Review: EG: Coco

[jim_hatez]

Title: Review: EG: Coco
Date: Jun 28, 2023
Phone: 215.822.8808
City: Hatfield
State: PA
Location: Next to Zoto's

House Fee and Tip (if applicable) $200
Age Estimate: 40
Nationality: Korean
Physical Description: Amazing curves, short hair, sexy face although prob a bit of filler/surgery I think but it's not over the top

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Recommendation: Yes

 

[KittyHawk]

Sorry to hear that. Old saying, "when life hands you lemons, go see Coco". Something like that.

 

[jim_hatez]

Sorry to hear that. Old saying, "when life hands you lemons, go see Coco". Something like that.

Thanks brother! It really was bad. Worst car accident I ever been in as far as getting hurt. I have been in accidents where the car is in worse shape but never got an impact like this before. Recommend YES to Coco, recommend NO to almost dying lmao. Ok that is a slight exaggeration but I had a well built car despite it was older. If I was in a cheaply made vehicle I may not be typing this right now.

 

[Wayne1250]

Jim, it always pays to have Triple AAA. I guess you said it at the end of your review, the wife had to come pick you up.

 

[markkennedy]

Man that story makes clear why we gentlemen of culture have need for the hobby! And for Emo offering to pick you up, GOLD STAR for her!

 

[jim_hatez]

Jim, it always pays to have Triple AAA. I guess you said it at the end of your review, the wife had to come pick you up.

Oh nonono lmao. I had to get a tow. Which was not easy because first couple places wouldn't do it. I don't live near there.

Luckily I found one that was ok with it, and since I had session money on me I had enough overall. I will be reimbursed so not crying much over that 3 bills.

One thing I always do, is identify a few unique stores in the area that I can point to in an emergency. Essentially she wanted to know why I was so far from home over there so early in the morning. I did call because I knew she would see accident report paperwork when I come home. So I had to be ready with a story.

Without getting into too much detail, there is a somewhat unique store I like to visit in the area which I don't have close to my place. So I said I was going up there to check some stuff out.

The good thing is, based on where I was hit/address on the report, it's not like "EG's parking lot". It's a random road about 10 min away that she never heard of.

If you google the address which she might, it's a private residence. Of course, maybe now she's trying to find out who lives there thinking I am having a secret affair. LMAO. Hope not!

 

[Wayne1250]

Good luck with all that.

 

[KittyHawk]

Oh nonono lmao. I had to get a tow. Which was not easy because first couple places wouldn't do it. I don't live near there.

Luckily I found one that was ok with it, and since I had session money on me I had enough overall. I will be reimbursed so not crying much over that 3 bills.

One thing I always do, is identify a few unique stores in the area that I can point to in an emergency. Essentially she wanted to know why I was so far from home over there so early in the morning. I did call because I knew she would see accident report paperwork when I come home. So I had to be ready with a story.

Without getting into too much detail, there is a somewhat unique store I like to visit in the area which I don't have close to my place. So I said I was going up there to check some stuff out.

The good thing is, based on where I was hit/address on the report, it's not like "EG's parking lot". It's a random road about 10 min away that she never heard of.

If you google the address which she might, it's a private residence. Of course, maybe now she's trying to find out who lives there thinking I am having a secret affair. LMAO. Hope not!

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I hope she doesn't get suspicious. I sometimes think mine is a little. I had a close one that I would not have been able to get out of. Makes me think that you got very lucky. A while ago I was taking my ATF to her doctor in Queens. On the approach to the GW bridge an Ahole to my left cuts in front of me so he can make an exit. Of course, I had just glanced at the gps. If she hadn't screamed I would have nailed him. Being in NYC when my wife knows how I feel about cities would have been tough to explain.

 

[jim_hatez]

I
I hope she doesn't get suspicious. I sometimes think mine is a little. I had a close one that I would not have been able to get out of. Makes me think that you got very lucky. A while ago I was taking my ATF to her doctor in Queens. On the approach to the GW bridge an Ahole to my left cuts in front of me so he can make an exit. Of course, I had just glanced at the gps. If she hadn't screamed I would have nailed him. Being in NYC when my wife knows how I feel about cities would have been tough to explain.

Very glad you didn't get in that accident. I almost had one on 95 going to EPM before. Tickets/Accidents are a real risk and can get you busted easily. In no way am I claiming to be the sneakiest or smartest but I do try to look at this shit as a chess game and have a couple moves thought out ahead of time. That's saved my ass more than once.

My SO may suspect too but I don't think so. Ignorance is bliss. Although, if she thought about it she is smart and could probably figure it out. I mean she hasn't given it up in like 6 weeks now what the hell does she think.

