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Review: Shiny spa Monica and Yes That Laura

Meloveu

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Title: Review: Shiny spa Monica and Yes That Laura
Date: Aug 21, 2023
Phone: +1 609-561-8056
City: Hammonton
State: NJ
Location: White horse pike strip mall next to wawa
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 60/1.2
Nationality: Korean
Age Estimate: 30
Physical Description: Voluptuous body brown wavy hair very pretty d cups

Recommendation: Yes
 

Meloveu

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Yeah I was waiting for a couple of you dildos to criticize a review that gave full details of a new pretty damn good girl and the reappearance of a popular provider in her new shop. It seems a lot of people appreciated the review and the information I have been hearing the same crap from you Cuntinentl.JO Get a new wrap. See I even spelled that wrong just for you DB
 

continentaljo

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Yeah I was waiting for a couple of you dildos to criticize a review that gave full details of a new pretty damn good girl and the reappearance of a popular provider in her new shop. It seems a lot of people appreciated the review and the information I have been hearing the same crap from you Cuntinentl.JO Get a new wrap. See I even spelled that wrong just for you DB
 

continentaljo

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Yeah I was waiting for a couple of you dildos to criticize a review that gave full details of a new pretty damn good girl and the reappearance of a popular provider in her new shop. It seems a lot of people appreciated the review and the information I have been hearing the same crap from you Cuntinentl.JO Get a new wrap. See I even spelled that wrong just for you DB
Meathead, take a course in proper English. Maybe you can still enroll for summer school at your local grade school. This is where it was taught.
 

Meloveu

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Meathead, take a course in proper English. Maybe you can still enroll for summer school at your local grade school. This is where it was taught.
Nah I don't think so I like writing them like this I know it pisses you off the next one's going to be even worse and I'm going to tag you in it so let me know what upsets you more is it my spelling and pronunciation or is it the fact that I save 20 bucks on each girl this is five times over the last 3 years you've been insulting my reviews either over tips or misspellings next time just send me a convo and I could really tell you off like I've done five or six times now
 

Meloveu

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I think reading this gave me a stroke...
I took a note of all the guys that liked this comment we will see how much info you get from me in pm's from now on.. and at least three of you cheerleaders have been asking me a lot lately so we will see what that gets you lol
 

continentaljo

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I took a note of all the guys that liked this comment we will see how much info you get from me in pm's from now on.. and at least three of you cheerleaders have been asking me a lot lately so we will see what that gets you lol
I am sure they will do just fine without your wordy, long-winded, wandering, disjointed, incoherent, illogical, garrulous, rambling repertoire.
 

Meloveu

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I just seen Monica talked to her we decided 1.6 is her new tip for you guys thanks to cornholio And StingerSplash looks like you are gonna spend another $800 bucks at absecon massage and get shut out, since I'm withholding any info from you...lol the place has been fs for 5 years. This is gonna cost you cheerleaders lmao
 

StingerSplash

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I just seen Monica talked to her we decided 1.6 is her new tip for you guys thanks to cornholio And StingerSplash looks like you are gonna spend another $800 bucks at absecon massage and get shut out, since I'm withholding any info from you...lol the place has been fs for 5 years. This is gonna cost you cheerleaders lmao
I love you bud. You're hilarious.
 

Meloveu

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I appreciate the review and am happy the man is getting double poped at an affordable cost keep going
I love you bud. You're hilarious.
Ok that's what I'm talking about I just got a fresh text from one of the girls at Absecon massage with some nice details maybe a reward is coming your way we will see as of now you're in cornholio's punishment Zone but on your way out my friend
 

StingerSplash

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Ok that's what I'm talking about I just got a fresh text from one of the girls at Absecon massage with some nice details maybe a reward is coming your way we will see as of now you're in cornholio's punishment Zone but on your way out my friend
Cornholio needs TP for his bunghole, not the cleanup.

Keep being you. This whole thread is gold.
 
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