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Review: Hurricane Yoyo - Paradise- We Bid You Farewell

Jerzeyboy

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Title: Review: Hurricane Yoyo - Paradise- We Bid You Farewell
Date: Nov 17, 2023
Phone: 445 228-9866
City: NE Philly
State: PA
Location: Frankford Ave
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) $200 plus addt'l tip because she is that good
Nationality: Chinese
Age Estimate: 28
Physical Description: cute, petite, very tight body. washboard abs, natural C's, very pretty face, sparkling eyes, shoulder length hair, 5'2

Recommendation: Yes
 

Rodstiffington

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I agree that it’s been a great run with Maria, and YoYo recently. I was lucky enough to see each of them multiple times, but this review was a bit much haha. She will certainly be missed though
 

kgirler

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She swooped into America, took it by storm, breaking some hearts and leaves with a suitcase full of money.
Common playbook for many young transient visitors. I don’t know her but based on years of experience and observation, she will probably come back when she is eligible for another tourist visa. The money is too alluring and it runs out quickly. She can never make that kind of easy money in China. Plus it sounds like she loved “working” with you guys.
 

rokinus

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This reads like a wounded animal lashing out because I told him that she asked me out to his date suggestion earlier this month. I warned everyone in another thread that she would be leaving if customers kept being shitty. Well, someone decided to steal over $1500 of her money last week. She was also being harassed from management about stuff being posted on here by people like OP. Similar to when they went to NY to confront her days after he posted in the Manhattan Discussion forums that she was looking for work up there. Now she is intentionally leaving people in the dark about her future plans. Congratulations on ruining it for everyone.
 

Jerzeyboy

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With the news that Yoyo is coming back, today, Dec 2nd, I had to write something about the most prolific squirter I know. Her farewell, 2 weeks ago, broke a lot of hearts. I was certainly at the top of the list. I had to make the trip down to Philly the day she was leaving because I had no idea if I would ever see her again. As some of you may have read in my Farewell Review, above, it was an epic “last session”. Now, I get to see one of the most authentic providers in the business, again. Someone who truly loves what they do. A sex machine who is not fake moaning, pretending she has an orgasm. No, a true multi orgasmic women who proves you made her cum with a blast of her juice. Her really good blasts will usually bathe both you and her. Last time, one of her blasts hit me in the chest and her in the eye. No way you can fake that.

On her hiatus, she took some time off to recharge her batteries. She was able to get back into an exercise routine, which she wasn’t able to do at Paradise. For those of us who have seen her petite body, she is in great shape. She has toned legs, great abs and natural C’s. But now, apparently, with her daily workout, she is tighter and fitter than ever. Which means, when she puts you in a chokehold, rides you cow girl or pushes your arms back hard over your head, forcing you to submit to sexual demands, good luck. She is strong.

One thing she has apparently not done during her break is had sex. Now, that has me thinking. Her water tank must be completely filled. I was tempted to try and see her the first day back to help her unload the tank but seems like all the time slots had already been filled. Knowing how much and often she squirted with me, I am trying not to fantasize about what her squirting ability is like with a 2 week build up, but it is going to be crazy. Previously, when Yoyo was working 7 days a week, seeing 10-12 guys a day she was still able to produce as much fluid at the end of the day as she did at the beginning. Imagine catching her on 2 weeks rest, plenty of sleep and a full tank. There will be showers in the forecast for Philadelphia in the forseaable future. Good luck to whoever is seeing her the first week back. She will be a nympho on steroids. You will be getting the session of your life. You better eat your Wheaties or have a Power Bar because her stamina and sex drive are going to be off the charts.

What’s not clear is how long she is going to be around. I expect she will be here till at least Xmas but who knows? Maybe Aunt Flo pays her an unscheduled visit and she has to cut her visit short. At least knowing she will be here the next 3-4 weeks, gives me enough time to schedule a visit before her next unexpected farewell. With her longer term plans in flux, anyone who can see a well rested, Yoyo, with 2 weeks abstinence, better make sure they bring their “A” game. She has a lot of catching up to do and Philadelphia is going to be having a lot of precipitation in their forecast.
 
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