Do you guys ever wonder about how sanitary those hot towels are?
I mean what are the chances these places do laundry often and use a fresh clean towel to wipe you off with?
In my head I'm picturing providers pulling these towels from a pot filled with a vile opalescent mixture of hot water, oil, male sweat, semen, pubic hair and a dab of laundry detergent.
After cleaning you up, I imagine the towel being plopped back into the pot for the next monger.
I always cringe when the provider is rubbing a crusty towel all over my body.
Not a germaphobe, but man.... this really tests my ability to repress thoughts.
I mean what are the chances these places do laundry often and use a fresh clean towel to wipe you off with?
In my head I'm picturing providers pulling these towels from a pot filled with a vile opalescent mixture of hot water, oil, male sweat, semen, pubic hair and a dab of laundry detergent.
After cleaning you up, I imagine the towel being plopped back into the pot for the next monger.
I always cringe when the provider is rubbing a crusty towel all over my body.
Not a germaphobe, but man.... this really tests my ability to repress thoughts.