Review: SmilingEyes Tami, Avocados and Pizza

[BrettKavanaugh]

Title: Review: SmilingEyes Tami, Avocados and Pizza
Date: Dec 10, 2023
Phone: 929-633-9999
City: NY
State: NY
Location: Pennsylvania Station
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 380
Nationality: Japanese
Age Estimate: Mid 20s
Physical Description: Museum Quality: Body matches pix, face is different but arguably even prettier

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Recommendation: Yes

 

[draytonmc]

Her only flaw is there's been like 300 people inside her by now lol.

That's like every girl being reviewed on here. Haha

 

[1trueking]

That's like every girl being reviewed on here. Haha

no tami is on another level. A slow day for her is a busy day for every other girl. 7 dudes she considers slow lmao

 

[beatnik]

Beatnik Simpson reporting for duty. Hehe, duty.

 

[BrettKavanaugh]

Her only flaw is there's been like 300 people inside her by now lol.

Could be 100 people averaging 3x each.

Or 200 people once and 1 guy 100x.

 

[Elf98]

I felt like I just went through 300 people just to book my first appointment with her.

 

[beatnik]

I felt like I just went through 300 people just to book my first appointment with her.

Or 250 people and 1 guy 50x.

 

[takeya201]

Her only flaw is there's been like 300 people inside her by now lol.

Times 10 or more. Lot of Chinese spots in between California and NYC too.

 

[1trueking]

Times 10 or more. Lot of Chinese spots in between California and NYC too.

I meant 300 people and average of 10 times lol

 

[mayfair2]

Are we counting this tour only... if not then we have to count last tour and other countries.. that number is not 3 digits for any of the girls. Best not to think about it cuz you will go down a rabbit hole! haha

 

[aik]

Who is your number 1 in looks! Totally agree on your review of Tami!

 

[Ckhj]

Love your food analogy!

 

[1trueking]

Are we counting this tour only... if not then we have to count last tour and other countries.. that number is not 3 digits for any of the girls. Best not to think about it cuz you will go down a rabbit hole! haha

ok the numbers don’t matter but what I meant is like Tami compared to other providers, probably has 3x as many dudes as the next closest because of how busy she is. It’s annoying that you have to book a day or a few days in advance just for her, even tho she’s been here for a few weeks now. Not even any other top girls like Mariko or etsuko can compare to how busy she is, for this long. I’ve also never seen a shop block someone from moving shops before either but Tami is such a cash cow NYCSE actually did that lol.

 

[beatnik]

I find it funny how people speculate on all manners of things.

All these gossipmongers parroting what providers tell them and take as gospel (though I may be guilty of this too sometimes). (I’m not calling out anyone in particular in this thread, just speaking in generalities.)

I say, enjoy the hobby. Don’t get involved in the affairs of a working girl. Do what makes you feel comfortable and treat the girls nice. That’s my recipe for success.

If the whores knew how many I’ve seen, they probably wouldn’t want to see me too.

 

[Acheron45]

Great review but you left out the pizza recommendations. Care to share?

 

[beatnik]

He’ll probably say DiFara’s

 

[mayfair2]

He’ll probably say DiFara’s

too commercialized with many fucking locations. The old man at original spot was great but now I don't bother. I mean wtf.. Vegas, South Street and god knows where else.

 

[BrettKavanaugh]

Who is your number 1 in looks! Totally agree on your review of Tami!

You agree she's too young for you and you felt like a creepy old man?

To be precise, I said #9 in face, not head-to-toe looks. Though she'd rank highly in that broader category as well. Weird, I have face, tits, body and overall rankings, but not head-to-toe looks. Though of course I know who my top 2 would be in that category.

As for face, I'd rather not say here who #1 is. She'd be a controversial choice, and a Tami review isn't the time and place to explain my choice. Someday ill do my top 50....

But here's something - using pretty girls recently back or about to retire as benchmarks, I have T a bit behind KG Kora and a bit ahead of Victoria H. Obviously once you're in the realm of very pretty, these fine-tuned calibrations are highly subjective. And subject to change depending on my mood and/or how well the girl slept the night before.

 

[beatnik]

Can you share with the class your pizza recs, BK?

 

[hhnyc77]

Legitimate question to the OP @BrettKavanaugh...

Do certain words and thoughts just appear to you when you sit down (or think about) writing a review? Or do you go ahead and proactively think about what to write? Basically asking about your thought process when you pen your reviews...there's many references to food, but also lots of other, seemingly random tie-ins...

Perhaps the day job of writing opinions isn't necessarily the best suited for your creativity...but then again, maybe that's why you're here...