Spot on. I initially thought "Hmm, is the review about Anna Tang or himself?", but in the end I decided it was just a super-enthusiastic review about the Anna phenomenon who took everyone who met her by surprise. I can relate. I scheduled more time with her today, and brought up this review. While she said "he probably lost track of time" re: his comments on the duration of the session, she pretty much confirmed everything else, top 3 cock, etc. I don't even know @Perfecto, not trying to help him, but his review seems close to the truth and therefore valuable to everyone else.
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Review: Induction into the Anna Tang Hall of Fame!!!
- Thread starter Perfecto
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Dude's actually gotta be closer to 6-7" or 6-8"...I'm pretty good at measuring girls by noting exactly where they come up to me...she's either exactly 5-8" or a shade under in socks...so in 4" heels, she's about 6' even...and he says he was towering about 8" over her...
And on the topic, that review was fucking perfect and rings totally true to me. much more helpful than the majority of reviews that all basically list a few standard positions and where the dude finished <big yawn> and it's exactly the kind of review that would have caused me to run to see her if I hadn't already seen her before, My review of her was also a "10" but very different...we got along great and had an instant (but different kind of) connection, traded info immediately, and stayed in touch ever since, but she didn't say any of that kinda shit to me...so it's not some game she's running on all of her clients' egos...she just really liked the guy...fucking deal with it. I stopped by her place to see her after my last gel injections in my knees, just to talk to her and help her figure out what agencies to consider and what to do about her website...and then I texted Lear and told Jay to just trust me about her...so you guys kinda have me to thank for her showing up there.
When you read someone's taking such offense at a review where the absolute truth happens to be flattering to the reviewer, it just means the critic has never had an experience where the girl dug him enough to have a half a dozen orgasms, kill the clock, and treat him like a real BF. Trust me, Kinkini, it happens sometimes, and it's fucking awesome. In fact, I've purposely left plenty of shit out of half a dozen of my reviews because if I'd included everything, there'd have definitely been a flood of idiots demanding everythjing she did for "Zippy"and/or because there were things that she didn't want the agency to know, whether it was hanging out an extra hour, ditching the condom, giving me her number and full name and contact info, leaving for lunch or dinner with me afterwards, telling me she'd enjoy this job a lot more if everybody had my body, or agreeing to meet my wife. If you got some shit to say about Perfecto's review, kindly include a link to one of your scary-good reviews to show us how much more helpful your reviews are to readers than his review of Anna.
And on the topic, that review was fucking perfect and rings totally true to me. much more helpful than the majority of reviews that all basically list a few standard positions and where the dude finished <big yawn> and it's exactly the kind of review that would have caused me to run to see her if I hadn't already seen her before, My review of her was also a "10" but very different...we got along great and had an instant (but different kind of) connection, traded info immediately, and stayed in touch ever since, but she didn't say any of that kinda shit to me...so it's not some game she's running on all of her clients' egos...she just really liked the guy...fucking deal with it. I stopped by her place to see her after my last gel injections in my knees, just to talk to her and help her figure out what agencies to consider and what to do about her website...and then I texted Lear and told Jay to just trust me about her...so you guys kinda have me to thank for her showing up there.
When you read someone's taking such offense at a review where the absolute truth happens to be flattering to the reviewer, it just means the critic has never had an experience where the girl dug him enough to have a half a dozen orgasms, kill the clock, and treat him like a real BF. Trust me, Kinkini, it happens sometimes, and it's fucking awesome. In fact, I've purposely left plenty of shit out of half a dozen of my reviews because if I'd included everything, there'd have definitely been a flood of idiots demanding everythjing she did for "Zippy"and/or because there were things that she didn't want the agency to know, whether it was hanging out an extra hour, ditching the condom, giving me her number and full name and contact info, leaving for lunch or dinner with me afterwards, telling me she'd enjoy this job a lot more if everybody had my body, or agreeing to meet my wife. If you got some shit to say about Perfecto's review, kindly include a link to one of your scary-good reviews to show us how much more helpful your reviews are to readers than his review of Anna.
had to come check out the commotion. OPs a vet and his reviews are usually that of a detailed erotic novel, as opposed to a typical provider "review". Not all these girls are top-tier, with top-tier experiences. but i do want to hear about provider flaws, petty nit-picking, failed expectations, bad/awkward experiences, etc. shit, i'll even pay to read a non-recommended review from OP. I can care less about his self-describing alpha-male performance and physical attributes. it might be boarder line narcissistic to some, but fck it more power to him
To be fair to the OP, narcissism is an objective concept with a very specific definition; it’s not open to subjective interpretation like attractiveness, etc. If all he did was accurately and truthfully describe what happened and what she actually said to him, it’s not necessarily “narcissistic” just because the details happen to be flattering to him. There’s a pretty easy test of that, too: if all of his other reviews include very similar flattering descriptions, it might be an issue, but if they don’t, that suggests that all he did is describe what actually happened. I do the exact same shit: if a girl says something very positive about me, I’ll usually include that in context, and if she says no such thing and/or seems like she’s not into me at all, I share that just as accurately, including my honest opinion that it was probably just a YMMV situation for me and that the girl might be a lot more fun if she likes a guy more than she apparently liked me.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: I want to thank all the fellas on the board for their words of encouragement in thread and DM over this review. If anyone has read my reviews for the past 10+ years on TER, TNA, AMP, etc. you know that I write about my sensual encounters more like a story or novel and the title of my review is born out in the experience I describe. I have been helping guys in this industry for years and some of the comments in this thread make me want to stop writing reviews entirely. They are supposed to be meant for information and entertainment....at least that's how I look at it. It has clearly also come to light that there are definitely some big time haters and insecure hoes on this board (speaking of the male species only here)....which is unfortunate. Some of which, actually ran back to Anna Tang, sent her the review and tried to pressure her for similar services that I described in my review....WHICH IS VERY F'd UP!!!
