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Stuff that happens in this hobby.

livinthedream

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Another thing I find fascinating about providers is, why is it when one of them is on her period, she finds it necessary to pull her panties down and show you. It’s not enough she tells you, she has to prove it.
Same. I had a FS AMP girl pull down her panties and show me her bloody pad, cuz she said no boom boom today.
 

mikemendez

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Something else that obviously occurs is, providers interact amongst each other, even with girls in other shops. I found this out early on, I tend not to speak of another girl to a provider and they do ask, yet all the while they talk about us as we do them, it’s been to my advantage for the most part, since a new to me has been informed, she’s down for extras beyond standard without much prompting. I called my ATF mid week, she informed me she was heading out of state for a week, she asked if I wanted a massage, this being a foot reflexology shop mostly staffed with legit’s, for me to go to her shop, ask for a specific girl she mentioned, I figured sure why not, I’ll at least get a rub and maybe a tug, I arrived, got prepared in the room, this standby provider walks in and tells me “no problem I do for you”, she takes off all her clothes and gives me a very nice FS session.
 

casualplayer

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Another thing I find fascinating about providers is, why is it when one of them is on her period, she finds it necessary to pull her panties down and show you. It’s not enough she tells you, she has to prove it.
I've ran into this many times - they need to prove it because many have been busted by us finding out they aren't but don't want to do FS and that's an excuse. Maybe they also think they will get a better tip for some reason..
 

mikemendez

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TOFTT/NEXT UP:

I’ve sat in the front lobby with providers, a customer walks in and accepts next up without question. Then I read the review, complaining about every single detail. I understand both TOFTT and Next Up, I don’t understand why guys go through a session with a provider not to their liking.
 

mikemendez

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I’ve suggested or recommended a provider on more than one occasion to other local guys, they report back saying they stopped by only to get a different girl or next up, “why didn’t you request her” I ask. I guess they assumed she would be waiting on them. One guy told me next up said the girl I recommended told him she was busy or some other lie, “why didn’t you bounce or wait on her? Herein is a huge advantage of having providers contact information. You text of your desire to visit, if she’s busy at the moment you’ll know immediately and can arrive as she finishing up or as I like to say “wave you in.”
 

casualplayer

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Then to them I say fuck them. Sorry you have them in you family - we are not talking about that here. Those are your useless kids I'm sure - we all have them. I have 2. So what. Mike is talking about grown ass men that pussy out. Big difference.
 

casualplayer

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Hey, Mike - I had one just today Wechat me a photo of her nasty period evidence. Said she had to back to NY to rest. WTF Really? I'm in Philly as you know.
 

casualplayer

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Here's one - As soon as you get close to all the girls in the shop and know the owner all of a sudden the nice things stop. You would think that it would be a benefit to be in this position. Wrong. So tonight - I get asked as I'm at one shop to take a bag of medicine to the other shop 15 min away to a girl. No problem I say. I get to the the other shop and said girl is waiting on the sidewalk. I'm thinking cool. she is just gonna grab a bag so I don't have to park. She jumps in my car and say Chinatown - catch bus at 4:00. It's 3:20 and rush hour is upon us!! I made it on time but Christ - warning would have been nice. The closer we get the more we get taken advantage of. Moral of this story. I have MANY more but they are all the same......
 

mikemendez

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Monger/Hobbyist things that happen, I receive PMs asking “where can I find a provider that will accommodate X, Y and Z. My response is “you can get it from the girls you’re currently visiting.” Given you visit often, she’s pretty familiar and comfortable with you. “But mike, she doesn’t offer anything more than R&T”, I’m like “did you tell her you want more than standard? If I said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times, “don’t follow the amp script or don’t let R&T providers dictate the session”, once you lay face down, get the massage, all the while waiting for her to offer more, chances are, nothing more than standard will occur.
 

mikemendez

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Some guys have no control in their lives. Work, wife, kids etc. They go to an AMP and see a girl and rip her to shreds. These types tend to go to McDonalds and complain to the 17 year old in charge that the place is a disgrace. I have two of these in my family. I’ve been asked by one of them which parlor should I go to...I never send him to someone I know. These types also get banned from Supermarkets, car washes etc. Yes, the one in my family has accomplished those benchmarks. You carry too much hate and you become a bitter hateful prick.
Hence my hesitation to share certain girls, I openly share the local providers to some extent, the special girls, not so much.
 

mikemendez

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A rather new to Houston R&T provider I’ve shared has an incredible extra menu, I’ve even shared with a few guys the secret “handshake”, yet they still can’t seem to experience more than a tug, I’m like “WTF? I’m convinced most R&T providers will do more, yet, I don’t or haven’t read or heard guys getting more. Why?
 

casualplayer

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A rather new to Houston R&T provider I’ve shared has an incredible extra menu, I’ve even shared with a few guys the secret “handshake”, yet they still can’t seem to experience more than a tug, I’m like “WTF? I’m convinced most R&T providers will do more, yet, I don’t or haven’t read or heard guys getting more. Why?
Because we like to protect what we may find to be out of the norm. May PM but that it. Much does not belong on here.
 

xxxooz

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Monger/Hobbyist things that happen, I receive PMs asking “where can I find a provider that will accommodate X, Y and Z. My response is “you can get it from the girls you’re currently visiting.” Given you visit often, she’s pretty familiar and comfortable with you. “But mike, she doesn’t offer anything more than R&T”, I’m like “did you tell her you want more than standard? If I said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times, “don’t follow the amp script or don’t let R&T providers dictate the session”, once you lay face down, get the massage, all the while waiting for her to offer more, chances are, nothing more than standard will occur.
"...I’ve said it a thousand times, “don’t follow the amp script or don’t let R&T providers dictate the session”, once you lay face down, get the massage, all the while waiting for her to offer more, chances are, nothing more than standard will occur..."

.... Truer words have never been spoken Mike...once you assume the position face down the Provider is in charge... when I figured this out my whole world changed ... greet the girl sitting up with a nice hug and a kiss on the cheek and it's game on, even with a new provider...
...try it...it works...LOL..
Xooz
 
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