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Review: EG - Lisa the Legend

SlickWillyClinton

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#22
Here's the other thing I don't get. You cum at minute 45 and then what? You want to hang around for 15 minutes and fucking sniff her? You want to gawk at her? You want her to pretend like she likes you for 15 more minutes? The HJ places the women are OK at massage, but all the FS places they're just pretending. So you want her to go back to giving you a D- massage? A foot rub? Are we complaining about not getting a foot rub?
Some men prefer some pretend companionship like cuddling, kissing or hugging. Usually these are the older men. If they paid for an hour they should get close to an hour. Anything less than 40 mins is fucked up. It has happened to me before as well. It if happens once it's OK but if it's a habit, it's not fine.
 

Dodgeram44

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I am sure JH is not a complainer, he goes to plenty of higher end AAMP's and Indies. He is just pointing out pure facts. Let's not make this into a bigger issue than it really is. All I know is I just called for my appointment somewhere today, we are lucky to be done before 10 minutes overtime and I never heard my provider ever complain.
I've been her 2x & thought it was generally 50 min shop.1st time was with Sky & that girl was a smoke show & had crazy game & regret never going back & that level of looks & game in the burbs is freaking rare! I would gladly see that combo again & wouldn't cry if it was a 40 minute session.If you go in the prime time hrs you generally don't get 60 minutes unless your a regular & a first class tipper.
 

jim_hatez

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Yeah go get bent. Typical "u mad bro?" tool.
Yea he's being silly. Not to mention his attempt to insult me completely missed the point.

It's not about $20. It's about agreeing to a rate for a service and then being charged 40% more. Maybe some would be cool with that but I'm not part of that group.

Very good breakdown, Jim. This is a high quality comment.
Thanks, just trying to make it easier to visualize the cost of getting shorted. Generally I don't get too upset about minor shorting, because it's part of the game. As long as they make solid effort and I have a good time that is. Have a good weekend!
 

MartyS

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#25
It's important to not cum so fast. There are plenty of things you can do o hold it off. Most providers will never kick you out if they haven't completed their job. Or if you come back to the room and here the hurry up remark before you start playing you could get up to get dressed and ask for a refund.
Wayne sometimes you're unbelievable. Always blaming the guys. WTF, "It's important to not cum so fast." I know you're a good guy but I can understand why you piss so many people off sometimes.
 

Wayne1250

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Wayne sometimes you're unbelievable. Always blaming the guys. WTF, "It's important to not cum so fast." I know you're a good guy but I can understand why you piss so many people off sometimes.
Thanks for your comment. I was making a serious suggestion, glad you always find something to complain about.

Nice job trolling, you had to go back to the #5 post in this thread, 20 posts before yours. All I know is my game works for me.
 

Pepboys

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I reported to EG this week that they get complains about shortening the time and raising money. They told me it’s because they have many newbies working and still Sandy/Nicole are still good. By the way two new providers that they just hired are not my cup of tea, old blond and brunette with little stomach. I will just stick with my old friends.
 

DickLong

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My father used to always say, if you're in a strange town. Only go to a restaurant that is packed and you have to wait to get seated. Never go to a restaurant that seems to be empty and they can seat you right away.

I have been shorted time at every spa I have ever been too depending on the time of day and how many times you hear the door bell ring. It just goes with the game. If you're in the room with any gal and she hears the door bell ring 4 times after you come back from the shower. The reality is what the reality is. They are there to make money.

Yes, what is supposed to be, and what is, has always been in conflict. I try to ask the manager and even the gals when is your slow time and what is your busy times? Also if it is busy, "many ding...dongs", I cut the massage short and get to the action. Lately reducing the shower to a quick stand up washie, gets me back in the room much faster. I skip the massage to the end of the action. If I got a quality FS and BJ I am very happy.

The cold shower reality is, gals like Nicole and Sandy (the monster nipple twins) are busy for very obvious and clear reasons. Holy Hell, they both have the most amazing nipples I have ever seen. I love the tiny tops with huge nips.

Wear eye protection, seriously! :geek:
 

Dodgeram44

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My father used to always say, if you're in a strange town. Only go to a restaurant that is packed and you have to wait to get seated. Never go to a restaurant that seems to be empty and they can seat you right away.

