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Review: Kat EPM

Wayne1250

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I have only twice had two sessions a long time at two different spas ago that went very bad, I gave the girls the minimum tip for the service because I felt bad for them. At what point do you pull your money out, deduct the amount, and get dressed giving the girl less the specified amount? A difficult thing because you don't want to be banned from the place either. A big difference when you pay a premium at EPM.
 

Junkdoe10

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First part till awkward last visit question was same for me with Hannah. I didn't think much about it as I thought she was making an attempt at conversation. Good review
 

PhillyJimi

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Sorry, but I have always been willing to pay a lady to say, "No, you are too big."

Find of hard (so to speak) to feel sorry for a guy that is sporting a great big dick. I guess you established customers with a pet anaconda in between your legs should mention this before booking a session.
 

jim_hatez

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Sorry your session sucked. So are you Jonah Falcon or was she just being dramatic? I never heard anything like this. How can you pay full boat and then get turned down for the reason you came. If that's the case you should have gotten 100% refund.
 

PAfinest23

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@jim_hatez I’m not trying to boast or anything, but being 6’4” and middle eastern I guess I’m blessed to be extremely hung. It sucks because I get told from Asians I’m too big. I’m officially done and gonna stick with Latinas. It was one of the worst sessions of all time. I didn’t even get to fornicate. What a waste
 

PhillyJimi

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@jim_hatez I’m not trying to boast or anything, but being 6’4” and middle eastern I guess I’m blessed to be extremely hung. It sucks because I get told from Asians I’m too big. I’m officially done and gonna stick with Latinas. It was one of the worst sessions of all time. I didn’t even get to fornicate. What a waste
Mr Ed, a simple piece of advice. If you're going to book an appointment with anyone at any place. You might want to mention you're hung like a horse and is that going to be an issue? I know guys like you and you seem to like to let everyone know you're the Big D. I have always wanted to hear someone say that to me but I am having 2nd thoughts now.

Actually, I am sort of more interested in trying Kat right now, since I am a regular average guy and I am getting the feeling she is going to feel real nice and snug. She doesn't let monsters in there to stretch and tear her apart. Big giant boobs and super tight! Sign me up!
 

jim_hatez

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@jim_hatez I’m not trying to boast or anything, but being 6’4” and middle eastern I guess I’m blessed to be extremely hung. It sucks because I get told from Asians I’m too big. I’m officially done and gonna stick with Latinas. It was one of the worst sessions of all time. I didn’t even get to fornicate. What a waste
Nah its cool - I didn't take it as boast/brag - you are Blessed and Cursed at the same time, it seems. But I fully agree with you, if they won't let you do it, it's not money well spent. I think the advice in this thread is well meaning, but it isn't easy to explain prior to a session that you are very large and ask if it will be a problem, I wouldn't think. I mean most of these women only understand a little english as it is and in my experience they try never to say no until they get your coin. I guess you may need to stick with Latinas like you said or perhaps agencies where you can communicate ahead of time to make sure things will be fine. Good luck and thanks for the review.
 

Wayne1250

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With EPM it's different than with other places. EPM has a well known booker who is easy to talk to. For her general information you could tell her your situation and if she could steer you to the right girls that can handle you. That might be the best option for you, elsewhere flip a coin. I imagine that the newer spinner, Celia, that's 97 pounds, might be someone to avoid. Her pics look like she is really small.
 

Jgreene0676

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I will say I have had similar experiences to PAfinest23 at EPM on more than one occasion however the determination by the provider was made very early into the session before the shower and each time I opted to leave before going further. I took my money back but left 20.
I agree that little flower can point you in the right direction if discussed ahead of time
With regard to small spinners - I would say it’s 50/50. I’ve had some very tiny spinners able to handle the larger than average member and some taller larger providers not - so there is not always a correlation
 

PhillyJimi

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Nah its cool - I didn't take it as boast/brag - you are Blessed and Cursed at the same time, it seems. But I fully agree with you, if they won't let you do it, it's not money well spent. I think the advice in this thread is well meaning, but it isn't easy to explain prior to a session that you are very large and ask if it will be a problem, I wouldn't think. I mean most of these women only understand a little english as it is and in my experience they try never to say no until they get your coin. I guess you may need to stick with Latinas like you said or perhaps agencies where you can communicate ahead of time to make sure things will be fine. Good luck and thanks for the review.
Let the booker know ahead of time. When you're scheduling the appointment. Or do you want to drive into CC, park and work your way over to the place only to find out it is an issue. Even if you're scheduling an appoint with an American lady, why not let her know up front. I have seen a bunch of times ladies that speak Greek it usually has some kind of qualifier about open depending on size.
 

Sushihater

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Let the booker know ahead of time. When you're scheduling the appointment. Or do you want to drive into CC, park and work your way over to the place only to find out it is an issue. Even if you're scheduling an appoint with an American lady, why not let her know up front. I have seen a bunch of times ladies that speak Greek it usually has some kind of qualifier about open depending on size.
PM me any of these greek speakers lol
 

Dr Jelly Finger

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@jim_hatez I’m not trying to boast or anything, but being 6’4” and middle eastern I guess I’m blessed to be extremely hung. It sucks because I get told from Asians I’m too big. I’m officially done and gonna stick with Latinas. It was one of the worst sessions of all time. I didn’t even get to fornicate. What a waste
I had the issue with Elsa on big too large. It becomes an awkward situation. A lot of times they say “good boyfriend size” which I take as a compliment but also realize that can be a bad signal. But there are some that like it and when that happens it makes up for the times it screws things up. One time I had to trade girls after the shower with my bud that came with me. That was a really funny situation. Thanks Grace if your reading this lol
 

PhillyJimi

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With EPM it's different than with other places. EPM has a well known booker who is easy to talk to. For her general information you could tell her your situation and if she could steer you to the right girls that can handle you. That might be the best option for you, elsewhere flip a coin. I imagine that the newer spinner, Celia, that's 97 pounds, might be someone to avoid. Her pics look like she is really small.
Yes Wayne, you can talk to the booker as long as you're an established customer. IF you're brand new and are asking detailed, explicit and "Hot" questions that someone working for certain other agencies would be working for you will get shut down and black listed.
 

shyguyintown

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What is it with girls that only put the tip in? Do you think it actually would have hurt her or she is just making it up for some weird reason? This happened to me once.
 

jim_hatez

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What is it with girls that only put the tip in? Do you think it actually would have hurt her or she is just making it up for some weird reason? This happened to me once.
Just a guess but I think for some who overuse its an issue. Not every woman can do things an endless amount of time and be fine with it. I've encountered many in my civvy life that would never go a round 2 saying its no longer fun for them. And I'm maybe a little above average at best. Definiltey no Johnny Holmes!!
 
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