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Review: Skippack Massage - Ewa

DaisyB

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Damn man what May did was pretty fucked up. To start a session with you then leave for another person? I've never heard of that lol. Also if you got there at 9:30 what the fuck are all these other guys coming so late for?
 

Fyredog

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Damn man what May did was pretty fucked up. To start a session with you then leave for another person? I've never heard of that lol. Also if you got there at 9:30 what the fuck are all these other guys coming so late for?
You bring up a good point about the other guys...they close at 10:30 so three other cars in the lot at that time is weird. Makes me wonder if it was the owners or something like that.
 

Chiparlor

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@DaisyB "Also if you got there at 9:30 what the fuck are all these other guys coming so late for?"

It happened to me twice not at that parlor, but at two different parlors during my 90-minute massages appointments from 8:30-10 pm. Both customers did not call and just showed up at 9:30 and 9:35 pm. Disrespectful! Fortunately, the providers told them she has customer and they left. Some of them are like that.
 

dartspool

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This seems to be the pattern for both this place and Yang Yang. Not sure whats going on with them but I dropped both of them until reports get better Way to many options in the area but all seem to be toning down I am hoping this is just until things blow over. I remember when you could get a lot more and I mean a lot more at both Yang Yang and Skippack Massage
 

bs2000

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Yes, this is becoming the norm at this place. May is the phone answerer because Ewa and Anna can't handle the people on the phone without screwing it up. I told May the last time about taking phone calls in the room. Also, I think business has been derpressed because of the recent LE closures, so this place will not turn away anybody even if it involves switching or overbooking and making you wait. It is also the situation at Yang Yang as reported above.
 

dartspool

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Yang Yang and Skippack Massage are owned by same people. They used to both give a lot more service than the standard. Not sure but I think someone else may have taken over. I am in a good position near Collegeville. Have maybe 10 to 12 AMPs within reasonable driving (10 to 20 Minutes.
 

bs2000

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Title: Review: Skippack Massage - Ewa
Date: Apr 25, 2019
Phone: 610-615-3122
City: Skippack
State: PA
Location: Rt 73
Age Estimate: 40-45
Nationality: Chinese
Physical Description: average height, fairly thin, b-cups, sort of a butterface

Recommendation: No
I can identify with your comment about the rough handling with Ewa and also somewhat with May. Neither listens to instructions very well and they absolutely do everything they can to restrict access. It has been that way with Ewa and May for as long as I have been going there ever since it opened. But May does do a relatively good massage if she is not interrupted. However, the interruptions have become much more frequent. Especially at night.
 

scubatoo

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We see this over and over again. A spa gets "hot", then service drops until ownership realizes it and makes changes. I rarely go to those spas during the "hot" periods, even though many of them have been favorites of mine in the past.
 

bs2000

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We see this over and over again. A spa gets "hot", then service drops until ownership realizes it and makes changes. I rarely go to those spas during the "hot" periods, even though many of them have been favorites of mine in the past.
I think these girls have been at SM too long. I hope changes are made as you suggested from your vast and storied past in the hobby. Cheers,
 

oldhorndog53

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Damn man what May did was pretty fucked up. To start a session with you then leave for another person? I've never heard of that lol. Also if you got there at 9:30 what the fuck are all these other guys coming so late for?
Almost the same exact thing happened to me there last week. I had a 9:30 appointment with May. Twice during the first 30 minutes she left the room, and I could hear muffled conversation in the hall. When she returned the second time she said a customer was waiting, and would I mind cutting our session short. WTF - if they close at 10:30, then why is she pushing me out at the half-way mark of my 9:30 appointment? She said the customer drove 35 minutes to get there. Said she'd give me a free massage the next time. On my way out I told her in no uncertain terms that I would not be returning under any circumstances; and that she could explain to Ewa, Anna and her boss that a 2+ year regular took his business elsewhere.
 

oldhorndog53

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By the way, Anna quit or got fired. Susan replaced her. I don't have any info why she left. This place is on the way down IMO.
Didn't know Anna was gone. Had a great massage from Susan 2 weeks ago. I'm done there, and that's too bad. I got spoiled - just a hop skip and jump down the road from home.
 

bs2000

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Didn't know Anna was gone. Had a great massage from Susan 2 weeks ago. I'm done there, and that's too bad. I got spoiled - just a hop skip and jump down the road from home.
I agree that Susan does a good massage, was quite sensual, and didn't manhandle me like Ewa. But, at the second visit mostly just mechanical and very limited access. Familiarity breeds contempt.
 

oldhorndog53

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I agree that Susan does a good massage, was quite sensual, and didn't manhandle me like Ewa. But, at the second visit mostly just mechanical and very limited access. Familiarity breeds contempt.
I have to say that May and Ewa never manhandled me. I told them exactly what I liked from the get-go. I might have had to slow them down on occasion, but no "death grip". With Susan I just lay back, relaxed and let her work her magic. Girl knows what she's doing. Didn't take her very long to figure out what I liked. Told me she could tell I liked being touched. And she was right!
 

Jnj041

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This place has changed management and they are going through adjustments to try and keep everybody happy. There's a learning curve there and I'm sure that they will figure it out.
 

bs2000

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This place has changed management and they are going through adjustments to try and keep everybody happy. There's a learning curve there and I'm sure that they will figure it out.
Must be the same problem at Yang Yang. That place is an operations disaster now. Multiple disruptions during sessions, phone calls during sessions to book appointments at the most inopportune times, bait and switch, and people who have very limited knowledge of English. But when the demand exceeds the supply that is what you get.
 

Jnj041

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Must be the same problem at Yang Yang. That place is an operations disaster now. Multiple disruptions during sessions, phone calls during sessions to book appointments at the most inopportune times, bait and switch, and people who have very limited knowledge of English. But when the demand exceeds the supply that is what you get.
You are correct, they're good people there and it's not like they're trying to be malicious or conniving they're just trying to do the best they can to appease everybody.
 
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