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Review: Lana?

Surfnyc

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I saw their ad on BP today and tried and had a similar deal.

A couple calls about 20 min apart: No answer

I text and ask if she’s available at a specific time: “yes”

Ask for the address: No answer

I even tried a text follow-up 30 min later and nothing. I’m glad they at least flaked before I traveled all the way there. I don’t understand why they bother to advertise if they don’t want to see clients. Don’t waste your time
 

9DiverDown9

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Yes, hence why I am so confused. I think it was her russian scheduler responding and not her. Also, lana did this no open door thing once before and said she just didnt see me. I had a feeling she was on something. Dont know and dont care. Will never see her again so it is no longer my problem. If you guys want to see her best of luck to you. Not for me.
This is why I started only going to Hungarian providers, for the most part they are sweet and kind. I haven't been to a Russian in years for that reason.
 

9DiverDown9

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#43
I saw their ad on BP today and tried and had a similar deal.

A couple calls about 20 min apart: No answer

I text and ask if she’s available at a specific time: “yes”

Ask for the address: No answer

I even tried a text follow-up 30 min later and nothing. I’m glad they at least flaked before I traveled all the way there. I don’t understand why they bother to advertise if they don’t want to see clients. Don’t waste your time
That's why I only go to one place now, once I learned how clean safe and discreet and the girls are great, even if there are haters out there complaining about the price for tantra massages.
 

Surfnyc

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I should mention I had the same experience with 212-470-8562. I think they’re run by the same people.

Book appointment. Get to address. Text for apt number. They ask if I’m parked, I say yes. Ask where I need to go. 10 minutes later get text “sorry my battery died”. No responses after that
 

Do7

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You know I'm a fan of Honey's girls. That said there are only two now at the Flatbush location, Melanie and Szia. Both curvy with big all naturals. You can find their ads on AS under Brooklyn massage section.
I am not defending Russian/Ukrainian girls, but ur comment big discrepancy when u saying u only goes to Hungarian girls
Kingston spot mostly Hungarians not so sweet as u know
Bath ave also mechanical
Boro park mostly only business oriented girls
U don't go to other Hungarian places so u don't know, Honey place u promoting and u don't forget to remind us where to find her number.
Hungarians or Russians places most of the time 80% girls thinking about donations, they don't come for fun time.
Not mechanical girls either nymphs or indys who love money same as sex and they will give what u want as long as you give them what they love money and good sex.
 
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