I have been shorted time at every spa I have ever been too depending on the time of day and how many times you hear the door bell ring. It just goes with the game. If you're in the room with any gal and she hears the door bell ring 4 times after you come back from the shower. The reality is what the reality is. They are there to make money.

Yes, what is supposed to be, and what is, has always been in conflict. I try to ask the manager and even the gals when is your slow time and what is your busy times? Also if it is busy, "many ding...dongs", I cut the massage short and get to the action. Lately reducing the shower to a quick stand up washie, gets me back in the room much faster. I skip the massage to the end of the action. If I got a quality FS and BJ I am very happy.

The cold shower reality is, gals like Nicole and Sandy (the monster nipple twins) are busy for very obvious and clear reasons. Holy Hell, they both have the most amazing nipples I have ever seen. I love the tiny tops with huge nips.

Wear eye protection, seriously! :geek:
You are very wise & agree with you completely 100% & guy's should hear this but obviously not everyone will accept this reality & that's freaking hilarious because I do the same thing on restaurant's.On spa's there's a price point that gives you a next level experience & guy's will still piss & moan that there's no jumbo king crab legs @ the Chinese buffet. I heard about the asian only spa's that charge 1,500 per session & I'm guessing that's some youg beautiful poon & would ruin me personally. It's not easy eating tomahawk steaks cooked to perfection than going to the dinner for 14.00 steak & eggs & chewing on that grisly bland shoe leather.LMAO!! ENJOY!!
 

jim_hatez

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#32
You are very wise & agree with you completely 100% & guy's should hear this but obviously not everyone will accept this reality & that's freaking hilarious because I do the same thing on restaurant's.On spa's there's a price point that gives you a next level experience & guy's will still piss & moan that there's no jumbo king crab legs @ the Chinese buffet. I heard about the asian only spa's that charge 1,500 per session & I'm guessing that's some youg beautiful poon & would ruin me personally. It's not easy eating tomahawk steaks cooked to perfection than going to the dinner for 14.00 steak & eggs & chewing on that grisly bland shoe leather.LMAO!! ENJOY!!
Agreed his comment was on point. Of course everyone loves to get the best service for the best price. But the reality is, especially in an industry like this, supply and demand make a big difference. If a provider can stay fully busy at a higher price point, they would be dumb not to do it. Certain mongers can get mad about that but it's like any other service. The seller dictates the price, if you don't like it, go down market. Thankfully there are options!

Me personally I visit a variety of price points but try not to do only the most expensive. I still like hamburgers in addition to tomahawks depending on the day! Lol!
 

Dodgeram44

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Agreed his comment was on point. Of course everyone loves to get the best service for the best price. But the reality is, especially in an industry like this, supply and demand make a big difference. If a provider can stay fully busy at a higher price point, they would be dumb not to do it. Certain mongers can get mad about that but it's like any other service. The seller dictates the price, if you don't like it, go down market. Thankfully there are options!

Me personally I visit a variety of price points but try not to do only the most expensive. I still like hamburgers in addition to tomahawks depending on the day! Lol!
I would love to read a review & see a picture from the asian only places. I've seen pic's of 18-22 year old Asian spa girl that look 15 & that wouldn't work for my brain for sure but a top top shelf 24+ would work. Actually I'm a civy poon hunter currently & spit-roast is way more fun than I ever thought.
 

WillStarr

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My father used to always say, if you're in a strange town. Only go to a restaurant that is packed and you have to wait to get seated. Never go to a restaurant that seems to be empty and they can seat you right away.

I have been shorted time at every spa I have ever been too depending on the time of day and how many times you hear the door bell ring. It just goes with the game. If you're in the room with any gal and she hears the door bell ring 4 times after you come back from the shower. The reality is what the reality is. They are there to make money.

Yes, what is supposed to be, and what is, has always been in conflict. I try to ask the manager and even the gals when is your slow time and what is your busy times? Also if it is busy, "many ding...dongs", I cut the massage short and get to the action. Lately reducing the shower to a quick stand up washie, gets me back in the room much faster. I skip the massage to the end of the action. If I got a quality FS and BJ I am very happy.

The cold shower reality is, gals like Nicole and Sandy (the monster nipple twins) are busy for very obvious and clear reasons. Holy Hell, they both have the most amazing nipples I have ever seen. I love the tiny tops with huge nips.

Wear eye protection, seriously! :geek:
Who's nipples are longer Nicole or Sandy?
 
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