ass! But, masters, remember that I am an ass; though it be not written down, yet forget not that I am an ass. No, thou villain, thou art full of piety, as shall be proved upon thee by good witness."
Much Ado About Nothing


Thanks for amply proving my point, MV.
Im sure you will both be happy together. Have a nice life. Lol
 

Koujiao

Review Contributor
Messages: 1,003
Reviews: 15
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#29
Anyone here that wants to believe that @Koujiao and @Colonellingus are not the same Bipolar loser can go right ahead and be that naive.

I started calling him out on it as early as march 6th and then I called him out on it again on Sunday.

Low and behold the Colonellingus accout was created on Monday morning.

Then he tries to point the Koujiao account at others like @Koondog who we all know from SH and is 100 percent not him.

You guys got a better chance at winning the powerball jackpot then this coincident happening.

Its the same bipolar, bisexual, bed pane changing, broke ass, lonely guy loser.

If you guys want to believe its not then good luck with fooling yourselves.

You didn't call anything out. You barebacked a girl after she said no, was bragging about it, until i pointed out what you did and what that makes you. Since then you tried to change the story.

The reason she never said anything when you violated her request was that she was face down, you got her drunk, and she never felt you enter. Little dick, big watch.
 

Koujiao

Review Contributor
Messages: 1,003
Reviews: 15
Joined
#30
Hello, Koujiao.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

I am the real Colonellingus from Spahunters.

I completely agree with what you have said.

I had advocated for years on SH, and I wrote very explicit accounts of my activities in "The Colonel's Adventures or My AMP Plague Journal" blog, is that one should never connect an explicit act to a specific girl or place in any review or experience.

I have a tale of being in a raid.

...it's...

...interesting...


I find it intriguing that MV thinks that you are me here lol.

Apparently MV has chosen this particular rock to hide under, snipe at contributing members all the while continuing to cause trouble for popular places simply because he can't get what he wants there.

The polar opposite of GARVIN_FRED

Much like GDTRFB895.

Or POKLER.

Never as entertaining as ARIESGUY.

Hey, MASSAGEVET. You remember me lol.

I'm sure you do.

I'm back.

Bitch

In case there is any doubt...

Because It's Finger Lickin' Good

Yours In Christ,

CL
Massage Vet is a piss ant who inflates everything about himself. And he is a member of the bill cosby school of romantic seduction techniques.
 

Massage Vet

Massagevet - The AMP Advisor - Spa Hunters Alumnus
Messages: 3,463
Reviews: 191
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#31
Massage Vet is a piss ant who inflates everything about himself. And he is a member of the bill cosby school of romantic seduction techniques.
Bipolar weirdo/weirdos with computer muscles that come to a AMP review board to troll guys who are here to enjoy this hobby.

What an exciting life to live.

Enjoy! Lol
 

Massage Vet

Massagevet - The AMP Advisor - Spa Hunters Alumnus
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#35
No surprise that KOONDOG is your only fan lol. Bipolar? You finally look in the mirror lol
Start a new thread and name it colonelanus vs massage vet.
Have others comment on who offers more to this amp review board, when it comes to this hobby, and not who offers more in the way of bipolar worthless comments and trying to put others down and talk about the 10 spa visits you made 7 years ago over and over and over.

Then we can see how many "fans" colenelanus has here and how many fans massage vet has here.

Go ahead, I dare you.
 

Massage Vet

Massagevet - The AMP Advisor - Spa Hunters Alumnus
Messages: 3,463
Reviews: 191
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#36
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No surprise that KOONDOG is your only fan lol. Bipolar? You finally look in the mirror lol
Oh and how did you know I was talking to you? I didnt quote you. I quoted koujiao. Oh yeah, thats right. Your the same person with two bipolar, scorpion, accounts. So special you are. Loser.
 

J n J

Review Contributor
Messages: 524
Reviews: 43
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#37
Colonellingus ( if that's really you) glad to see you even though you were a major pain in the ass you were always fun to spar with. I still think you made up most if not all of your "adventures" and enjoyed playing the devil's advocate. Maybe you'll add some life to this site.
 

Koujiao

Review Contributor
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Reviews: 15
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#38
Start a new thread and name it colonelanus vs massage vet.
Have others comment on who offers more to this amp review board, when it comes to this hobby, and not who offers more in the way of bipolar worthless comments and trying to put others down and talk about the 10 spa visits you made 7 years ago over and over and over.

Then we can see how many "fans" colenelanus has here and how many fans massage vet has here.

Go ahead, I dare you.
He said 'I dare you'. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 

Koujiao

Review Contributor
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Reviews: 15
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#39
Hello, Koujiao.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

I am the real Colonellingus from Spahunters.

I completely agree with what you have said.

I had advocated for years on SH, and I wrote very explicit accounts of my activities in "The Colonel's Adventures or My AMP Plague Journal" blog, is that one should never connect an explicit act to a specific girl or place in any review or experience.

I have a tale of being in a raid.

...it's...

...interesting...


I find it intriguing that MV thinks that you are me here lol.

Apparently MV has chosen this particular rock to hide under, snipe at contributing members all the while continuing to cause trouble for popular places simply because he can't get what he wants there.

The polar opposite of GARVIN_FRED

Much like GDTRFB895.

Or POKLER.

Never as entertaining as ARIESGUY.

Hey, MASSAGEVET. You remember me lol.

I'm sure you do.

I'm back.

Bitch

In case there is any doubt...

Because It's Finger Lickin' Good

Yours In Christ,

CL
Massage Vet has a limited imagination, and that is his strength. I like playing with him.
 

Koujiao

Review Contributor
Messages: 1,003
Reviews: 15
Joined
#40
Start a new thread and name it colonelanus vs massage vet.
Have others comment on who offers more to this amp review board, when it comes to this hobby, and not who offers more in the way of bipolar worthless comments and trying to put others down and talk about the 10 spa visits you made 7 years ago over and over and over.

Then we can see how many "fans" colenelanus has here and how many fans massage vet has here.

Go ahead, I dare you.
Hahaha....what a child would say....I dare you.

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