-
You asked and we delivered! AMPReviews now provides the option to upgrade to VIP access via paid subscription as an alternative to writing your own reviews. VIP Access allows you to read all the hidden content within member-submitted reviews AND gives access to private VIP-only forums in each city. You can upgrade your account INSTANTLY by visiting the Account Upgrades page in your own user profile and using a valid credit card to purchase a subscription. You can get to this page by clicking the link in any review, by clicking the red "See the Details Now" banner on the home page, and by clicking the Purchase Private Details link in the navbar at the top of every page
Review: Sinvee-EPM
- Thread starter Phillies Fan
- Start date
The Rats In The Alley
Let me share my rats in the alley story since it was mentioned under this review post.
I went to see K-Girl Kim at EPM for an evening session. I was her last appointment. I got a heads up that rats roam around the trash cans when everyone puts out the trash the night before trash pick up. I was advised to not look at the trash cans when I walk by, keep my eyes looking straight and move as quickly as possible past the trash cans.
When I walked into the alley, I saw several trash cans overflowing with trash up against the wall. I couldn’t help but make sure the Coast was clear of any signs of rats running around. All was good so I moved quickly past the trash cans and into the apartment.
Kim was complaining about the room design and the bed, blah blah blah. Big time complainer about the littlest things and very opinionated. After the session was done, Kim put on a robe and slippers, that was it, she was very comfy.
Kim said she wanted to take out the trash, since I was walking out we can go together. In my head I’m thinking fuck, do I tell her what I heard about the rats. No, don’t say anything, she will just complain about the rate to her working girl friends and will scare potential new girls away from Philly.
I said, it’s way too late to take out the trash, do it in the morning. It’s hard to see out there and you are basically naked without the robe on.
She insisted that the trash go out now because it will stink by morning. Normally, I would be e gentleman and take out the trash. Not this time around, I wanted to stay far away from any signs of rats.
We walk out, I do not see any rats. Very quite in the alley. All is good. We walk up to the trash cans and Kim proceeds to lift up one of the lids. We both scream at the top of our fucking lungs because at least 8+ rats scatter out of all the trash cans. Totally unexpected because they it was so quite, who knew that 10+ of this nasty looking motherfuckers when buried in the trash cans. It was an infestation IMHO. I never seen that many rats at one time less than 10 feet away from our faces.
I ended up bolting like an Olympic sprinter toward the gate. I was getting the fuck out of there. Kim runs toward and jumps on me while I’m trying to get out. Kim was screaming like she was being assaulted. Her screams scared the shit out of me because I can’t get caught with some strange woman that I do not know in an alley screaming who is screaming her head off.
Kim’s trash bag is on the ground by the trash cans. Kim was going to run outside of the gate with me, but people were out front and she was only wearing a robe, that would have been a bad move. Kim eventually, picked up her trash bag, threw it on top and ran back to the apartment.
I was cracking up on the way home thinking about what just happened. I’m sure Kim complained all the way back to Korea about her Philly experience. Kim never returned to Philly, I wonder why. Lol
Let me share my rats in the alley story since it was mentioned under this review post.
I went to see K-Girl Kim at EPM for an evening session. I was her last appointment. I got a heads up that rats roam around the trash cans when everyone puts out the trash the night before trash pick up. I was advised to not look at the trash cans when I walk by, keep my eyes looking straight and move as quickly as possible past the trash cans.
When I walked into the alley, I saw several trash cans overflowing with trash up against the wall. I couldn’t help but make sure the Coast was clear of any signs of rats running around. All was good so I moved quickly past the trash cans and into the apartment.
Kim was complaining about the room design and the bed, blah blah blah. Big time complainer about the littlest things and very opinionated. After the session was done, Kim put on a robe and slippers, that was it, she was very comfy.
Kim said she wanted to take out the trash, since I was walking out we can go together. In my head I’m thinking fuck, do I tell her what I heard about the rats. No, don’t say anything, she will just complain about the rate to her working girl friends and will scare potential new girls away from Philly.
I said, it’s way too late to take out the trash, do it in the morning. It’s hard to see out there and you are basically naked without the robe on.
She insisted that the trash go out now because it will stink by morning. Normally, I would be e gentleman and take out the trash. Not this time around, I wanted to stay far away from any signs of rats.
We walk out, I do not see any rats. Very quite in the alley. All is good. We walk up to the trash cans and Kim proceeds to lift up one of the lids. We both scream at the top of our fucking lungs because at least 8+ rats scatter out of all the trash cans. Totally unexpected because they it was so quite, who knew that 10+ of this nasty looking motherfuckers when buried in the trash cans. It was an infestation IMHO. I never seen that many rats at one time less than 10 feet away from our faces.
I ended up bolting like an Olympic sprinter toward the gate. I was getting the fuck out of there. Kim runs toward and jumps on me while I’m trying to get out. Kim was screaming like she was being assaulted. Her screams scared the shit out of me because I can’t get caught with some strange woman that I do not know in an alley screaming who is screaming her head off.
Kim’s trash bag is on the ground by the trash cans. Kim was going to run outside of the gate with me, but people were out front and she was only wearing a robe, that would have been a bad move. Kim eventually, picked up her trash bag, threw it on top and ran back to the apartment.
I was cracking up on the way home thinking about what just happened. I’m sure Kim complained all the way back to Korea about her Philly experience. Kim never returned to Philly, I wonder why. Lol
I have a weird story as well
This may have been about 2 or more years ago but i just finished a session with lindsey and i was walking out still kinda buzzed from day drinking feeling really relaxed.
and all of a sudden i see this homeless guy near one of the side walls of a restaurant with his pants down and he was screaming in pain or something. i thought he was just crazy so i just tried to walk fast past him on the other side of the street.
turns out his pants were down because he was violently shitting diarrhea against the wall. my god i was so disturbed i forgot i was in such a relaxed state.
that image has haunted me and wasted the good time i had there.
best part was everyone just kept ignoring it. . maybe everyone wanted to just run away like me and forget the image they saw
This may have been about 2 or more years ago but i just finished a session with lindsey and i was walking out still kinda buzzed from day drinking feeling really relaxed.
and all of a sudden i see this homeless guy near one of the side walls of a restaurant with his pants down and he was screaming in pain or something. i thought he was just crazy so i just tried to walk fast past him on the other side of the street.
turns out his pants were down because he was violently shitting diarrhea against the wall. my god i was so disturbed i forgot i was in such a relaxed state.
that image has haunted me and wasted the good time i had there.
best part was everyone just kept ignoring it. . maybe everyone wanted to just run away like me and forget the image they saw
