Is this the same Eve they have listed as coming soon: https://www.nycvipspot.com/
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Review: VIP Eve, A Pareto Optimum
- Thread starter BrettKavanaugh
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I don't think anyone was saying this was Eevee. It would seem likely that the Eve I reviewed last year will be the same one that VIP is advertising now.
I mean, you may be right in terms of official guidelines, but it seems this is not a case of bumping a review of a girl that's gone with the wind and asking "where is she?" If she's coming back, it seems relevant and a net positive for all the hungry wolves out there. After all, in my trademark self-aggrandizing style, this was the best Eve review. These days I for one don't go to the discussion board much anyway.
All that said, who knows if she'll really come back. Today it looks like the "Eve" label has been deleted from her picture. I wonder if there's any meaning in that.
Hoot hoot.
I mean, you may be right in terms of official guidelines, but it seems this is not a case of bumping a review of a girl that's gone with the wind and asking "where is she?" If she's coming back, it seems relevant and a net positive for all the hungry wolves out there. After all, in my trademark self-aggrandizing style, this was the best Eve review. These days I for one don't go to the discussion board much anyway.
All that said, who knows if she'll really come back. Today it looks like the "Eve" label has been deleted from her picture. I wonder if there's any meaning in that.
Hoot hoot.
Sounds like the old Aztec Two Step - is this you :
“Is this the same Eve they have listed as coming soon: https://www.nycvipspot.com/“
That’s you asking the question yes? The answer is no: it’s not the same Eve
“Is this the same Eve they have listed as coming soon: https://www.nycvipspot.com/“
That’s you asking the question yes? The answer is no: it’s not the same Eve
But you CAN! That's the whole point. It seems she's back "soon". Thx to @bsuga11 for pointing this out, as I dont check the vip site regularly.
Hoot hoot.
As for this Eevee pickle, let's go over this one more time.
This review is about Eve. Who worked at VIP last year, and seems to be returning, as it is the same house, same name, and same pictures. Hence we can say it is the same Eve.
Wackadoo, and only Wackadoo, keeps reminding us that Eve is not Eevee. Which was never a question, but is of course technically correct. Just as it is also true Eve is not Yves St Laurent, and Eve is not Mt Everest, and Eve is not the song "Some Enchanted Evening".
Wackadoo has his moments of eloquence and insight (see his recent lovely farewell review of Michelle, for example), and we should all thank him for his service to our country, so I no longer enjoy pointing this out, but every now and then he has episodes such as this which remind me of HAL at the end of 2001 and he seems to get.... stuck.
Two women, both Korean sex workers, similar names. One has more letters and an extra syllable, and implants, and better English, and a better ass-waist ratio and has never worked VIP as far as we know.
The other is younger, with beautiful large naturals, and at least as of a year ago, offered charming enthusiastic fresh service....and was one of the few young'uns I've ever really "clicked" with. Also, the pic with her arms over her head is pretty legit. Others are glammed/filtered.
FWIW, in an Eve vs Eevee smackdown I pick Eve without hesitation, but Eevee has her strong points, so some may prefer Eevee. And think of the headline if you EVEntually see both and decide they are about.....even.
Hoot hoot.
As for this Eevee pickle, let's go over this one more time.
This review is about Eve. Who worked at VIP last year, and seems to be returning, as it is the same house, same name, and same pictures. Hence we can say it is the same Eve.
Wackadoo, and only Wackadoo, keeps reminding us that Eve is not Eevee. Which was never a question, but is of course technically correct. Just as it is also true Eve is not Yves St Laurent, and Eve is not Mt Everest, and Eve is not the song "Some Enchanted Evening".
Wackadoo has his moments of eloquence and insight (see his recent lovely farewell review of Michelle, for example), and we should all thank him for his service to our country, so I no longer enjoy pointing this out, but every now and then he has episodes such as this which remind me of HAL at the end of 2001 and he seems to get.... stuck.
Two women, both Korean sex workers, similar names. One has more letters and an extra syllable, and implants, and better English, and a better ass-waist ratio and has never worked VIP as far as we know.
The other is younger, with beautiful large naturals, and at least as of a year ago, offered charming enthusiastic fresh service....and was one of the few young'uns I've ever really "clicked" with. Also, the pic with her arms over her head is pretty legit. Others are glammed/filtered.
FWIW, in an Eve vs Eevee smackdown I pick Eve without hesitation, but Eevee has her strong points, so some may prefer Eevee. And think of the headline if you EVEntually see both and decide they are about.....even.
I see we had a new Pareto from Wemby on Friday:
28 points, 13 rebounds, 7 assists, 5 blocks, and 5 three-pointers made.
(Nobody has even had 25-10-5-5-5 before)!
https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/01/sport/victor-wembanyama-history-spurs-thunder-nba-spt-intl/index.html
So to review the concept: Eve is not #1 in anything.
But I've never met anybody is better or equal in all categories, with
Bigger Firmer NATURAL Tits - Better Access to Tits - Better Kisser - Cuter - Trimmer - Younger (In my case "younger" isn't always better, but for most of youz it is)
Though since I've met a girl or two since this review, I scanned my internal rolodex to see if anyone has met those Eve criteria. And I settled on RS8 Aria is pretty close! Which is weird because stylistically they were wildly different. But ultimately Aria doesn't clear in all the Eve metrics, so both Eve and Aria can be Pareto. Aria has fantastic large natural tits, but Eve gets an better rating because hers are firmer and might be bigger. (If I add an English category Aria is on her own. Whereupon I'll also note recently JamieDD at KG was close with English/tits (even better tits!)/kissing, but not as young or trim - but not at all old or fat! And there was that tattooed Myla/Rolyat, recently, not as young as Aria/Eve, but ranking highly in the other metrics. You know, for all the grousing about lack of talent, I feel incredibly fortunate to live in a time and place where I can penetrate all of these lovely women and maul all of their beautiful enormous boobies).
BTW, speaking of my silly basketball analogies, I'm happy to report my hooker rating framework is going mainstream......
https://ampreviews.net/index.php?th...the-athletic-and-is-stealing-my-stuff.189100/
28 points, 13 rebounds, 7 assists, 5 blocks, and 5 three-pointers made.
(Nobody has even had 25-10-5-5-5 before)!
https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/01/sport/victor-wembanyama-history-spurs-thunder-nba-spt-intl/index.html
So to review the concept: Eve is not #1 in anything.
But I've never met anybody is better or equal in all categories, with
Bigger Firmer NATURAL Tits - Better Access to Tits - Better Kisser - Cuter - Trimmer - Younger (In my case "younger" isn't always better, but for most of youz it is)
Though since I've met a girl or two since this review, I scanned my internal rolodex to see if anyone has met those Eve criteria. And I settled on RS8 Aria is pretty close! Which is weird because stylistically they were wildly different. But ultimately Aria doesn't clear in all the Eve metrics, so both Eve and Aria can be Pareto. Aria has fantastic large natural tits, but Eve gets an better rating because hers are firmer and might be bigger. (If I add an English category Aria is on her own. Whereupon I'll also note recently JamieDD at KG was close with English/tits (even better tits!)/kissing, but not as young or trim - but not at all old or fat! And there was that tattooed Myla/Rolyat, recently, not as young as Aria/Eve, but ranking highly in the other metrics. You know, for all the grousing about lack of talent, I feel incredibly fortunate to live in a time and place where I can penetrate all of these lovely women and maul all of their beautiful enormous boobies).
BTW, speaking of my silly basketball analogies, I'm happy to report my hooker rating framework is going mainstream......
https://ampreviews.net/index.php?th...the-athletic-and-is-stealing-my-stuff.189100/