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Review: Nirvana - Susan

cravenmorehead

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Title: Review: Nirvana - Susan
Date: Feb 11, 2022
Phone: (484) 876-1272
City: Exton
State: PA
Location: Next to car place on 322
Age Estimate: 35
Nationality: Chinese
Physical Description: Slim - Cute

Recommendation: No
Worst monger experience I have read from a so called professiinal. I would not have tipped more, and asked for my $10 change fro your hundy. She pickets the entire 90 bc she is the owner. Fuck that attitude.
 

Bultaco103

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Worst monger experience I have read from a so called professiinal. I would not have tipped more, and asked for my $10 change fro your hundy. She pickets the entire 90 bc she is the owner. Fuck that attitude.
Well I am not sure if she meets the definition of professional, but maybe more like criminal. She is a BDSM in drag abusing so many men. If it wasn’t so odd it would be hilarious. Saturday night skit material
 

bs2000

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Hey, look at Chinese porn sometime and you will see that their are films where the Chinese woman like to multi task while making their bucks. Had this happen to me several times too, and I just got up, dressed, walked out and said take your tip out of the house fee. Whatever the market will bear !!!
 

aac7

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Touch, keep in mind I knew there was a good chance I may not get my wiener flicked, especially since it was my first time seeing her. Of course I would have been disappointed but I was prepared for it. What I wasn’t prepared for was the masseuse watching a video while she was massaging me. To me, that’s the ultimate F U to the client.
 

Bultaco103

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one of the contributing factors - “She is overrated” by this forum unfortunately
Maybe over rated if you are reading between the lines. Every single review mentions she is a complete phony. Show cleavage, accidentally bump your balls once, barely acceptable massage, and looks for a big tip. Then sends texts “come see me honey, I miss you” so silly
 

jakobsladder

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I guess this is a different, and far less satisfying, form of "edging".
Even the completely legit places litter their ads and websites with pictures of doe-eyed young thangs with unnatural cleavage and curves, tossing you a "come hither" look through photoshopped peepers. Once you have gone thither and through the door, you're unlikely to leave until the absence of dream fulfillment has become obvious. Painfully obvious, in the blue-balled sense of the phrase. At least the first time.
 

Bing

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one of the contributing factors - “She is overrated” by this forum unfortunately
Not sure if she’s overrated. Most reviews note she’s strictly therapeutic. Solid massage skills plus she’s hot. I wouldn’t consider someone’s wishful thinking as a rating. I’ve always enjoyed my massages with her.
 

casualplayer

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I saw her about 9 months ago and tipped her $20. She text me later asking for additional tip. Done, never wasting time with her again
You can't be serious with that one! Unheard of - texting later?? Is she kidding? I've never gotten a massage from her - always another girl. One of the ones I saw a few year back was fired after a HJ review (Not mine). IF you find a good one at that place keep the details to PM and just write a plain review.
 

Sam1231a

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I saw her about 9 months ago and tipped her $20. She text me later asking for additional tip. Done, never wasting time with her again

You can't be serious with that one! Unheard of - texting later?? Is she kidding? I've never gotten a massage from her - always another girl. One of the ones I saw a few year back was fired after a HJ review (Not mine). IF you find a good one at that place keep the details to PM and just write a plain review.
Wow! So sad since this place and its owner have so much potential, instead it is deception and borderline criminal!
 

Bultaco103

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The White Knighting for this lady is remarkable. So much crap spelled out about her antics and guys are lining up in front of her door. Truly remarkable!
I think there are several different categories of massage type guys out there. Although many of us find it almost impossible to believe there must be a whole category of AMP fans that are into being deceived, manipulated, taken advantage of and humiliated. She clearly has skills in those areas.
 

ericjames

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Her massage isn't even worth it. It's very good but it's not worth the other bullshit. So you can't even file her under the strictly therapeutic category.
It is just like watching porn....all visual with no actual contact...when you flip and see those beauties take care of it yourself like you do when watching porn.
 
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