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Review: Joannas

Spa1123

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My Chinese fiancé/her friends do the same exact thing, so this isn't unique to massage workers or anything. Sometimes she says it to me, really messes with my English brain.
And then there's the whole thing about 'shou didi' and 'shou maymay', Mandarin slang for the genitals, which translate as little brother and little sister.'

(English is impossible. I'm writing 'shou' because even though I want to rhyme with 'cow', I can't write it as 'show didi'. 'Show' doesn't rhyme with 'cow'.)
 
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