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Review: SmilingEyes Tami, Avocados and Pizza
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Ooh, interesting question. Thanks.
It's kind of a mix I think. In this case, the heart of the review - very pretty but too young for me if not for the rest of you - naturally came to me live while I was enjoying Tami's company. Greco-Roman museum piece - during a subsequent shower while I was wondering why I liked but didn't looooooove her body. Some of my best hooker writing happens in the shower. Mrs. K often asks why I take such long showers. Avocado and dick in a pizza box came to me right as I was finishing the end. So sometimes the basic title comes first, but here with Tami the title came last.
In what I think is still my best review - Flora and the Louvre - the main idea came to me days before I wrote it. OTOH, I had written like 80% of SL Mia's review before "you say good bye and I say hello" invaded my brain, and then some demon compelled me to rewrite the bulk of it in Beatle-ese. Then lord knows why Oprah suddenly made an appearance in that one. You might think I'm on some native american hallucinatory drug, but nope: stone cold sober. The tough part is usually deciding which brain farts I should cut when I literally exceed the website's word limits.
Did you catch my last analogy to NYC residential real estate in the comments of my previous review? A new rich source of vocabulary to discuss hookers.
It's kind of a mix I think. In this case, the heart of the review - very pretty but too young for me if not for the rest of you - naturally came to me live while I was enjoying Tami's company. Greco-Roman museum piece - during a subsequent shower while I was wondering why I liked but didn't looooooove her body. Some of my best hooker writing happens in the shower. Mrs. K often asks why I take such long showers. Avocado and dick in a pizza box came to me right as I was finishing the end. So sometimes the basic title comes first, but here with Tami the title came last.
In what I think is still my best review - Flora and the Louvre - the main idea came to me days before I wrote it. OTOH, I had written like 80% of SL Mia's review before "you say good bye and I say hello" invaded my brain, and then some demon compelled me to rewrite the bulk of it in Beatle-ese. Then lord knows why Oprah suddenly made an appearance in that one. You might think I'm on some native american hallucinatory drug, but nope: stone cold sober. The tough part is usually deciding which brain farts I should cut when I literally exceed the website's word limits.
Did you catch my last analogy to NYC residential real estate in the comments of my previous review? A new rich source of vocabulary to discuss hookers.
I had Pizza Hut while in Thailand since a friend ordered it on Grab while we recovered from our jetlag in our hotel rooms. He came over and the pizza was the tiniest thing I've ever seen, smaller than a personal pie here in the states. He also had the audacity to order a carbonara pizza... it tasted okay but way too small and way too expensive.