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Review: Evergreen: Coffee

Chicagoboy

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Title: Review: Evergreen: Coffee
Date: Sep 1, 2021
Phone: 215-822-8808
City: Lexington/Hatfield
State: PA
Location: Next to Zoto's
Age Estimate: 45
Nationality: Korean
Physical Description: Short, cute face, small B, I believe natural

Recommendation: No
Judging from the last few days reviews Mama seems to be pushing Coffee. Maybe the others are more popular for a good reason judging by this and previous reviews.
 

Jnj041

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Management has been pushing for good reviews with all the customers, when you have positive overexposure on a daily basis it does translate into becoming super busy. The place has been like a rat race and rarely are people getting full hour sessions. It's just the nature of the beast, good money making time for them, lower quality experience for us.
 

Ellocohombre

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Try to stand your ground. Before handing over HF be sure that includes a good massage and that they session will be an hour long. If ST starts too early for you don't be afraid to say "can you massage my legs some more, or hit my back one more time". Take charge, don't be a push over. If not to your liking tell the masseuse and Emo on way out.
Hasn't happened with me in a long time. I am polite, but stern.
 

jim_hatez

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Try to stand your ground. Before handing over HF be sure that includes a good massage and that they session will be an hour long. If ST starts too early for you don't be afraid to say "can you massage my legs some more, or hit my back one more time". Take charge, don't be a push over. If not to your liking tell the masseuse and Emo on way out.
Hasn't happened with me in a long time. I am polite, but stern.
Thing was, the massage was just fair. I really appreciate a great TM but this was not that. You are right, I could have pushed for other/more activities, but I usually just go with the flow, mostly because communication is never easy and I don't want to become persona non grata. I don't want to make it seem like this was a terrible time. It was ok. But not good enough for me to recommend when other better options are available.
 

jim_hatez

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I wonder why she was so popular at the other clinic.
Well you know YMMV is big in this hobby. I've had great sessions with some who others said were awful. Maybe I am too ugly for her, I dunno. I consider myself average but who knows. Or maybe she is just being overworked and wanted it to be quick bc she was tired. Obviously the goal for all is to make $$... not everyone has the top tier customer skills at all times. But by all means, don't let me dissuade you. Other reviews enjoyed way more than me, just consider me one opinion in a sea of them lol....
 

Chicagoboy

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Well you know YMMV is big in this hobby. I've had great sessions with some who others said were awful. Maybe I am too ugly for her, I dunno. I consider myself average but who knows. Or maybe she is just being overworked and wanted it to be quick bc she was tired. Obviously the goal for all is to make $$... not everyone has the top tier customer skills at all times. But by all means, don't let me dissuade you. Other reviews enjoyed way more than me, just consider me one opinion in a sea of them lol....
It's just the luck of the draw. I've had bad sessions with girls who were previously outstanding. Who knows what's going on behind the scene. Maybe Mama is pushing her to take on more because their busy. One of my last visits at a spa ran over about ten minutes, the girl just laid next to me. Seemed very tired then bosslady yelled from out in the hall in their language. Don't know what she said but the girl jumped up and said times up. I always give them the benefit of the doubt.
 

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It's just the luck of the draw. I've had bad sessions with girls who were previously outstanding. Who knows what's going on behind the scene. Maybe Mama is pushing her to take on more because their busy. One of my last visits at a spa ran over about ten minutes, the girl just laid next to me. Seemed very tired then bosslady yelled from out in the hall in their language. Don't know what she said but the girl jumped up and said times up. I always give them the benefit of the doubt.
Yea when they want to lay down and take a nap that depresses me lol. Has happened to me before. This was not that just a lack of enthusiasm I've come to expect from EG. Wasn't a bad time just not good enough for me to tell others it was worth it (as always...YMMV)
 

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I have always tried to find out when a spas slow time is. Rush hour at any spa, is always trouble. If the door bell is ringing over and over, in the back of my mind I know what it means. It has happened this way at almost every spa I have ever been to. Go out to a fun bar with the Eagles game on (at least when they were good) and you're not going to get the same service. I try to reset my expectations or just not go then.

I have never had a problem with asking them when is their slow time? They usually are looking for customer during their slow times. What is strange it always seems to be different at most spas even if they are somewhat close together. I usually also ask if the weekends are busy or slow. It isn't perfect but at least it is a decent start.
 

Chicagoboy

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I have always tried to find out when a spas slow time is. Rush hour at any spa, is always trouble. If the door bell is ringing over and over, in the back of my mind I know what it means. It has happened this way at almost every spa I have ever been to. Go out to a fun bar with the Eagles game on (at least when they were good) and you're not going to get the same service. I try to reset my expectations or just not go then.

I have never had a problem with asking them when is their slow time? They usually are looking for customer during their slow times. What is strange it always seems to be different at most spas even if they are somewhat close together. I usually also ask if the weekends are busy or slow. It isn't perfect but at least it is a decent start.
I used to go in the morning at opening time. The girls never seemed ready or awake. I've gotten better service around noon or later.
 

yh33

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I have to say the most invaluable piece written is when jim says…

“Could be she didn't like my appearance (I dunno) or something else, but I didn't feel chemistry was great. It happens, not mad at her, just reporting on my sesh.”

He is humble enough to report, look there just was not a spark between him and the provider. It happens to all of us. The fact he got shortchanged on time still is no excuse from the spa or the girl.

Chemistry sometimes happens naturally and/or can be built over time as we all know. I’ve walked into a place and reportedly I’m the only monger who despises the girls and atmosphere. I’m not too big a person to say, maybe it’s just my approach or something about me.

On the other hand there are 10/10 providers that are very much so “attracted” to me emotionally and physically. Such is life. That’s why reviews like this are good intel. They spur thought.

As for what @Ellocohombre is saying, I think that we all have our own ways of taking control of the session. He brings a good point up that we can set the expectations. I’d rather find a girl who *wants* to take control and mesmerize me for an hour with her passion & care. Micromanaging her behavior (can work and is fine if communication is open) but also can be exhausting. If I do not find results I’m looking for naturally, this makes me want to move on to the next one.
 
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