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Review: VIP Eve, A Pareto Optimum
- Thread starter BrettKavanaugh
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Welcome to my strange brain. Completely drug and alcohol free, believe it or not.
Go the part that starts with "legit young" through "not fat". That's your executive summary right there. I do sometimes start with a tldr version for you impatient types with no imagination...but then that leaves less space for my tangents. I refuse to cut those. Remember, I write to amuse myself. If you blokes get some useful intel in the process, that's just an accidental collateral benefit.
Normal asian black/dark brown.
You know, I don't remember how I first got in. Text them to find out.
A bit more on the concept here, after a couple of pm's on the topic. Or really, just phrasing it another way. What I'm saying here is: if you swap out for another girl, no matter who you pick, you're going to go backwards in at least one of these criteria. And thinking about this some more (see above: brain, strange) if I add "overall sweetheart" to the list, I think you'll be losing out in at least TWO criteria, no matter who you choose. That makes her a Double Pareto Optimum. (Now I'm just straight up making shit up on the fly).
Go the part that starts with "legit young" through "not fat". That's your executive summary right there. I do sometimes start with a tldr version for you impatient types with no imagination...but then that leaves less space for my tangents. I refuse to cut those. Remember, I write to amuse myself. If you blokes get some useful intel in the process, that's just an accidental collateral benefit.
Normal asian black/dark brown.
You know, I don't remember how I first got in. Text them to find out.
A bit more on the concept here, after a couple of pm's on the topic. Or really, just phrasing it another way. What I'm saying here is: if you swap out for another girl, no matter who you pick, you're going to go backwards in at least one of these criteria. And thinking about this some more (see above: brain, strange) if I add "overall sweetheart" to the list, I think you'll be losing out in at least TWO criteria, no matter who you choose. That makes her a Double Pareto Optimum. (Now I'm just straight up making shit up on the fly).
Whoa. Your question made me go check the site to see what they say about screening. But forget about the screening. They added a picture - the last one with her arms behind her head - that's her! Which makes me think the others ARE her too, just heavily photoshopped, like I said.
https://www.nycvipspot.com/copy-of-bonny-1
I guess Bonny was a working name before they settled on Eve?
https://www.nycvipspot.com/copy-of-bonny-1
I guess Bonny was a working name before they settled on Eve?
Neither part of that statement is a reasonable summary of my review.
True, I didn't say this either. On any day that KG Gisella is working, the answer is no. But on other days, depending on your weighting system, it may not be crazy to say so. It seems to me that's a wide open question right now - as much as March Madness has been this year. Gun to my head, Eve would be in my personal Final Four of current girls for sure.
True, I didn't say this either. On any day that KG Gisella is working, the answer is no. But on other days, depending on your weighting system, it may not be crazy to say so. It seems to me that's a wide open question right now - as much as March Madness has been this year. Gun to my head, Eve would be in my personal Final Four of current girls for sure.
Both trolls are banned. Remember the rules everyone. Our warnings are all over this board and I don't waste my time "Coaching" adults how to read. Follow the rules or be banned. That is it. If you have a differing opinion, write your own review. Don't pull this bullshit of taking 5 to 7 words of the PRIVATE DETAILS to lay the foundation for your shill-hole. I will happily take your shill architecture blueprints, roll them up neatly, burn them in a sanctioned burning pit, and kick you off this board. Stop messing with this thread,
This kind of stat line still comes up from time to time.
For example, last night against the Celtics, Embiid went for 52, with 13 rebounds + 6 assists, on 80% from the field (20 for 25!)
NOT a Pareto Optimum.
Because Wilt did it twice.
(Technically, they don't say what Wilt's #'s were in those games, but I'm assuming he surpassed Embiid in all 4 of those metrics, or they would have phrased it differently. Of course doing it against these Boston a Celtics might be a bit tougher than having that kind of game against the Fort Wayne Pistons or the Rochester Royals or whoever)
For example, last night against the Celtics, Embiid went for 52, with 13 rebounds + 6 assists, on 80% from the field (20 for 25!)
NOT a Pareto Optimum.
Because Wilt did it twice.
(Technically, they don't say what Wilt's #'s were in those games, but I'm assuming he surpassed Embiid in all 4 of those metrics, or they would have phrased it differently. Of course doing it against these Boston a Celtics might be a bit tougher than having that kind of game against the Fort Wayne Pistons or the Rochester Royals or whoever)
Holy shit, swear to fucking God this is coincidence, but this showed up in my Twitter feed this am.
I don't know who runs DreamSpa's Twitter, but I may have to throw them some business just for this. I owe their Kiki a visit anyway in her new office. And in a circle of life moment, Kiki is connected to what I wrote in this Eve review.
I don't know who runs DreamSpa's Twitter, but I may have to throw them some business just for this. I owe their Kiki a visit anyway in her new office. And in a circle of life moment, Kiki is connected to what I wrote in this Eve review.
Sometimes I wonder about our collective reading comprehension. Wasn't the point of all this that I'm not reducing to single metric? (I mean, i do have the simple linear rankings elsewhere, but that's beside the point).
But since you ask, I'd say Momo was even prettier, more elegant and refined, and a more passionate kisser. Whereas Embiid is unstoppable on the low block, a rebounding machine and a defensive force, not to mention exquisite footwork for a big man.
About equal in assists getting good shots for their teammates.
Not sure about chest size. But quality over quantity, gotta give Momo the edge there.
But since you ask, I'd say Momo was even prettier, more elegant and refined, and a more passionate kisser. Whereas Embiid is unstoppable on the low block, a rebounding machine and a defensive force, not to mention exquisite footwork for a big man.
About equal in assists getting good shots for their teammates.
Not sure about chest size. But quality over quantity, gotta give Momo the edge there.