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Review: Hannah…oh man- EPM

TwoOne

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I would have walked out after a few minutes right around 'use the mouthwash' with my donation. Based on how I interpret this session starting. I have done this. It can start good and then go downhill but it never gets better after a bad start. EOS.
 

Toltec35

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I would have walked out after a few minutes right around 'use the mouthwash' with my donation. Based on how I interpret this session starting. I have done this. It can start good and then go downhill but it never gets better after a bad start. EOS.
I wanted to do that but I wasn’t sure if that was gonna get me banned from the establishment, and I’ve had other really good experiences and didn’t want to mess up future visits because of one terrible one
 

jim_hatez

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Yeah I hear you, just sucks after all the great reviews and her looks I thought it would be a great session, oh well.
You did the right thing. Whether it was the time of day, chemistry, or what not... not all sessions are going to be great. I had a similar time with Lina, which a lot of people loved at EPM. I wouldn't say it was quite as bad as what happened with you but she did not seem into it at all. Part of the fun is being convinced they like you, real or an act, if you don't feel this for most guys (me included) it kills the mood. Although some wacky guys like that lol. Better luck next time!
 

Barabula

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You did the right thing. Whether it was the time of day, chemistry, or what not... not all sessions are going to be great. I had a similar time with Lina, which a lot of people loved at EPM. I wouldn't say it was quite as bad as what happened with you but she did not seem into it at all. Part of the fun is being convinced they like you, real or an act, if you don't feel this for most guys (me included) it kills the mood. Although some wacky guys like that lol. Better luck next time!
Only a few liked her not a lot from what I read.
 

Corner0777

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I have had this experience w Hannah (curt / abrasive from beginning) and others similar w Agency. Almost like they decide I am going to make zero effort to have this be enjoyable for you. not worth the money or time —- better options out there. 9VIP and Pink Spa. Even strip clubs have better performance and respect for the high dollar.
 

Toltec35

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I have had this experience w Hannah (curt / abrasive from beginning) and others similar w Agency. Almost like they decide I am going to make zero effort to have this be enjoyable for you. not worth the money or time —- better options out there. 9VIP and Pink Spa. Even strip clubs have better performance and respect for the high dollar.
Yeah so far I had two bad experiences one here and another at CP, it sucks because i didn’t like going to amps as much anymore due to not being able to chose our provider or just being a robot like experience as well, but I guess from now on I should just hit Saigon or 9vip for pretty much a better price.
 

Corner0777

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I did, she said they’ll make it up to me next time whatever that means.[/QUOTE
Yeah so far I had two bad experiences one here and another at CP, it sucks because i didn’t like going to amps as much anymore due to not being able to chose our provider or just being a robot like experience as well, but I guess from now on I should just hit Saigon or 9vip for pretty much a better price.
I have found Tokyo Spa to be really good. It’s not as pricey as agency. They will text you a non airbrushed photo and they are very nice accommodating.
Give them a try. I recommend Lisa there. she is GND and for 200 VIP service you get all the agency services but for less money.
 

Driprock64

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I was her 9:00. She had same conversation about health problems with me. She had a slight sickly odor, so I'm going to suggest she was sick. I had an amazing experience with her last Saturday night during the storm. What a let down.... and I traveled far!
 

charliebrown

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@Toltec35, the gameboy advanced for christmas is a good age giveaway!!! I remember my son being excited when he opened it up under the tree!!! Damn, I could literally be your father. Don't tell MOM!!!!

she starts telling me how this certain foods make her vomit and have diarrhea
This woman RIMs for a living and food is want get her sick?
 

DS71

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I have had some really good experiences at EPM and have also had some (so,so) experiences. Can't say I have had any really bad experiences but I don't go there that frequently, last time I went was back in May when Dash and Amanda were working and both were excellent. With that being said, I do think the girls have really packed schedules and they get worn out. Some deal with it better than others but there are days when they are back to back to back all day long. I know its about the $$$ but for a higher-level experience like EPM I think they should lower the volume a bit especially on really busy days, maybe build in more breaks. And if one of the girls isn't feeling well, the appointment should be canceled. It sounds like that might have been the case here and it's really not fair to anyone to go forward with a session when the girl isn't feeling up to it.
 

DS71

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And when I say "the appointment should be canceled", I mean they (EPM) should have reached out to you and apologized and said she isn't feeling well so we have to cancel.
 
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