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Roosevelt Avenue Recon
- Thread starter Boats-N-Hoes
- Start date
Decided to go to Roosevelt Avenue to get a haircut and check out the talent, kill 2 birds with one stone. Spotted 2 young & chunky chicks (just the way I like em) in front of Total Wireless 82nd Street, told them I would be back, got my haircut across the street at Roberts Haircuts btw great spot on the 2nd floor.
Anyway I got back the original 2 were not there, but there were 4 now, all youngish (much younger than typical granny on Rosie), and I picked one of them slightly curvy with big boobs. Asked the price they told me $60, so she rushes me into a stall and tries to get me to undress right away. But I ask I just want to confirm $60 for everything?! She is like no that is just for the massage, and is being very evasive. So I ask again how much for everything ?
She whips out a calculator and punches in $180, I am like WTF, I walk out so fast…and she doesn’t try to stop me too hard… For that price I can get full hour at a spa with TS, real massage and 30 mins of fun and be treated like a king,, not a P&D place shit hole that will rush me out in 15 mins, that comes out to like $600/hr, F that..The girls are cute but I not paying that for so short of a time…I guess it’s a long holiday weekend, and the muchachos are out with bank to spend…Maybe I try again during the week on a slow time…
I head to another spot 88th in front of Mariscos Submarino, I pick a milf with red hair and a bob haircut, big boobs, not bad looking…Tells me her name is Eilleen or Arlene (hard to tell she had such a thick accent)I show her $70 on the calculator for everything and she agrees. Get down to to it brief cbj, I ask to suck more, she is like why?? Get down to pound town and literally it hasn’t been 5 mins since I been in that cubicle and she asking me how come I haven’t finished and that 20 mins has passed already. I had it, I jump up and rip off the condom and start getting dressed, she offers me HJ, no thanks keep your pitiful HJ I am going somewhere else. If they want to play I will play, next time I will legit put a timer on my phone…
So I head to 102-103rd, about 5 girls out, I pick one in front with big boobs. This time I want to make it clear how long I am getting and how much I am paying, we going back and forth on google translate for like 10 mins, finally we come to agreement. I can hear other muchachos in other stalls moaning and groaning, they are loud AF and my girl chuckles…Place is a bigger shithole than the 82 and 88nd street makes those places look like Shangri Spa. No AC, and it is hot AF. She takes the mask off and I sort of not as good looking as I thought, she is a GILF. After awhile I am sweating my ass off, dripping sweat, I start to get the granny pussy smell, I think she is having a better time than me so I just ask for the HJ, and finish myself off while playing and sucking on her tits which was her only redeeming quality. Tells me her is Anna. Not a good day on Roosevelt Ave for me fellas.
Anyway I got back the original 2 were not there, but there were 4 now, all youngish (much younger than typical granny on Rosie), and I picked one of them slightly curvy with big boobs. Asked the price they told me $60, so she rushes me into a stall and tries to get me to undress right away. But I ask I just want to confirm $60 for everything?! She is like no that is just for the massage, and is being very evasive. So I ask again how much for everything ?
She whips out a calculator and punches in $180, I am like WTF, I walk out so fast…and she doesn’t try to stop me too hard… For that price I can get full hour at a spa with TS, real massage and 30 mins of fun and be treated like a king,, not a P&D place shit hole that will rush me out in 15 mins, that comes out to like $600/hr, F that..The girls are cute but I not paying that for so short of a time…I guess it’s a long holiday weekend, and the muchachos are out with bank to spend…Maybe I try again during the week on a slow time…
I head to another spot 88th in front of Mariscos Submarino, I pick a milf with red hair and a bob haircut, big boobs, not bad looking…Tells me her name is Eilleen or Arlene (hard to tell she had such a thick accent)I show her $70 on the calculator for everything and she agrees. Get down to to it brief cbj, I ask to suck more, she is like why?? Get down to pound town and literally it hasn’t been 5 mins since I been in that cubicle and she asking me how come I haven’t finished and that 20 mins has passed already. I had it, I jump up and rip off the condom and start getting dressed, she offers me HJ, no thanks keep your pitiful HJ I am going somewhere else. If they want to play I will play, next time I will legit put a timer on my phone…
So I head to 102-103rd, about 5 girls out, I pick one in front with big boobs. This time I want to make it clear how long I am getting and how much I am paying, we going back and forth on google translate for like 10 mins, finally we come to agreement. I can hear other muchachos in other stalls moaning and groaning, they are loud AF and my girl chuckles…Place is a bigger shithole than the 82 and 88nd street makes those places look like Shangri Spa. No AC, and it is hot AF. She takes the mask off and I sort of not as good looking as I thought, she is a GILF. After awhile I am sweating my ass off, dripping sweat, I start to get the granny pussy smell, I think she is having a better time than me so I just ask for the HJ, and finish myself off while playing and sucking on her tits which was her only redeeming quality. Tells me her is Anna. Not a good day on Roosevelt Ave for me fellas.
Doing Recon on Roosy this morning: 88st is ACTIVEEE. Front of Mariscos El Submarino has two active provider, one lady with a bob cut, glasses, sun dress on, another lady with these massive jugs, the one with big titties is turning over guys every 10-15mins. In a span of 30 mins she’s seen 3 diff Mexican dudes (don’t ask me how I know they’re Mexican).
Across the street in front of La Rosa there’s two other ladies in skirts, also active but not as much as the ladies across the street from them.
Heading over to 103rd. Brb
Across the street in front of La Rosa there’s two other ladies in skirts, also active but not as much as the ladies across the street from them.
Heading over to 103rd. Brb
Did anyone catch the fight on 76th st today around 3 pm? It must have gone on for 15 minutes, traffic was backed up until 78th st
When I got to 76th they were still going, it was 4 against one but only one of the four really wanted to fight, when he tied him up
his three friends got in some good shots. I first thought it was shoplifting but the four guys looked like restaurant workers, so I guess it was a robbery.
they were trying to get into the guy's pockets, which they eventually did, and over a blue backpack which they were really struggling over, when someone said
there was a gun in there, I went down the block behind a van. At one point they got the guy down, and one of the little guys soccer kicked him square
in the face. Best shot of the fight. The guy then calmly picked up his wallet and stuff which was scattered over the street and went on his way.
Then, 6 police cars come when it was all over. Everyone had pics which the police looked at, and went looking for him and I hit the subway
When I got to 76th they were still going, it was 4 against one but only one of the four really wanted to fight, when he tied him up
his three friends got in some good shots. I first thought it was shoplifting but the four guys looked like restaurant workers, so I guess it was a robbery.
they were trying to get into the guy's pockets, which they eventually did, and over a blue backpack which they were really struggling over, when someone said
there was a gun in there, I went down the block behind a van. At one point they got the guy down, and one of the little guys soccer kicked him square
in the face. Best shot of the fight. The guy then calmly picked up his wallet and stuff which was scattered over the street and went on his way.
Then, 6 police cars come when it was all over. Everyone had pics which the police looked at, and went looking for him and I hit the subway