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Review: Nirvana - Susan

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Parboy

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I will contribute the Susan saga. I knew her even before her new spots, she rented space in a small office building in Skippack. It was made very clear that it was therapeutic only.

When she moved I went to see her and was given another girl who was happy to make me happy. She made it clear that Susan would not approve. Had me give her $20 of her $40 tip in the room and the rest out front at the desk. So in a few weeks I go back and it is Susan only. Figured ok, will just get a nice relaxing massage. After the flip I must have has my arm extended and it must have touched her in some way. She literally yelled at me "don't touch". I almost jumped off the table. Now again, she know who I was and that I had always been respectful of her boundaries.

After I composed myself I simply pulled back the sheet and got up. She asked what I was doing and I told her very plainly that no one was going to yell at me during my massage. I got dressed on the way out she tried to apologize. Told her I was offended and would never be back. Didn't pay, and haven't been back to either location.
 
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Bultaco103

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Parboy said:
I will contribute the Susan saga. I knew her even before her new spots, she rented space in a small office building in Skippack. It was made very clear that it was therapeutic only.

When she moved I went to see her and was given another girl who was happy to make me happy. She made it clear that Susan would not approve. Had me give her $20 of her $40 tip in the room and the rest out front at the desk. So in a few weeks I go back and it is Susan only. Figured ok, will just get a nice relaxing massage. After the flip I must have has my arm extended and it must have touched her in some way. She literally yelled at me "don't touch". I almost jumped off the table. Now again, she know who I was and that I had always been respectful of her boundaries.

After I composed myself I simply pulled back the sheet and got up. She asked what I was doing and I told her very plainly that no one was going to yell at me during my massage. I got dressed on the way out she tried to apologize. Told her I was offended and would never be back. Didn't pay, and haven't been back to either location.
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Good for you! I saw her ads at while at Skippack and she didn’t have the makeup cleavage sex pot look going on then. I tried once in Exton and she had the look at me I am trying to look hot thing going on. She gave me a masseuse who whispered be quiet I’ll lose my job and started soft touch. I declined as I don’t want to be in that type of environment - far from relaxing. As I left I saw her pushing her fake Nirvanas up in case I glanced her way.
 
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AsianSpa69

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I like you describe them “fake Nirvana” in any case, this forum has unlimited tenacity to pursue that “Nirvana”. Remember that, you are motivating her NPD ( Narcissistic Personality Disorder that we refer to in clinical psychology)
 
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Bing

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kantuchdis said:
The White Knighting for this lady is remarkable. So much crap spelled out about her antics and guys are lining up in front of her door. Truly remarkable!
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What’s more remarkably to me is the number of guys who visit her and think something is going to change. Then they’ll post negative reviews when they have the same experience that everyone else has well documented on this site. Doing the same thing repeatedly expecting different results…
 
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quintetmaximus

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I'm suspicious of the OP's review honestly. I've had better massages than Susan's and she is a tease but never she has been that lazy or distracted in my times with her. I cannot recall another review that mentions this kind of behavior.

I can't be sure if he had Susan or someone else.
 
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societyboy

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I believe it was Susan. I've had her when she was distracted by her phone. The last time I saw her she was taking calls while massaging me. They were calls setting up appointments at least not personal but it can be a little annoying.
 
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Dogguy83

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kantuchdis said:
That's what voicemail is for.
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People are crazy(er) these days-younger folks refuse to take calls at all and older folks can’t not answer by the 2nd ring. My secretary, who is over 60, gets this look of horror on her face if I’m talking to her and the phone is ringing! I always tell her, relax, they can leave a voicemail
 
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yh33

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What’s crazy too is how greedy she is as an owner and how controlling she is.

Nearly all the girls at Nirvana will go out of there way to make you MORE than HAPPY. Even a little EXTRA happier than HAPPY! Oh u want this hunny? Just a little extra tip!

But, how dare they do what she doesn’t? Or make a little extra pocket change she doesn’t keep…

But just watch out gentleman! Because crazy Susan is likely monitoring the boards too, and may not like what you’re saying.
 
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Bultaco103

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yh33 said:
What’s crazy too is how greedy she is as an owner and how controlling she is.

Nearly all the girls at Nirvana will go out of there way to make you MORE than HAPPY. Even a little EXTRA happier than HAPPY! Oh u want this hunny? Just a little extra tip!

But, how dare they do what she doesn’t? Or make a little extra pocket change she doesn’t keep…

But just watch out gentleman! Because crazy Susan is likely monitoring the boards too, and may not like what you’re saying.
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Yeah I hear she reads them during the massage. I loved the one post where he excused her phone calls because they weren’t personal calls, she was just busy booking in new stooges for the fake Nirvana show. If she reads this and feels good about herself god bless
 
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Bultaco103

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AsianSpa69 said:
Just a sidebar - I heard earlier “fake nirvana”s ? Any datapoint to substantiate it (MMs) ?
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Not sure if you can use way back to see old websites, but skippack had her pics wearing granny glasses and sporting A’s. Not all glamoured up. I only went once to Exton and her Nirvanas looked like C at least. Now maybe all the tips guys give her to embarrass them had her eating out too much and all her weight gain went to two spots?
 
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