Review: SmilingEyes Tami, Avocados and Pizza

[hhnyc77]

He’ll probably say DiFara’s

Can you share with the class your pizza recs, BK?

As a product of growing in eastern Queens for a better part of my childhood, I'm partial to Singa's! Don't hate.

 

[Uniquelyme]

As a product of growing in eastern Queens for a better part of my childhood, I'm partial to Singa's! Don't hate.

Best pizzerias in Queens were near the Italian neighborhoods. New Park Pizza Howard beach, Ozone pizza, Ozone park, Alfie's Richmond hill was also above average.

 

[BrettKavanaugh]

Can you share with the class your pizza recs, BK?

1. https://www.99centsfreshpizzanyc.com/
2. https://www.yelp.com/biz/pizza-vino-jamaica
3. https://www.yelp.com/biz/dominos-pizza-new-york-12

Speaking of that last one. I actually once ate Dominos in Japan. Likely the worst thing I ever ate in Japan. Simultaneously, approximately 99 times better than any Dominos in the western hemisphere.

 

[beatnik]

1. https://www.99centsfreshpizzanyc.com/
2. https://www.yelp.com/biz/pizza-vino-jamaica
3. https://www.yelp.com/biz/dominos-pizza-new-york-12

Any coupon codes?

 

[beatnik]

As a product of growing in eastern Queens for a better part of my childhood, I'm partial to Singa's! Don't hate.

https://www.singaspizzas.com/ ?

 

[BrettKavanaugh]

Legitimate question to the OP @BrettKavanaugh...

Do certain words and thoughts just appear to you when you sit down (or think about) writing a review? Or do you go ahead and proactively think about what to write? Basically asking about your thought process when you pen your reviews...there's many references to food, but also lots of other, seemingly random tie-ins...

Perhaps the day job of writing opinions isn't necessarily the best suited for your creativity...but then again, maybe that's why you're here...

Ooh, interesting question. Thanks.

It's kind of a mix I think. In this case, the heart of the review - very pretty but too young for me if not for the rest of you - naturally came to me live while I was enjoying Tami's company. Greco-Roman museum piece - during a subsequent shower while I was wondering why I liked but didn't looooooove her body. Some of my best hooker writing happens in the shower. Mrs. K often asks why I take such long showers. Avocado and dick in a pizza box came to me right as I was finishing the end. So sometimes the basic title comes first, but here with Tami the title came last.

In what I think is still my best review - Flora and the Louvre - the main idea came to me days before I wrote it. OTOH, I had written like 80% of SL Mia's review before "you say good bye and I say hello" invaded my brain, and then some demon compelled me to rewrite the bulk of it in Beatle-ese. Then lord knows why Oprah suddenly made an appearance in that one. You might think I'm on some native american hallucinatory drug, but nope: stone cold sober. The tough part is usually deciding which brain farts I should cut when I literally exceed the website's word limits.

Did you catch my last analogy to NYC residential real estate in the comments of my previous review? A new rich source of vocabulary to discuss hookers.

 

[beatnik]

There’s a word limit?

 

[hhnyc77]

https://www.singaspizzas.com/ ?

Yes! Jalapenos, mushroom, and pepperoni! It's by no means an authentic NYC pizza, but it's still good!

 

[hhnyc77]

There’s a word limit?

Yes, and he exceeds it quite often.

 

[BrettKavanaugh]

There’s a word limit?

I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who knows that.

 

[cher_cheri]

I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who knows that.

No, I knew. Because you told me.

 

[beatnik]

Yes! Jalapenos, mushroom, and pepperoni! It's by no means an authentic NYC pizza, but it's still good!

Fuck authentic.

 

[Black_equus]

Her only flaw is there's been like 300 people inside her by now lol.

How is 300 a flaw? She lost her Madonna status 299 customers ago.

 

[B00M]

Who is your number 1 in looks! Totally agree on your review of Tami!

You agree she's too young for you and you felt like a creepy old man?


To be precise, I said #9 in face, not head-to-toe looks. Though she'd rank highly in that broader category as well. Weird, I have face, tits, body and overall rankings, but not head-to-toe looks. Though of course I know who my top 2 would be in that category.

As for face, I'd rather not say here who #1 is. She'd be a controversial choice, and a Tami review isn't the time and place to explain my choice.

It starts with A and ends with a at kovergirls.

 

[night5678]

As a product of growing in eastern Queens for a better part of my childhood, I'm partial to Singa's! Don't hate.

That's why you're a man of the people. Glad to see Singa's getting some respek on their name.

 

[night5678]

1. https://www.99centsfreshpizzanyc.com/
2. https://www.yelp.com/biz/pizza-vino-jamaica
3. https://www.yelp.com/biz/dominos-pizza-new-york-12

Speaking of that last one. I actually once ate Dominos in Japan. Likely the worst thing I ever ate in Japan. Simultaneously, approximately 99 times better than any Dominos in the western hemisphere.

I had Pizza Hut while in Thailand since a friend ordered it on Grab while we recovered from our jetlag in our hotel rooms. He came over and the pizza was the tiniest thing I've ever seen, smaller than a personal pie here in the states. He also had the audacity to order a carbonara pizza... it tasted okay but way too small and way too expensive.