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Review: Suki. Dream apa

sxpm

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<<What satisfaction do all the haters get in crying wolf?>>

What’s a metaphor if you’re not going to use it properly? Jeez.

#SkyFall

The kiss + tell approach with this place and similar locations is unnerving. I had an incredibly slow, sensual, deep massage last night from what might have been a darling 19-year-old. You don’t see me writing a Yelp review.

Who does it serve? What’s the motivation? I’ve seen succinct, conservative reviews of this place that serve the spa well. Positive reco and some descriptives.

Why the Wikipedia approach? Answer: Hubris

#LooseLipsSinkShips
 

Happy Jack

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<<What satisfaction do all the haters get in crying wolf?>>

What’s a metaphor if you’re not going to use it properly? Jeez.

#SkyFall

The kiss + tell approach with this place and similar locations is unnerving. I had an incredibly slow, sensual, deep massage last night from what might have been a darling 19-year-old. You don’t see me writing a Yelp review.

Who does it serve? What’s the motivation? I’ve seen succinct, conservative reviews of this place that serve the spa well. Positive reco and some descriptives.

Why the Wikipedia approach? Answer: Hubris

#LooseLipsSinkShips
Yeah, from a guy with 64 reviews.
Sorry, but assholes that keep saying this place is going down, pretty much is in line with crying wolf.

First thing in the morning and there is only one car in the lot, yet the asshole in the Foreign Econo Box Suv feels a need to park in the street worrying about being seen. Yet he had no problem walking across the street and the parking lot wearing shorts and a neon yellow T-Shirt looking like Big Bird, and sticking out like a sore thumb.
 

Happy Jack

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If their pictures are real why would they lie about their age ?
What do real pictures have to do about their age? One of the most popular girls pictures are real, and she has a better body than most 28 year Olds. Shes still not close to the late 20s or early 30's that people think she is and listed in her reviews. I trust the age listed in Mug Shots more than what comes out of a providers mouth.
 

sxpm

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Yeah, from a guy with 64 reviews.
Sorry, but assholes that keep saying this place is going down, pretty much is in line with crying wolf.

First thing in the morning and there is only one car in the lot, yet the asshole in the Foreign Econo Box Suv feels a need to park in the street worrying about being seen. Yet he had no problem walking across the street and the parking lot wearing shorts and a neon yellow T-Shirt looking like Big Bird, and sticking out like a sore thumb.
You should try some stronger coffee, Philistine.

The boy who cried wolf is a parable about getting caught lying.

Chicken Little is the one who claimed the sky is falling.

Read my cryptic reviews, Punchy. Nothing Wikipedia about them.

Me thinks thy protest too much.
 

Happy Jack

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You should try some stronger coffee, Philistine.

The boy who cried wolf is a parable about getting caught lying.

Chicken Little is the one who claimed the sky is falling.

Read my cryptic reviews, Punchy. Nothing Wikipedia about them.

Me thinks thy protest too much.
You're splitting hairs. Yeah Chicken little would have been more appropriate, but the point is the same. People talking bullshit. I also love the hypocrites that write no reviews, yet freeload and read the reviews the rest of us write, yet bitch and moan about guys writing reviews. Unfortunately there was a glitch in the system, and at one point you only needed one review, and you got 44 days private access credit pretty much forever, because those credits never diminished over time.

There are also several other sites that you don't even have to sign in to read reviews. At least on this site, the private Details to some extent are protected.

If you really think anything written here matters regarding the longevity of a Spa's existence, I think you're kidding yourself.
 

sxpm

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You're splitting hairs. Yeah Chicken little would have been more appropriate, but the point is the same. People talking bullshit. I also love the hypocrites that write no reviews, yet freeload and read the reviews the rest of us write, yet bitch and moan about guys writing reviews. Unfortunately there was a glitch in the system, and at one point you only needed one review, and you got 44 days private access credit pretty much forever, because those credits never diminished over time.

There are also several other sites that you don't even have to sign in to read reviews. At least on this site, the private Details to some extent are protected.

If you really think anything written here matters regarding the longevity of a Spa's existence, I think you're kidding yourself.
Déclassé.
 

Slim shady

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I failed to mention how amazing her actual massage skills are. I would honestly go to her just for that alone..... Just sayin. And reviews are meant to be informative. Certain people care about certain details. Not everyone cares if she dfk..... But some do. I like an informative review. To each his own....
 

sxpm

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I failed to mention how amazing her actual massage skills are. I would honestly go to her just for that alone..... Just sayin. And reviews are meant to be informative. Certain people care about certain details. Not everyone cares if she dfk..... But some do. I like an informative review. To each his own....
Informative is one thing. Having an agenda is another.
 
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