Review: Lana?

[ljman397]

Title: Review: Lana?
Date: May 14, 2022
Phone: 646-833-5058
City: Brooklyn
State: New York
Location: Ave O Bedford Ave
Age Estimate: 30
Nationality: Caucasian
Physical Description: 5'6 or so. Etc.. Bulgarian. Thick, but not fat. Etc..

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Recommendation: No

 

[Theman012]

Dude aren’t u a regular at lanas?? Could’ve sworn you said that in another thread before, very strange she’d treat u like that if that was true. Something seems off...

 

[ljman397]

Dude aren’t u a regular at lanas?? Could’ve sworn you said that in another thread before, very strange she’d treat u like that if that was true. Something seems off...

Yes, hence why I am so confused. I think it was her russian scheduler responding and not her. Also, lana did this no open door thing once before and said she just didnt see me. I had a feeling she was on something. Dont know and dont care. Will never see her again so it is no longer my problem. If you guys want to see her best of luck to you. Not for me.

 

[Gorby]

It’s the Russian operator , not her. She’s incompetent and their system is so stupid. They don’t honor appointments, send you to wrong locations, don’t pick up the phone when you’re waiting, make you wait in front of the building, then on the floor of the apartment.

 

[B7a42oo6]

I went there and I waited outside in my car for 15mins bitch didn’t respond and then I bounced fucken cunt if I ever get to see I’m gonna fuck her till she passes out and nut all over her face n bounce

 

[ljman397]

I went there and I waited outside in my car for 15mins bitch didn’t respond and then I bounced fucken cunt if I ever get to see I’m gonna fuck her till she passes out and nut all over her face n bounce

I will never see her again. There are no second chances with me. The fact that Lana allows this when she is the talent is telling. I hold her just as responsible. I also will not go to any of their other locations ever again like the coney island ave t location.
I do not play games like this.

 

[Kan1208]

I had the same experience had an appointment with Lana in the afternoon. When I arrived, I texted and called, all I get is crickets...no reply no call back no nothing after waiting for 20-30 minutes outside. Bummer as I was really excited to get to see Lana but I guess that does it...will never go back

 

[ljman397]

Dude aren’t u a regular at lanas?? Could’ve sworn you said that in another thread before, very strange she’d treat u like that if that was true. Something seems off...

Does something seem off now? I have two people backing up what I said. For questioning me and insinuating that I am some sort of liar you get the block you degenerate cretin.

 

[ljman397]

I had the same experience had an appointment with Lana in the afternoon. When I arrived, I texted and called, all I get is crickets...no reply no call back no nothing after waiting for 20-30 minutes outside. Bummer as I was really excited to get to see Lana but I guess that does it...will never go back

Correct. People say it isn't Lana's fault, but it is! She is in a sense represented by those old Russian females. If she allows this then she is at fault.
I am kind of glad this happened though. The last time I saw Lana she gave me a 10 minute lecture about my not being able to finish being bad. I don't need a lecture like that from a *%@#@. The woman clearly got all uppity from her success. No problem. Good luck with treating people like this.

 

[Theman012]

Does something seem off now? I have two people backing up what I said. For questioning me and insinuating that I am some sort of liar you get the block you degenerate cretin.[/QUOTE
lmao wow you are sensitive dude, no wonder these Russian girls get to you so easily. And am I supposed to be concerned with you blocking me?? Lol you are a strange man

 

[my2centsss]

Correct. People say it isn't Lana's fault, but it is! She is in a sense represented by those old Russian females. If she allows this then she is at fault.
I am kind of glad this happened though. The last time I saw Lana she gave me a 10 minute lecture about my not being able to finish being bad. I don't need a lecture like that from a *%@#@. The woman clearly got all uppity from her success. No problem. Good luck with treating people like this.

they will lose repeat business and either change or pack up and go somewhere else
remember that broad nina or jasmin? Whatever her name is, horrible provider....so bad in fact that she's changed spots all over brooklyn 5 times by now lol

 

[bkjumpman]

Correct. People say it isn't Lana's fault, but it is! She is in a sense represented by those old Russian females. If she allows this then she is at fault.
I am kind of glad this happened though. The last time I saw Lana she gave me a 10 minute lecture about my not being able to finish being bad. I don't need a lecture like that from a *%@#@. The woman clearly got all uppity from her success. No problem. Good luck with treating people like this.

She almost gave me a lecture about grabbing her ass too hard lol...i coudnt even cum with her for some reason...will never go back also

 

[Moetwet]

She almost gave me a lecture about grabbing her ass too hard lol...i coudnt even cum with her for some reason...will never go back also

Me too, she gave me 2 warnings lmao. I think her back door is sensitive or something. She is one of the few decent providers in bk. It was a hassle at first to get through the door for me at first but when I did get through it was worth it.

 

[ljman397]

they will lose repeat business and either change or pack up and go somewhere else
remember that broad nina or jasmin? Whatever her name is, horrible provider....so bad in fact that she's changed spots all over brooklyn 5 times by now lol

Never heard of her.

 

[ljman397]

She almost gave me a lecture about grabbing her ass too hard lol...i coudnt even cum with her for some reason...will never go back also

She is really dominant so that is likely why. When we were in cowgirl she told me not to move. Also, she constantly stuck her fingers where they didn't belong despite my hating that.

 

[ljman397]

Me too, she gave me 2 warnings lmao. I think her back door is sensitive or something. She is one of the few decent providers in bk. It was a hassle at first to get through the door for me at first but when I did get through it was worth it.

There are a few others, but it is a UTR for me because they are so rare. In all seriousness, she isn't that good after one time. I get tired of the antics. And the Russian old women schedulers really get on my nerves with their attitude. Typical soviet type stuff from these grannies. Act like they are doing you a favor.

 

[Yossarian]

She’s using. Saw her a month ago and was completely tweaked out. Never again.

 

[Xpress80]

She’s using. Saw her a month ago and was completely tweaked out. Never again.

Yes, I also had the same experience. She was definitely on something.

 

[Moetwet]

Yes, I also had the same experience. She was definitely on something.

What, wow I didn’t have the same experience. What was she on? She mentioned she drinks

 

[Yossarian]

Some kind of stimulant. Not sexy at all.