1. My only expectation is that the girl who walks into the room looks like her photos. Your photos weren't professionally enhanced; they're just selfies. The problem is they just don't represent what you look like now, at all. That's not intended as an insult, but it's the absolute truth. If you disagree, just put on a G-string, cover your face with one hand, take a full-body photo in the mirror and post it right here. At least with professional photos, everybody realizes that they might be retouched. When we see selfies, we trust them more, precisely because they're much less likely to be altered and I don't think yours were altered at all. Your photos look fantastic. The only problem is that they're obviously at least several years old and they're no longer accurate. If they were accurate, there'd have been absolutely no problem today and I'd have come back to see you many times. I don't know any other way to say that, but it's the absolute truth.
2. You're right. I should have just left. That's totally my fault. That's exactly what I'll do next time a girl looks nothing like her photos.
3. Please. That's just silly.
4. I didn't say that either you or May wasn't nice; in fact, I said that you were very nice and that you tried and that you didn't do anything wrong. May never offered me anybody else, but the only girl I was interested in was the girl who looked exactly like the photos posted on the spa's Twitter for "Ella." You may remember that when you walked in, I asked you (twice) if you were Ella, and that's why I had to ask. There would have been no point to telling you what I was thinking at the spa and there was no need to hurt your feelings, but guys come here for honest reviews. I did try to make the best of it, and I left as soon as I realized it wasn't going to work. May didn't disagree with me when I explained that they shouldn't be posting old photos that don't represent what a girl looks like. She nodded and said that she would make sure the spa fixes that. I don't know what means unless they change those photos to photos taken now, at the spa, so that guys who are attracted to you now book you and that guys who aren't attracted to you now don't book you. Plenty of guys would still book you, but those who wouldn't have a very good reason to write a bad review if they book you based on those old photos.
5. I didn't say anything "horrible"; I said that you looked 20 lbs heavier than your photo. I'm amazed that nobody else mentioned that, because if they had, I'd never have made the appointment. My "willy" still works just perfectly anytime I book a girl who looks like her photos; as I said, I don't usually even need to be touched at all to get hard. I also understand very well that some girls your age might not want to touch a 60-year-old guy, even for work. That's why I tried to PM you yesterday to ask about that, first, before I found out that was just the MMS pretending to be you. I also asked her to ask you today by text, because I don't want to have any bad experiences and I never want to BE a bad experience for any girl who doesn't want to touch a guy my age. Sometimes, the spas ask for our age when we first get verified. If I responded "35" and then a girl was annoyed that a 60-year-old guy showed up expecting her to touch him, I'd totally understand; that's why I'm honest and that's all I expect from any spa.
I'm genuinely sorry that you saw my comment. I was hoping that you wouldn't, but the whole purpose of this forum is for guys to avoid bad experiences and I was being 100% honest. It gives me no pleasure at all to know that you read it, but I had absolutely no reason to say anything "horrible" for no reason, and I never said anything negative about you as a person. I have 20+ reviews here and only 1 other bad one. I've also had bad experiences because the girl was obviously just not attracted to me at all and I never posted a bad review, because I totally understand that. I also explained to you that's exactly why I've learned to always ask first, which is when you told me to "relax." I have no desire to argue with you here and I really wish you hadn't signed up to read what I wrote, but I wrote it for the guys who come here to avoid being disappointed, not to hurt your feelings. We should agree to disagree, but there's one very simple way to prove that I'm wrong if you really think I'm wrong: Post a full-body photo of yourself in the exact same outfit taken tomorrow in the mirror of the same room we used and just let everybody decide for himself who's right and who's wrong. If I'm wrong, there's no reason not to do that, because you can duplicate the same shot that the spa used on its Twitter account and you can hide your face the same way that you did in those old photos. Best of luck to you. I'm sorry that I hurt your feelings.