Everyone in this industry should know what YMMV truly means or you should stop seeing providers. Even though every guy is paying them....they absolutely have their favorites. From reading any of my reviews....one can piece together that yes....I'm much taller than the average person, yes, I have an athletic/muscular build, yes, I'm handsome, professional, well-educated and have some disposable income. I am very blessed and don't take those things for granted....but in all my reviews, I have given detail that helps other guys make educated decisions about who they want to see. This is not a competition...every encounter with a provider is different and you shouldn't expect or want the absolute carbon copy of some other guys experience. Just go in and have a good time!!! These reviews are supposed to be a guide to help others understand the "general services" that are offered by a lady. Providers are not robots and every experience is going to be different.
Are the haters/hoes going to cry every time a provider gives a guy a free session or gives a BBBJ, when they only got CBJ or gives extra time or texts them when their available...just because they aren't getting the same attention? Man up and just enjoy your time!!! I will own the the fact that I probably put too much information in this review that many guys clearly couldn't handle....for that I apologize. I was probably over excited that I made her "Top 3" and probably should have kept that to myself. MY BAD!!! I wouldn't say I'm a narcissist when it comes to my sexual exploits but I do have a huge sexual ego and I enjoy the reaction that I get from the ladies due to my sexual prowess and have described it in detail in all my reviews. Lastly here...I DON'T WRITE REVIEWS FOR ANYONE BUT MYSELF. I've you don't want to read what I have to say, click out of the thread and go live your best life.
I think the biggest travesty here is that we are taking the time and attention away from Anna Tang. She is an amazing, kind and super sensual provider that gives 110% every session and is worth her weight in gold. She deserves all the sensual accolades that she has been given. Can we all just get along and get back to the basic tenet of this review....that Anna Tang is fantastic. Let's move on....
Perfecto
Everyone in this industry should know what YMMV truly means or you should stop seeing providers. Even though every guy is paying them....they absolutely have their favorites. From reading any of my reviews....one can piece together that yes....I'm much taller than the average person, yes, I have an athletic/muscular build, yes, I'm handsome, professional, well-educated and have some disposable income. I am very blessed and don't take those things for granted....but in all my reviews, I have given detail that helps other guys make educated decisions about who they want to see. This is not a competition...every encounter with a provider is different and you shouldn't expect or want the absolute carbon copy of some other guys experience. Just go in and have a good time!!! These reviews are supposed to be a guide to help others understand the "general services" that are offered by a lady. Providers are not robots and every experience is going to be different.
Are the haters/hoes going to cry every time a provider gives a guy a free session or gives a BBBJ, when they only got CBJ or gives extra time or texts them when their available...just because they aren't getting the same attention? Man up and just enjoy your time!!! I will own the the fact that I probably put too much information in this review that many guys clearly couldn't handle....for that I apologize. I was probably over excited that I made her "Top 3" and probably should have kept that to myself. MY BAD!!! I wouldn't say I'm a narcissist when it comes to my sexual exploits but I do have a huge sexual ego and I enjoy the reaction that I get from the ladies due to my sexual prowess and have described it in detail in all my reviews. Lastly here...I DON'T WRITE REVIEWS FOR ANYONE BUT MYSELF. I've you don't want to read what I have to say, click out of the thread and go live your best life.
I think the biggest travesty here is that we are taking the time and attention away from Anna Tang. She is an amazing, kind and super sensual provider that gives 110% every session and is worth her weight in gold. She deserves all the sensual accolades that she has been given. Can we all just get along and get back to the basic tenet of this review....that Anna Tang is fantastic. Let's move on....
Perfecto
Hey man, there always going to some a-hole on here doesn't know the meaning of ymmv, and there are some idiots on here who just doesn't know how to do "research" and they get trigger when you tell them this is "ymmv" or "go do a simple search at the top of this page said SEARCH".
i won't let those dumba$$ bother you, i get hate message (on this board and some other ones you mention), and i just simply delete them and go about my business. This hobby for me is for stress relief/need of a variety, and i'm sure you my friend and most hobbyist on this board agree with this. Happy hunting everyone!!
i won't let those dumba$$ bother you, i get hate message (on this board and some other ones you mention), and i just simply delete them and go about my business. This hobby for me is for stress relief/need of a variety, and i'm sure you my friend and most hobbyist on this board agree with this. Happy hunting everyone!!
No shit. In fact, I’m pleasantly surprised to have read posts in several recent threads that make clear that there are actually some other guys here who genuinely like women and don’t regard them as dirty damaged sluts (or whatever) just because they’re sex workers.
As far as your review goes, if I hadn’t already seen Anna, I’d have run to see her after your review. Don’t change your style or start leaving shit out just because some guys can’t handle the fact that some girls might like some guys much more than they liked them. Just off the top of my head, it was your reviews of Katalina Love (Lear) and Luna (Diamond Desires) that convinced me to see them. Reviews like your are infinitely more helpful than the standard review that basically just provide physical descriptions and list some positions and how shit ended.
As far as your review goes, if I hadn’t already seen Anna, I’d have run to see her after your review. Don’t change your style or start leaving shit out just because some guys can’t handle the fact that some girls might like some guys much more than they liked them. Just off the top of my head, it was your reviews of Katalina Love (Lear) and Luna (Diamond Desires) that convinced me to see them. Reviews like your are infinitely more helpful than the standard review that basically just provide physical descriptions and list some positions and how shit ended.