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Review: Shiny spa Monica and Yes That Laura

Meloveu

Meloveu

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Secretlover22 said:
I just liked his comment, but still appreciate the info
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Yeah you like a comment about him calling me a meathead and my spelling? This coming from a guy who was just asking about Laura back in June now you have to pay for liking cornholios insult just as many others will as per your interest I also know where Big Mama May from therapy studio is she wound up at a very affordable Jack Shack but guess who won't be learning where my secret lover wound up you guessed it secret lover now go see what kind of Intel you can get from cornholio maybe he could give you the lesson on spelling and pronunciation I'm sure you would like that more than another ride with big mama May
 
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index81

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Meloveu said:
Yeah I was waiting for a couple of you dildos to criticize a review that gave full details of a new pretty damn good girl and the reappearance of a popular provider in her new shop. It seems a lot of people appreciated the review and the information I have been hearing the same crap from you Cuntinentl.JO Get a new wrap. See I even spelled that wrong just for you DB
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lmao "dildos"

Meloveu said:
Good stay home and have your stroke
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thank you sir, will do
 
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index81

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Meloveu said:
I took a note of all the guys that liked this comment we will see how much info you get from me in pm's from now on.. and at least three of you cheerleaders have been asking me a lot lately so we will see what that gets you lol
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Chill bro. No doubt we all appreciate the review, but you have to admit your formatting and composition could use a bit more care for best effect.
 
Meloveu

Meloveu

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index81 said:
Chill bro. No doubt we all appreciate the review, but you have to admit your formatting and composition could use a bit more care for best effect.
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I'm sorry man I wrote the review while she was pounding me in the shower I was distracted the phone was fogging up lol. I just fought through some tough negotiations. Hey for you two sailors next time I will do the same boring crap, on the flip, pointed to it, asked me what I want, handed her the 2.0, left the donation on the table standing mish, in the bag, upsel for the four hand. Got my water bottle and left. Left happy will repeat. Wow I gave you a stroke i just gave me a headache with those cliches. Holy cow your cheerleader already liked your post lmao... people are still going to have to pay for a cornholio's insults it's going on as we speak next review definitely will be as lame as yours but with great spelling I will PM the mongers that appreciate
 
Meloveu

Meloveu

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index81 said:
lmao what in the fuck is this guy smoking. pls keep going - it's not every day you encounter this tier of babbling lunacy
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Hey I liked your post and it was before your cheerleader cornholio well let's see if you read the damn review? a couple days ago I was smoking Monica the day before that I was smoking Laura who unfortunately has started smoking heavily again ymmv ..lol look I just gave you another cliche
 
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index81

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Meloveu said:
Hey I liked your post and it was before your cheerleader cornholio well let's see if you read the damn review? a couple days ago I was smoking Monica the day before that I was smoking Laura who unfortunately has started smoking heavily again ymmv ..lol look I just gave you another cliche
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who tf is cornholio and what is the status of his bunghole? inquiring minds need to know, truly
 
Meloveu

Meloveu

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index81 said:
who tf is cornholio and what is the status of his bunghole? inquiring minds need to know, truly
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Now that was funny you do have a pulse but seriously I know this may be the threat of the year and you are all welcome but we should stop bumping it up this forum needs more Mekar and Paulina reviews and we should be getting around to letting the mongers know that she is from Laos
 
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Brad973

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Meloveu said:
Yeah you like a comment about him calling me a meathead and my spelling? This coming from a guy who was just asking about Laura back in June now you have to pay for liking cornholios insult just as many others will as per your interest I also know where Big Mama May from therapy studio is she wound up at a very affordable Jack Shack but guess who won't be learning where my secret lover wound up you guessed it secret lover now go see what kind of Intel you can get from cornholio maybe he could give you the lesson on spelling and pronunciation I'm sure you would like that more than another ride with big mama May
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Would love to know where May is!?
 
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Meloveu

Meloveu

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Brad973 said:
Would love to know where May is!?
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Lol you just copy and pasted my review look I'm not mad that means that index dude and cornholio will read it again lmso.

I'm sorry maybe you didn't understand the answer is no you can thank index and cornholio. With their insults of my fantastic informative Review many mongers have already and will continue to suffer the consequences of their and others disrespect Cornholio said that a lot of you will be just fine are you guys fine? By the p.m.s in my inbox today I don't think so you could ask cornholio or index where the 65-year-old Big Mama May landed maybe they know and a big second reason is that I need my big mama at her ridiculously low price a few more sessions before I reveal thank you very much for reposting my review though and increasing the chances that they read it again you're close to ending your punishment but just not there yet
 
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Old Time Monger

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lexicong22 said:
They told me “no Monica” yesterday. Truth or myth?
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These girls move around from place to place since some of the MMS's know each other. Or she just could have had an occasional day off. Depending upon the number of attendants in the stable at a particular establishment would determine how often they get a day off.
Meloveu has no reason to fabricate a review so I would take him at face value that it was indeed legit. He would have nothing to gain by posting a BS review. Those types of reviews are only done by as*hole mongers trying to boost their credits.
 
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Brad973

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Meloveu said:
Lol you just copy and pasted my review look I'm not mad that means that index dude and cornholio will read it again lmso.

I'm sorry maybe you didn't understand the answer is no you can thank index and cornholio. With their insults of my fantastic informative Review many mongers have already and will continue to suffer the consequences of their and others disrespect Cornholio said that a lot of you will be just fine are you guys fine? By the p.m.s in my inbox today I don't think so you could ask cornholio or index where the 65-year-old Big Mama May landed maybe they know and a big second reason is that I need my big mama at her ridiculously low price a few more sessions before I reveal thank you very much for reposting my review though and increasing the chances that they read it again you're close to ending your punishment but just not there yet
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Forget it dude, I’ll figure it out
 
Meloveu

Meloveu

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Brad973 said:
Forget it dude, I’ll figure it out
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Nah I don't think you will dude I've seen what you contributed the last three and a half years and dude it doesn't look promising dude but hey dude if you ever do find out the information you want dude should put it back here on the post later dude
 
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continentaljo

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Meloveu said:
Nah I don't think you will dude I've seen what you contributed the last three and a half years and dude it doesn't look promising dude but hey dude if you ever do find out the information you want dude should put it back here on the post later dude
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Meathead, take a break for a few days...or weeks.
 
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