Sorry you didn't have a good time. I will chime in on the washcloth lol. She did the same thing with me, but I didn't put in my review. I saw her apply something to the washcloth one of the times when I was face down - must be some kind of antiseptic/alcohol solution. I agree, that was a tiny bit odd, but, I saw it as just enhanced precaution on her part, which I appreciated (and apparently she did it for both of us so must be part of her routine). As far as her looks, we can agree to disagree, but she is far better than an average middle aged woman. If that's average middle age woman to you, I gotta ask where you live, bc around my crib most middle aged women are obese pigs.