Not trying to turn this into a complaint thread, but many smart women aren't as smart as they think with how they restrict sexual pleasure. When I say nothing for 6 I mean NOTHING. Not even HJ, not that I would accept that from my SO anyway unless it was part of a full package.

I hate myself at times for doing this but she isn't honoring vows either.

 

[@chapoip55]

Very glad you didn't get in that accident. I almost had one on 95 going to EPM before. Tickets/Accidents are a real risk and can get you busted easily. In no way am I claiming to be the sneakiest or smartest but I do try to look at this shit as a chess game and have a couple moves thought out ahead of time. That's saved my ass more than once.

My SO may suspect too but I don't think so. Ignorance is bliss. Although, if she thought about it she is smart and could probably figure it out. I mean she hasn't given it up in like 6 weeks now what the hell does she think.

Not trying to turn this into a complaint thread, but many smart women aren't as smart as they think with how they restrict sexual pleasure. When I say nothing for 6 I mean NOTHING. Not even HJ, not that I would accept that from my SO anyway unless it was part of a full package.

I hate myself at times for doing this but she isn't honoring vows either.

OMG JIM. I’m a big fans of your work. I saw the accident happen in front of me. I was coming out of my appointment with Coco. And was returning home. I stayed awhile. I don’t know which one of the people you are, but i think I got it all on my front camera. I’ll try find the footage.

 

[KittyHawk]

When I say nothing for 6 I mean NOTHING. Not even HJ, not that I would accept that from my SO anyway unless it was part of a full package.

Many years ago I read that frustrated married men are what keeps prostitutes in business. Some things never change.

 

[jim_hatez]

OMG JIM. I’m a big fans of your work. I saw the accident happen in front of me. I was coming out of my appointment with Coco. And was returning home. I stayed awhile. I don’t know which one of the people you are, but i think I got it all on my front camera. I’ll try find the footage.

Hahahah too funny. Please don't post any footage though. I do like anonymity.

I did hesitate posting some details since I thought some resourceful person might be able to reverse engineer it. You can never be too paranoid in this hobby it seems lmao!!!

 

[jim_hatez]

Many years ago I read that frustrated married men are what keeps prostitutes in business. Some things never change.

Yea seriously. 1x a week is a bare minimum. My personal situation is probably like most. Started out at every day. Then became 3x a week. Then 2x. Then 1. Stayed at 1 for a long time. Then every other week. This particular stretch has been one of the longest ever. But, my guess is as time goes on the frequency continues to go down.

Not to get all philosophical in my review thread but this hobby has upside and downside for most of us, and as much fun as I have had if I was still at a few times a week, I may never have jumped in this pond.

Now I can't imagine getting out. Shit is crazy.

 

[@chapoip55]

Hahahah too funny. Please don't post any footage though. I do like anonymity.

I did hesitate posting some details since I thought some resourceful person might be able to reverse engineer it. You can never be too paranoid in this hobby it seems lmao!!!

Just saying if you need prove that you wet t at fault cause of the accident. Anyway they crash into you and then you crash with someone else.

 

[jim_hatez]

Just saying if you need prove that you wet t at fault cause of the accident. Anyway they crash into you and then you crash with someone else.

Thanks, appreciate it, but I'm good. There is no question of fault because my vehicle was at a dead stop when this happened and he just torpedoe'd me from behind.

Other than not being dead, that's the only upside here. At least it's 100% clear who is responsible and it ain't me!

 

[@chapoip55]

Thanks, appreciate it, but I'm good. There is no question of fault because my vehicle was at a dead stop when this happened and he just torpedoe'd me from behind.

Other than not being dead, that's the only upside here. At least it's 100% clear who is responsible and it ain't me!

Ok.

 

[Dodgeram44]

Very glad you didn't get in that accident. I almost had one on 95 going to EPM before. Tickets/Accidents are a real risk and can get you busted easily. In no way am I claiming to be the sneakiest or smartest but I do try to look at this shit as a chess game and have a couple moves thought out ahead of time. That's saved my ass more than once.

My SO may suspect too but I don't think so. Ignorance is bliss. Although, if she thought about it she is smart and could probably figure it out. I mean she hasn't given it up in like 6 weeks now what the hell does she think.

Not trying to turn this into a complaint thread, but many smart women aren't as smart as they think with how they restrict sexual pleasure. When I say nothing for 6 I mean NOTHING. Not even HJ, not that I would accept that from my SO anyway unless it was part of a full package.

I hate myself at times for doing this but she isn't honoring vows either.

I've never got a hj to completion from a civy white girl, It's like these asian women get instructions & go to hj & bj university.I feel for you, I got rear-ended coming back from my ex gf doctor appointment @ penn on I76 in my s4.The guy ended up with no dl & left in hand cuffs & went to jail!