Decided to go to Roosevelt Avenue to get a haircut and check out the talent, kill 2 birds with one stone. Spotted 2 young & chunky chicks (just the way I like em) in front of Total Wireless 82nd Street, told them I would be back, got my haircut across the street at Roberts Haircuts btw great spot on the 2nd floor.
Anyway I got back the original 2 were not there, but there were 4 now, all youngish (much younger than typical granny on Rosie), and I picked one of them slightly curvy with big boobs. Asked the price they told me $60, so she rushes me into a stall and tries to get me to undress right away. But I ask I just want to confirm $60 for everything?! She is like no that is just for the massage, and is being very evasive. So I ask again how much for everything ?
She whips out a calculator and punches in $180, I am like WTF, I walk out so fast…and she doesn’t try to stop me too hard… For that price I can get full hour at a spa with TS, real massage and 30 mins of fun and be treated like a king,, not a P&D place shit hole that will rush me out in 15 mins, that comes out to like $600/hr, F that..The girls are cute but I not paying that for so short of a time…I guess it’s a long holiday weekend, and the muchachos are out with bank to spend…Maybe I try again during the week on a slow time…
I head to another spot 88th in front of Mariscos Submarino, I pick a milf with red hair and a bob haircut, big boobs, not bad looking…Tells me her name is Eilleen or Arlene (hard to tell she had such a thick accent)I show her $70 on the calculator for everything and she agrees. Get down to to it brief cbj, I ask to suck more, she is like why?? Get down to pound town and literally it hasn’t been 5 mins since I been in that cubicle and she asking me how come I haven’t finished and that 20 mins has passed already. I had it, I jump up and rip off the condom and start getting dressed, she offers me HJ, no thanks keep your pitiful HJ I am going somewhere else. If they want to play I will play, next time I will legit put a timer on my phone…
So I head to 102-103rd, about 5 girls out, I pick one in front with big boobs. This time I want to make it clear how long I am getting and how much I am paying, we going back and forth on google translate for like 10 mins, finally we come to agreement. I can hear other muchachos in other stalls moaning and groaning, they are loud AF and my girl chuckles…Place is a bigger shithole than the 82 and 88nd street makes those places look like Shangri Spa. No AC, and it is hot AF. She takes the mask off and I sort of not as good looking as I thought, she is a GILF. After awhile I am sweating my ass off, dripping sweat, I start to get the granny pussy smell, I think she is having a better time than me so I just ask for the HJ, and finish myself off while playing and sucking on her tits which was her only redeeming quality. Tells me her is Anna. Not a good day on Roosevelt Ave for me fellas.